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EssonnianDragon
@essonniandragon.bsky.social
Heyo! I'm a 22yo competent ‘nerd’, incompetent ‘human being’, and aspiring polymath • my thought process is a global circulation model • he/they/whatever idk • pfp by @knopenri.bsky.social • sfw here plz • I'm an AroAce&Aspie dragon!
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I have two modes:
1. Autism and ADHD working together (unstoppable force)
2. Tired and depressingly bored (immovable object)
They together form a chaotic system whose properties have eluded mathematicians for centuries
For context: I'm a computer science student (undergraduate, third year) and I have exams at the end of the month.
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Game 5 of the ALDS has entered the 9,748th inning, the Sounders are in round 3,250 of their shootout and Katie Wilson leads the vote count for mayor by 91 votes. Seattle just doesn’t like knowing results.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Dominatrix Adds Tracking Seattle Mayoral Election Results to BDSM Repertoire: tinyurl.com/mpravv8m
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Man who started his career by promoting a zero tolerance stance on crime reaches the 'how it's going' part of his meme.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
wtf is this a non-linear knob
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
‘Alternative medicine’ should ideally be practiced in homeopathic amounts
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I love getting thoughts on AI from people who don’t know how to attach PDF’s
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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thinking about the flag that was so horrendous and insulting it nearly caused a riot

behold, "the humanity flag"
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ok so i just woke up, wtf happened there
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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I mean I think the people who are still doomering about "there will never be elections, woe upon us all!" really need to sit their asses down and think for a second.

1.) Subverting elections becomes more administratively difficult and resource intensive the more there are happening at once.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Alt text: a blurry corvid of some kind has approached a trail cam and looks PISSED about it. It’s yellow eyes are wide and it’s beak is open as if to bite the camera. There is a forest of trees in the background
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Is there an NB inclusive equivalent to the terms sir or ma'am? That shit is fundamental to my vernacular and I need to know my options
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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this would mean half of registered california voters voted in an odd year special election with a single arcane proposition on the ballot
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Artistic nudity? No, no, AUTISTIC nudity.

I’m bare-ass naked obliviously explaining the issues that plagued the Mark 14 torpedo during WWII to someone who got bored of this fifteen minutes ago and would very much like to bone already
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Man, I love that you can still read (and respond to) 20-year-old posts in hobbyist forums that are active to this day. Compare that to the “knowledge bases” that tech companies cultivate to replace actual tech support, but then break every time they migrate to a new server architecture.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Putting aside Pelosi the speaker/leader for a second: Pelosi was one of the most queer friendly politicians in american history. When gay politicians in the 80s refused to talk about AIDS, Pelosi did. When no gay elected official would even talk about the trans community or trans rights....
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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A key figure in US politics that I think a lot of European observers obsessed with MAGA voters haven't really got their heads around is your average boring middle class suburban voter who in the face of incomprehensible reactionary chaos hankers after a Normie Revolution.
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I think Andrew Cuomo deserves more credit, he made it possible to see Andrew Cuomo lose twice in one election
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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literally the go woke or go broke coalition
March 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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the map is done for tonight
the Democrats have won Georgia 63-37
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM