Rip Van Cremastericle
@yourpaljohn.bsky.social
Fought for Rax in the roast beef wars.
are you also battling graphic design
If you haven't read my book, On the Warpath: My Battles with Indians, Pretendians, and Woke Warriors, make sure to get a copy!
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November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
are you also battling graphic design
Bandit solicited Epstein for advice on getting horizontal with a chow chow
Bandit you son of a bitch
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bandit solicited Epstein for advice on getting horizontal with a chow chow
Correct we must set the bar much higher.
Larry Summers is 70. Firing him is not ruining his life.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Correct we must set the bar much higher.
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I think the hardest part of working at a retirement home is pulling Olivia Nuzzi off the nearest old man. She's strong, too. Sometimes it takes a crowbar
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I think the hardest part of working at a retirement home is pulling Olivia Nuzzi off the nearest old man. She's strong, too. Sometimes it takes a crowbar
When I sent RFK Jr a picture of my butthole he replied niiiiice! with 5 "i"s but I'm different,
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When I sent RFK Jr a picture of my butthole he replied niiiiice! with 5 "i"s but I'm different,
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Olivia Nuzzi urging dates to drink from the wrong grail
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Olivia Nuzzi urging dates to drink from the wrong grail
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bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
Larry Summers and Jeffrey Epstein doing a small stage production of Swingers (1996)
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Larry Summers and Jeffrey Epstein doing a small stage production of Swingers (1996)
If my emails to the worlds most notorious pedophile sex trafficker were leaked, revealing that I, the president of Harvard University, was asking for his advice on how to molest my student, referred to only by racial slur, and it was reported on by the student press with screenshots I would simply k
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If my emails to the worlds most notorious pedophile sex trafficker were leaked, revealing that I, the president of Harvard University, was asking for his advice on how to molest my student, referred to only by racial slur, and it was reported on by the student press with screenshots I would simply k
Larry Summers brown bag lunch when
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Larry Summers brown bag lunch when
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Lmao The News™ is at it again, dressing up needing multiple jobs to make ends meet as "polyworking."
Workers turn to 'polyworking' to combat frozen salaries and inflation
Working professionals in the U.S. are taking on side jobs to supplement their incomes amid frozen salaries, inflation and fear of layoffs.
apnews.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Lmao The News™ is at it again, dressing up needing multiple jobs to make ends meet as "polyworking."
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Jesus fucking Christ
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
Good Lord
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good Lord
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Blue Cross: We won’t approve your patient’s hysterectomy until she’s had an endometrial biopsy
Also Blue Cross: Once the biopsy is done, the hysterectomy will be approved. We don’t need to wait for the result
This is an insurance company insisting I inflict violence on a patient for no reason
Also Blue Cross: Once the biopsy is done, the hysterectomy will be approved. We don’t need to wait for the result
This is an insurance company insisting I inflict violence on a patient for no reason
OH MY GOD, so get this
BCBS was waiting on some updated/corrected info from provider. Provider finally gets back to them, insurance updates info, then ACCIDENTALLY denies my claim saying it was OON, total error on their behalf, so provider bills me AGAIN.
BCBS was waiting on some updated/corrected info from provider. Provider finally gets back to them, insurance updates info, then ACCIDENTALLY denies my claim saying it was OON, total error on their behalf, so provider bills me AGAIN.
Anthem BC/BS came back, 10 months later, and decided that it was going to deny me and my son's rabies treatments, after already approving the claim last December.
Denying a claim where if treatment were not given, results in death 100% of the time!
Denying a claim where if treatment were not given, results in death 100% of the time!
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Blue Cross: We won’t approve your patient’s hysterectomy until she’s had an endometrial biopsy
Also Blue Cross: Once the biopsy is done, the hysterectomy will be approved. We don’t need to wait for the result
This is an insurance company insisting I inflict violence on a patient for no reason
Also Blue Cross: Once the biopsy is done, the hysterectomy will be approved. We don’t need to wait for the result
This is an insurance company insisting I inflict violence on a patient for no reason
There are lots of reasons why ibuprofen shouldn't be used or isn't going to cut it for pain but it's insane to say it doesn't work.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There are lots of reasons why ibuprofen shouldn't be used or isn't going to cut it for pain but it's insane to say it doesn't work.
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
Could one (1) democrat do a Willie Horton style ad with these guys
NEW: Jan 6 riot defendant arrested outside a Burger King in Cicero, Illinois.
Prosecutors allege a DNA test in August linked him to 2018 kidnapping and sex assault
Just filed:
www.cbsnews.com/news/high-pr...
Prosecutors allege a DNA test in August linked him to 2018 kidnapping and sex assault
Just filed:
www.cbsnews.com/news/high-pr...
High-profile Jan. 6 defendant facing charges of kidnapping and sexually assaulting woman
John Banuelos' case was unique among Capitol riot prosecutions because he was the only defendant accused of pulling and firing a gun while on Capitol grounds.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Could one (1) democrat do a Willie Horton style ad with these guys
This is almost as unfunny as an Elon tweet. Hard to pull off if you have four functioning brain cells.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is almost as unfunny as an Elon tweet. Hard to pull off if you have four functioning brain cells.
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They shut down the government for nothing. Literally nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They shut down the government for nothing. Literally nothing.
Pretty fucking nauseating that Fetterman voted to get back to a job he famously does not do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pretty fucking nauseating that Fetterman voted to get back to a job he famously does not do.
This is what you want me to touch? Get real.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is what you want me to touch? Get real.
More implausible claims from the social democratic left.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
More implausible claims from the social democratic left.
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If a professional did this they would be arrested and I don't really understand why the answer box gets a break
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If a professional did this they would be arrested and I don't really understand why the answer box gets a break