Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
vibes based analysis | shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners IMO | 97.2% unserious by volume
Give it up to the coach for not having his sensory headphones on
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Give it up to the coach for not having his sensory headphones on
Not sending Spoon on a blitz for the previous 4 games just to do it in the Super Bowl is the most Tylenol-coded thing I've ever seen.
The Seahawks blitzed 7 times last night—and got pressure on 6 of those dropbacks.
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.
🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV
📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Not sending Spoon on a blitz for the previous 4 games just to do it in the Super Bowl is the most Tylenol-coded thing I've ever seen.
Takedown by HUNTR/X
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Takedown by HUNTR/X
Which Seahawk spins it so fast they make someone in their teacup puke I pick Byron Murphy
February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Which Seahawk spins it so fast they make someone in their teacup puke I pick Byron Murphy
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seen some folks say the Super Bowl was "boring." well how about this. what about all the records that were set or tied. sorry if you don't like HISTORY
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
seen some folks say the Super Bowl was "boring." well how about this. what about all the records that were set or tied. sorry if you don't like HISTORY
Loading up shitposts like a shotgun behind the bar in an old timey saloon
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Loading up shitposts like a shotgun behind the bar in an old timey saloon
I would buy so much insurance from this guy
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I would buy so much insurance from this guy
I'd like to express how fucking gross that this is even a concern.
*new* from me:
As pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training, three front office staffers spoke to me about helping Latino baseball players and their families navigate an America ravaged by ICE raids.
They say guidance from MLB has been “minimal” so their teams are getting creative.
As pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training, three front office staffers spoke to me about helping Latino baseball players and their families navigate an America ravaged by ICE raids.
They say guidance from MLB has been “minimal” so their teams are getting creative.
How do MLB workers protect Latin players from Trump's ICE raids? By themselves.
Front office staffers told eyeblack about keeping immigrant players safe while league guidance is minimal and "Manfred kisses Trump's ass."
www.readeyeblack.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I'd like to express how fucking gross that this is even a concern.
Nothing tastes as good as gettin your lick back
Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nothing tastes as good as gettin your lick back
Early morning woke smut
Devon Witherspoon, Derick Hall, Byron Murphy and the rest of Mike Macdonald's ferocious Seattle defense pummeled New England's Drake Maye, and the Seahawks beat the Patriots 29-13 on Sunday to win the franchise's second Super Bowl. https://to.pbs.org/4a5sGSz
Seahawks ride their 'Dark Side' defense to Super Bowl title, hammering the Patriots 29-13
Seattle's "Dark Side" defense helped Sam Darnold become the first quarterback in the 2018 draft class to win a Super Bowl.
to.pbs.org
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Early morning woke smut
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so the Seahawks just won the Super Bowl in their 50th anniversary season, huh?
you know what other Seattle team is also about to have a 50th anniversary season 🤔
you know what other Seattle team is also about to have a 50th anniversary season 🤔
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
so the Seahawks just won the Super Bowl in their 50th anniversary season, huh?
you know what other Seattle team is also about to have a 50th anniversary season 🤔
you know what other Seattle team is also about to have a 50th anniversary season 🤔
Good morning to fans of the world champion Seattle Seahawks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Good morning to fans of the world champion Seattle Seahawks.
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The top teams by DVOA since 1978, including playoffs.
1991 Washington: 53.9%
1985 Bears: 52.3%
2007 Patriots: 51.0%
2025 SEAHAWKS: 46.4%
1989 49ers: 45.1%
1996 Packers: 44.9%
(ESPN number may be slightly off, being fixed right now.)
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
1991 Washington: 53.9%
1985 Bears: 52.3%
2007 Patriots: 51.0%
2025 SEAHAWKS: 46.4%
1989 49ers: 45.1%
1996 Packers: 44.9%
(ESPN number may be slightly off, being fixed right now.)
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Ranking every Super Bowl champion team from 1-60
How good was the 2025 Seahawks team? We ranked the Super Bowl LX winner against the other 59 champions.
www.espn.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
The top teams by DVOA since 1978, including playoffs.
1991 Washington: 53.9%
1985 Bears: 52.3%
2007 Patriots: 51.0%
2025 SEAHAWKS: 46.4%
1989 49ers: 45.1%
1996 Packers: 44.9%
(ESPN number may be slightly off, being fixed right now.)
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
1991 Washington: 53.9%
1985 Bears: 52.3%
2007 Patriots: 51.0%
2025 SEAHAWKS: 46.4%
1989 49ers: 45.1%
1996 Packers: 44.9%
(ESPN number may be slightly off, being fixed right now.)
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
I kinda wish I was able to buy one of those Patriots Super Bowl LX championship shirts on their way to Africa rn
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I kinda wish I was able to buy one of those Patriots Super Bowl LX championship shirts on their way to Africa rn
I love you all and I'm so glad I got to shitpost my way through this world championship Seahawks season
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I love you all and I'm so glad I got to shitpost my way through this world championship Seahawks season
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THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP
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it's not like we beat the niners to win the 1 seed, then kicked their ass by five TDs in the divisional, then won the lombardi in their house
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
it's not like we beat the niners to win the 1 seed, then kicked their ass by five TDs in the divisional, then won the lombardi in their house
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
WHERE DOES OAK TABLE LLC MEET
The Seahawks' parade will be Wednesday, per city spokesperson. Details to come in the morning.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
WHERE DOES OAK TABLE LLC MEET
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
I can't wait to expand my championship wardrobe
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I can't wait to expand my championship wardrobe
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KENNETH WALKER III IS SUPER BOWL LX MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
KENNETH WALKER III IS SUPER BOWL LX MVP.
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
Tears of joy right now
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Tears of joy right now