Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
vibes based analysis | shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners IMO | 97.2% unserious by volume
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When one of the player buses stops in front of you at the Super Bowl parade
When will this man be fired so I can stop thinking this is about my football team's GM
John Schneider was asked if Kazuma Okamoto has landed yet, because he’s expected at the #BlueJays’ complex today:
“All I know is that he’s expected to be here in the building at 4:00. Last time I tracked a flight, it wasn’t very good for me.”
“All I know is that he’s expected to be here in the building at 4:00. Last time I tracked a flight, it wasn’t very good for me.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
When will this man be fired so I can stop thinking this is about my football team's GM
If Sharper Images catalogs still existed, I wouldn't have had to wait until now to know about this
That’s right Mike
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
If Sharper Images catalogs still existed, I wouldn't have had to wait until now to know about this
More pics from the parade today
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
More pics from the parade today
We are never beating the inferiority complex allegations
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We are never beating the inferiority complex allegations
Me when I got home
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Me when I got home
Ambidextrous Jadeveon Barner. Blessed by God himself
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Ambidextrous Jadeveon Barner. Blessed by God himself
He never turned around so I couldn't tell how fucked up he was
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
He never turned around so I couldn't tell how fucked up he was
Found out @wrongopinionman.bsky.social is actually a black tween girl
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Found out @wrongopinionman.bsky.social is actually a black tween girl
When one of the player buses stops in front of you at the Super Bowl parade
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
When one of the player buses stops in front of you at the Super Bowl parade
HANDSOME JULIAN AND OUR TROPHY
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
HANDSOME JULIAN AND OUR TROPHY
I really got hugged by Leonard Williams
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I really got hugged by Leonard Williams
Guy standing on the pedestrian light wearing a faded Alexander jersey is perfect
February 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Guy standing on the pedestrian light wearing a faded Alexander jersey is perfect
The religious sign guys are here. People are blasting horns and chanting to drown them out hahaha
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The religious sign guys are here. People are blasting horns and chanting to drown them out hahaha
I have to pee and I can't move for at least 3 hours so I really hope I don't cough or sneeze
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I have to pee and I can't move for at least 3 hours so I really hope I don't cough or sneeze
LITTLE SEBASTIAN
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
LITTLE SEBASTIAN
It would be faster to write a letter to post rn lmao
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
It would be faster to write a letter to post rn lmao
Dudes sitting on top of bus stop shelters and all I can think is how dangerous it is and how old I am
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dudes sitting on top of bus stop shelters and all I can think is how dangerous it is and how old I am
People are now tossing footballs to each other over the parade route 😂
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
People are now tossing footballs to each other over the parade route 😂
Barner is so Owen Schmidt-coded
Cooper Kupp calls AJ Barner Captain Hook cause before the Jags game he slammed his head against a hook in the bathroom stall. Busted his head open and bled all over. Then went out and had a career high in relieving yards and won the game. 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Barner is so Owen Schmidt-coded
Rewatching the game and it's brave that Gonzalez played by himself
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Rewatching the game and it's brave that Gonzalez played by himself