Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
vibes based analysis | shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners IMO | 97.2% unserious by volume
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS
in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in
and tonight it is going to happen again
and tonight it is going to happen again
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS
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Very disappointed that, given the success of Heated Rivalry, there hasn’t been any holding in this game.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Very disappointed that, given the success of Heated Rivalry, there hasn’t been any holding in this game.
Glad to see the Antidefamation League thinks Asian men are antisemitic
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Glad to see the Antidefamation League thinks Asian men are antisemitic
Good Seahawks field position. I'm emotional.
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Good Seahawks field position. I'm emotional.
Oh my God Campbell got knocked absolutely on his ass lmaooooooo
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Oh my God Campbell got knocked absolutely on his ass lmaooooooo
This Patriots offensive line is giving late Carroll Seahawks energy
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
This Patriots offensive line is giving late Carroll Seahawks energy
Too many drops. Take one of Sammy's Xanax
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Too many drops. Take one of Sammy's Xanax
Stillers fans confirm K9 is Leveon Bell
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Stillers fans confirm K9 is Leveon Bell
Walker's ability to bounce off dudes like a pinball is not human
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Walker's ability to bounce off dudes like a pinball is not human
Man I hope K9 ate his Wheaties
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Man I hope K9 ate his Wheaties
This Levi's commercial makes me want to call her
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
This Levi's commercial makes me want to call her
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Re-watching that... Rylie Mills took Jared Wilson's lunch money and then spit on him for good measure afterward. Good god.
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Re-watching that... Rylie Mills took Jared Wilson's lunch money and then spit on him for good measure afterward. Good god.
Bro sacked Maye like me trying to keep my kids out of traffic
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Bro sacked Maye like me trying to keep my kids out of traffic
To extend the lead and me.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
To extend the lead and me.
Someone is trying to brown nose the new boss I respect it
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Someone is trying to brown nose the new boss I respect it
Pookie with another great job blocking the edge
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Pookie with another great job blocking the edge
KENNETH RUNNER
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
KENNETH RUNNER
This is graphic
MM has McDaniels pussy clenched
Josh McDaniels pissing his pants
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This is graphic
I'd be mad as hell if I was a Patriot fan. 3rd down run?
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'd be mad as hell if I was a Patriot fan. 3rd down run?
Jesus, that first quarter flew past
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Jesus, that first quarter flew past
Two drops from JSN seems uncharacteristic
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Two drops from JSN seems uncharacteristic
*woofing in DMX*
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
*woofing in DMX*
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You can see Mike Vrabel on the sidelines saying over and over to his offense “Calm down. You gotta calm down”
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
You can see Mike Vrabel on the sidelines saying over and over to his offense “Calm down. You gotta calm down”