Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
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Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Jokes at @hard-drive.net and @hwoodtimes.com
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
https://linktr.ee/Nick_Coffman
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Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
· Jul 2
For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…
hard-drive.net
Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?
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Battleborn released in 2016, got updates for around a year or so, and the servers ran until 2021.
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Battleborn released in 2016, got updates for around a year or so, and the servers ran until 2021.
But how are they going to record a podcast from that position?
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
But how are they going to record a podcast from that position?
I'm going to miss the Beek.
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I'm going to miss the Beek.
They're putting Ubi Soft execs in games now.
“Unleash the Kraken,” bellows Skull and Bones, which somehow still exists. https://bit.ly/4kFbua7
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
They're putting Ubi Soft execs in games now.
We gather here today, to mourn the chat.
You hear about Discord? That's messed up. www.smashinggametime.com/podcast-1/19...
#198 – The Assassination of Discord by the Coward Discord — SmashingGameTime.com
Josh has two more plat games in the books. He is also still liking MIO. Nick has finished Silent Hill f 4 times and is about to go through it again for the best ending. The bros make big predictions f...
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February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
We gather here today, to mourn the chat.
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Geese Strikes Again Defecating Midperformance on NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/geese...
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Geese Strikes Again Defecating Midperformance on NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert — Hollywood Time$
Band gets lifetime ban from NPR.
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Geese Strikes Again Defecating Midperformance on NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/geese...
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/geese...
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Mad at myself for sleeping on Weird West. I took a bounty that brought me to an abandoned building. We cleared out the gang and started looting. We were then ambushed by a sniper who popped off a few shots, jumped off the roof, and transformed into a werewolf. Bananas. Just bananas.
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Mad at myself for sleeping on Weird West. I took a bounty that brought me to an abandoned building. We cleared out the gang and started looting. We were then ambushed by a sniper who popped off a few shots, jumped off the roof, and transformed into a werewolf. Bananas. Just bananas.
Mad at myself for sleeping on Weird West. I took a bounty that brought me to an abandoned building. We cleared out the gang and started looting. We were then ambushed by a sniper who popped off a few shots, jumped off the roof, and transformed into a werewolf. Bananas. Just bananas.
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Mad at myself for sleeping on Weird West. I took a bounty that brought me to an abandoned building. We cleared out the gang and started looting. We were then ambushed by a sniper who popped off a few shots, jumped off the roof, and transformed into a werewolf. Bananas. Just bananas.
St. Louis in February will do that to a guy.
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
St. Louis in February will do that to a guy.
Winters knows what he did.
Tomorrow's scoop is yet again about Geese. For anyone who thinks we have a vendetta against the band, please know, that you are only partially right.
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Winters knows what he did.
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EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm” — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of Paramount Studios, I can now confirm that Paramount is moving forward with a new film that will explore the origins of the State Farm character, Jake from State Farm. New Paramo...
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
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Hey! You! Yes you! Tell me one game that you love to play on your Steam Deck.
I will award Bonus Points (TM) for each answer.
(And please don't just say Vampire Survivors or Balatro.)
I will award Bonus Points (TM) for each answer.
(And please don't just say Vampire Survivors or Balatro.)
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Hey! You! Yes you! Tell me one game that you love to play on your Steam Deck.
I will award Bonus Points (TM) for each answer.
(And please don't just say Vampire Survivors or Balatro.)
I will award Bonus Points (TM) for each answer.
(And please don't just say Vampire Survivors or Balatro.)
We’ve all got that one game from our youth that lives in our head rent free.
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
We’ve all got that one game from our youth that lives in our head rent free.
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If Simone Biles is such a great athlete, why isn't she in the Olympics right now?
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If Simone Biles is such a great athlete, why isn't she in the Olympics right now?
You're too late #scriptsky, Bill Lawrence just sold this pilot to Apple.
From @theathletic.com: Sturla Holm Laegreid’s Winter Olympics celebration took a shocking turn on Tuesday. The Norwegian, fresh off winning bronze in the 20km individual biathlon, stunned fans by confessing on live TV that he had cheated on his girlfriend. nyti.ms/3MAx2bh
Norwegian Olympian reveals infidelity after winning medal, will ‘try everything to get her back’
Laegreid, a seven-time world champion, finished third in the 20-kilometer biathlon.
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February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You're too late #scriptsky, Bill Lawrence just sold this pilot to Apple.
If Simone Biles is such a great athlete, why isn't she in the Olympics right now?
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If Simone Biles is such a great athlete, why isn't she in the Olympics right now?
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Age verification? I watch movies standing up
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Age verification? I watch movies standing up
Massive-Verse rocks. Don't sleep on it.
Humble Book Bundle: Massive-Verse Image Comics buff.ly/ejuLabI #ad
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Massive-Verse rocks. Don't sleep on it.
#Scriptsky it is time to start snatching up that coveted Insurance IP.
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm” — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of Paramount Studios, I can now confirm that Paramount is moving forward with a new film that will explore the origins of the State Farm character, Jake from State Farm. New Paramo...
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
#Scriptsky it is time to start snatching up that coveted Insurance IP.
Hear it here before you hear it anywhere else. Now this is a SCOOP!
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm” — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of Paramount Studios, I can now confirm that Paramount is moving forward with a new film that will explore the origins of the State Farm character, Jake from State Farm. New Paramo...
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Hear it here before you hear it anywhere else. Now this is a SCOOP!
4 players ejected after brawl breaks out between Pistons and Hornets - ESPN Video
www.espn.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
Box office bros are the strangest creatures I’ve ever studied in the wild.
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Box office bros are the strangest creatures I’ve ever studied in the wild.