Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
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Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
· Jul 2
For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…
hard-drive.net
Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?
Reposted by Nick Coffman
No episode this week. We’re busy gaming. Go listen to @fearcodedpod.bsky.social this week.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
No episode this week. We’re busy gaming. Go listen to @fearcodedpod.bsky.social this week.
Somehow, Woody returned.
First teaser trailer for 'Toy Story 5'
In theaters June 19, 2026
In theaters June 19, 2026
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Somehow, Woody returned.
Where's the full gothic album, Charli?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Where's the full gothic album, Charli?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...
Reposted by Nick Coffman
Call the Third Wreck it Ralph movie ‘Reboot Ralph’. The Fix It Felix Jr. cabinet is bought by a collector, resulting in Ralph and Felix meeting multiple rebooted versions of themselves. They get along with everyone until a fire destroys all but one cartridge which all the Rs and Fs fight for.
Ralf El Demoledor GIF
ALT: Ralf El Demoledor GIF
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Call the Third Wreck it Ralph movie ‘Reboot Ralph’. The Fix It Felix Jr. cabinet is bought by a collector, resulting in Ralph and Felix meeting multiple rebooted versions of themselves. They get along with everyone until a fire destroys all but one cartridge which all the Rs and Fs fight for.
And its evergreen youtu.be/ca8G_6-Eglo?...
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
And its evergreen youtu.be/ca8G_6-Eglo?...
Reposted by Nick Coffman
The V for Vendetta show already exists and it is Mr. Robot
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The V for Vendetta show already exists and it is Mr. Robot
Just sighed realizing the next Bond will have a scene where he gets an Amazon package, or delivers an Amazon package.
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is making a face .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just sighed realizing the next Bond will have a scene where he gets an Amazon package, or delivers an Amazon package.
“Okay, so MI6 uncovers a Time Machine…”
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Okay, so MI6 uncovers a Time Machine…”
Name a bad game, Geoff?
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Name a bad game, Geoff?
Flushable toilets.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Flushable toilets.
Reposted by Nick Coffman
This would require there to be a second Wreck It Ralph movie first and everyone knows they only made the one and then just stopped
Call the Third Wreck it Ralph movie ‘Reboot Ralph’. The Fix It Felix Jr. cabinet is bought by a collector, resulting in Ralph and Felix meeting multiple rebooted versions of themselves. They get along with everyone until a fire destroys all but one cartridge which all the Rs and Fs fight for.
Ralf El Demoledor GIF
ALT: Ralf El Demoledor GIF
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This would require there to be a second Wreck It Ralph movie first and everyone knows they only made the one and then just stopped
Call the Third Wreck it Ralph movie ‘Reboot Ralph’. The Fix It Felix Jr. cabinet is bought by a collector, resulting in Ralph and Felix meeting multiple rebooted versions of themselves. They get along with everyone until a fire destroys all but one cartridge which all the Rs and Fs fight for.
Ralf El Demoledor GIF
ALT: Ralf El Demoledor GIF
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Call the Third Wreck it Ralph movie ‘Reboot Ralph’. The Fix It Felix Jr. cabinet is bought by a collector, resulting in Ralph and Felix meeting multiple rebooted versions of themselves. They get along with everyone until a fire destroys all but one cartridge which all the Rs and Fs fight for.
RIP
Seriously. What are we gonna fucking do?!
New @theneedling.com headline: Seattleite unsure what to do now their mayor isn’t an utter monster.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
RIP
The required AI training at my workplace is amazing…
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The required AI training at my workplace is amazing…
We're rolling tonight!
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
We're rolling tonight!
Me hearing Funko is in financial trouble.
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me hearing Funko is in financial trouble.
Pier Pressure is the most nail biting mini-game in Fall Guys I have ever played.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pier Pressure is the most nail biting mini-game in Fall Guys I have ever played.
My son just turned to me and said, “Dad. I like video games.”
A Gamer? In my house? How the hell am I supposed to raise him? Where is he even getting a hold of these video games?
A Gamer? In my house? How the hell am I supposed to raise him? Where is he even getting a hold of these video games?
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My son just turned to me and said, “Dad. I like video games.”
A Gamer? In my house? How the hell am I supposed to raise him? Where is he even getting a hold of these video games?
A Gamer? In my house? How the hell am I supposed to raise him? Where is he even getting a hold of these video games?
We’re getting ready for a new wheel of movies over at @standnwatch.bsky.social. I’m taking recommendations for my half of the movies. What you got? Taking any and all suggestions.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We’re getting ready for a new wheel of movies over at @standnwatch.bsky.social. I’m taking recommendations for my half of the movies. What you got? Taking any and all suggestions.
Probably the most fun boss fight in the game.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Probably the most fun boss fight in the game.
Fuck this guy
A lot of people on here are very callous towards landlords and that's pretty concerning. We need to have a dialogue with the landlords.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fuck this guy
He’s never been hotter to me.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
He’s never been hotter to me.
