Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
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Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Jokes at @hard-drive.net
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
· Jul 2
For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…
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Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?
Revisiting another one from 2015.
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Revisiting another one from 2015.
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Hey, @realmfresh.bsky.social outdid himself with the Stand n’Watch intro video. Go check it out. It would really make his Festivus.
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youtu.be/MTcYpJQFRIY?...
1st Annual Dad Movie Awards
YouTube video by Stand N' Watch
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December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hey, @realmfresh.bsky.social outdid himself with the Stand n’Watch intro video. Go check it out. It would really make his Festivus.
youtu.be/MTcYpJQFRIY?...
youtu.be/MTcYpJQFRIY?...
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Reposted by Nick Coffman
Shut up about the box office, review scores, steam charts, cultural impact, yada yada yada.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Shut up about the box office, review scores, steam charts, cultural impact, yada yada yada.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
15 day streak on the line. Don’t give up. Don’t you ever give up.
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ALT: a man says never ever ever give up
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December 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
15 day streak on the line. Don’t give up. Don’t you ever give up.
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Shut up about the box office, review scores, steam charts, cultural impact, yada yada yada.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Shut up about the box office, review scores, steam charts, cultural impact, yada yada yada.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
You’re not a business insider. You’re not in the know. Your words don’t hold weight. You’re just an annoying poster who doesn’t enjoy things or want others to enjoy things.
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We used to shame people for watching things vertically on their phones. We need to get back to doing that.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
Universities Begin Teaching Microdramas Amid Industry Boom
“A lot of our students have anxiety about how am I going to support myself when I leave here? And verticals seem to be the one industry right now that is booming, that's growing,” said George Huang, a...
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December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We used to shame people for watching things vertically on their phones. We need to get back to doing that.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
We used to shame people for watching things vertically on their phones. We need to get back to doing that.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
Universities Begin Teaching Microdramas Amid Industry Boom
“A lot of our students have anxiety about how am I going to support myself when I leave here? And verticals seem to be the one industry right now that is booming, that's growing,” said George Huang, a...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We used to shame people for watching things vertically on their phones. We need to get back to doing that.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
Hey, @realmfresh.bsky.social outdid himself with the Stand n’Watch intro video. Go check it out. It would really make his Festivus.
youtu.be/MTcYpJQFRIY?...
youtu.be/MTcYpJQFRIY?...
1st Annual Dad Movie Awards
YouTube video by Stand N' Watch
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hey, @realmfresh.bsky.social outdid himself with the Stand n’Watch intro video. Go check it out. It would really make his Festivus.
youtu.be/MTcYpJQFRIY?...
youtu.be/MTcYpJQFRIY?...
I show face in this one. If enough people ask I’ll show feet next.
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A New episode of Stand N' Watch is live.
It's a special week because not only is it our first video episode, but it's also the 2025 Dad Movie Awards!
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcY...
Listen: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
A New episode of Stand N' Watch is live.
It's a special week because not only is it our first video episode, but it's also the 2025 Dad Movie Awards!
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcY...
Listen: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I show face in this one. If enough people ask I’ll show feet next.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Merry Christmas from Stand N' Watch
Remember to turn off motion smoothing on your dad's TV before you watch Die Hard with him
Remember to turn off motion smoothing on your dad's TV before you watch Die Hard with him
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Merry Christmas from Stand N' Watch
Remember to turn off motion smoothing on your dad's TV before you watch Die Hard with him
Remember to turn off motion smoothing on your dad's TV before you watch Die Hard with him
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job
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Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job - Hard Drive
NORTH POLE – Things are looking up for Dan Weston, a former Naughty Dog employee who quit his career in game development... Get the full story
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December 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job
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Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job - Hard Drive
NORTH POLE – Things are looking up for Dan Weston, a former Naughty Dog employee who quit his career in game development... Get the full story
hard-drive.net
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job
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And while you’re at it, save your credit card information to the new account, so I can buy vbucks for Fortnite skins.
This is your annual reminder: if you’re gifting a console to someone this holiday, gently open the box, saving all the packaging, plug it in, boot it, and set it up.
Modern consoles connect to their respective services to patch and so on, and servers will be slammed tomorrow all day.
Modern consoles connect to their respective services to patch and so on, and servers will be slammed tomorrow all day.
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
And while you’re at it, save your credit card information to the new account, so I can buy vbucks for Fortnite skins.
Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
I don’t know if this is a recent development with the C33 news or something, but when did Reddit switch to pro-AI? It’s all over the place over there recently.
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don’t know if this is a recent development with the C33 news or something, but when did Reddit switch to pro-AI? It’s all over the place over there recently.
Hollander? I barely know her.
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hollander? I barely know her.
Was going to reflect on my creative year, but I’d rather go play Keeper, so real quick just wanted to say the piece below by @enceladeans.bsky.social fucking rips, and wins Hard Drive piece of the year.
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Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island - Hard Drive
UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a fully accurate... Read the full masterpiece
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December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Was going to reflect on my creative year, but I’d rather go play Keeper, so real quick just wanted to say the piece below by @enceladeans.bsky.social fucking rips, and wins Hard Drive piece of the year.
hard-drive.net/nathan-field...
hard-drive.net/nathan-field...
Was bummed season 3 of Smiling Friends came to an end, then I saw this fan edit and felt less bummed. youtu.be/m_12CG6Ps78?...
Smiling Friends in Silent Hill 2
YouTube video by eli_handle_b․wav
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December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Was bummed season 3 of Smiling Friends came to an end, then I saw this fan edit and felt less bummed. youtu.be/m_12CG6Ps78?...
Heated Rivalry (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Heated Rivalry (2025)
Finally muting r/explainthejoke cause I can’t believe that the simplest of jokes have to be explained to people.
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Finally muting r/explainthejoke cause I can’t believe that the simplest of jokes have to be explained to people.
Hey kids. You want some uncensored news pieces?
a man in a green plaid shirt is standing next to another man in a black coat
ALT: a man in a green plaid shirt is standing next to another man in a black coat
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December 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey kids. You want some uncensored news pieces?