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Still prescient.
(Four dogs, three small children/babies)
(Four dogs, three small children/babies)
Single Man at Brewery Without Dog or Kids Getting Weird Looks From Everybody: theneedling.com/2024/07/09/s...
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Still prescient.
(Four dogs, three small children/babies)
(Four dogs, three small children/babies)
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Yes-yes! Home will be blessed!
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yes-yes! Home will be blessed!
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Happy Wet Rat Winter to all who celebrate.
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Happy Wet Rat Winter to all who celebrate.
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This is hilarious. IYKYK
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is hilarious. IYKYK
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🤣💀 #cascadia
Gov. Ferguson Backs Millionaire Tax After Ghost of Christmas Future Shows Him Losing In 2028 If He Doesn’t: tinyurl.com/ye25s9zp
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
🤣💀 #cascadia
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Christmas customs have really evolved since I left America
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Christmas customs have really evolved since I left America
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I had my kids trained to leave out a beer for santa, but I see that I should have worked cheese into the mythology.
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I had my kids trained to leave out a beer for santa, but I see that I should have worked cheese into the mythology.
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This is the mashup we needed.
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is the mashup we needed.
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Is this why Seattleites keep wishing me a "Yiffy Ratsmas" ???
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Is this why Seattleites keep wishing me a "Yiffy Ratsmas" ???
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“What day is it boy?”
“Christmas Day Mr. Scrooge! Your last as governor unless you get your shit together.”
“Christmas Day Mr. Scrooge! Your last as governor unless you get your shit together.”
Gov. Ferguson Backs Millionaire Tax After Ghost of Christmas Future Shows Him Losing In 2028 If He Doesn’t: tinyurl.com/ye25s9zp
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“What day is it boy?”
“Christmas Day Mr. Scrooge! Your last as governor unless you get your shit together.”
“Christmas Day Mr. Scrooge! Your last as governor unless you get your shit together.”
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this is so niche Seattle in multiple ways 😅
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
this is so niche Seattle in multiple ways 😅
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This is how the holiday evolves when homes are built without chimneys.
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is how the holiday evolves when homes are built without chimneys.
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And people say the PNW is a godless wasteland. Merry Ratsmas to all and to all a good bite.
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And people say the PNW is a godless wasteland. Merry Ratsmas to all and to all a good bite.
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wow, we leave out cheese here in NYC too! it's so cool how far traditions can spread.
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
wow, we leave out cheese here in NYC too! it's so cool how far traditions can spread.
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God bless us everyone
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
God bless us everyone
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At press time, Nathan was nestled all snug in his bed while visions of more religiously good public art showing up in 2026 danced in his head when on the bathroom floor there arose such a splatter, he sprang from his bed to see what was the chatter.
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
At press time, Nathan was nestled all snug in his bed while visions of more religiously good public art showing up in 2026 danced in his head when on the bathroom floor there arose such a splatter, he sprang from his bed to see what was the chatter.
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Merry Christmas, one and all!
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Merry Christmas, one and all!
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I actually had a rat come up in the toilet when I was like 7 and I had nightmares about it 'cause I thought it was gonna eat my butt lmfao
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I actually had a rat come up in the toilet when I was like 7 and I had nightmares about it 'cause I thought it was gonna eat my butt lmfao
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same
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
same
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A Democrat actually listening to the polling on taxing the rich is the real Christmas miracle
Gov. Ferguson Backs Millionaire Tax After Ghost of Christmas Future Shows Him Losing In 2028 If He Doesn’t: tinyurl.com/ye25s9zp
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A Democrat actually listening to the polling on taxing the rich is the real Christmas miracle
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When I had pet rats street rats would smell it and interact with me at like bus stops and shit
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
When I had pet rats street rats would smell it and interact with me at like bus stops and shit
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I'm on the fourth floor but I believe 🙏🐀✨
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'm on the fourth floor but I believe 🙏🐀✨
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At press time, Nathan was nestled all snug in his bed while visions of more religiously good public art showing up in 2026 danced in his head when on the bathroom floor there arose such a splatter, he sprang from his bed to see what was the chatter.
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
At press time, Nathan was nestled all snug in his bed while visions of more religiously good public art showing up in 2026 danced in his head when on the bathroom floor there arose such a splatter, he sprang from his bed to see what was the chatter.