Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
vibes based analysis | shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners IMO | 97.2% unserious by volume
My man needs a VCR to watch Niner Super Bowl highlights
February 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My man needs a VCR to watch Niner Super Bowl highlights
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Put some respect on Texas Bowl MVP Michael Dickson's name!
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Put some respect on Texas Bowl MVP Michael Dickson's name!
Feels like I'm 8 and it's Christmas tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Feels like I'm 8 and it's Christmas tomorrow.
I just finished eating a tub of Cool Whip so perhaps it's time for me to shut up and get to bed
John you posted this at 9:30 PM are you okay?
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I just finished eating a tub of Cool Whip so perhaps it's time for me to shut up and get to bed
Not me making my dinner at 9 PM
There's no way I'll be getting any sleep tonight
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Not me making my dinner at 9 PM
Rooting for the Patriots is rooting for the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin
Robert Irwin has had a wild week in San Francisco.
We asked him who he's rooting for to win it all 🤔
We asked him who he's rooting for to win it all 🤔
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Rooting for the Patriots is rooting for the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin
Oh God do I have ALS now
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Oh God do I have ALS now
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Seahawks jerseys outnumber Patriots jerseys at Steamboat today by 20-1, at least. Therefore, the Seahawks will win tomorrow by double digits. This kid repping Tory Horton is hardcore.
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Seahawks jerseys outnumber Patriots jerseys at Steamboat today by 20-1, at least. Therefore, the Seahawks will win tomorrow by double digits. This kid repping Tory Horton is hardcore.
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Seahawks moves for the Super Bowl:
• elevated running backs Cam Akers and Velus Jones Jr.
• elevated running backs Cam Akers and Velus Jones Jr.
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Seahawks moves for the Super Bowl:
• elevated running backs Cam Akers and Velus Jones Jr.
• elevated running backs Cam Akers and Velus Jones Jr.
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Well at least MY team isn’t the only stupid one
“The funny thing to me is they say, ‘Well, Geno was Pete’s handpicked guy,’ but that’s not true. That was Tom’s guy because he didn’t want Sam Darnold."
Full: www.golongtd.com/p/tough-son-...
Full: www.golongtd.com/p/tough-son-...
February 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Well at least MY team isn’t the only stupid one
I am thrilled that everyone hates the Patriots and that Seahawks propaganda is festooned all over the Bay Area. I hope Big Cat takes the biggest life affirming dump in that home locker room.
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I am thrilled that everyone hates the Patriots and that Seahawks propaganda is festooned all over the Bay Area. I hope Big Cat takes the biggest life affirming dump in that home locker room.
Hell yeah
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Hell yeah
Unless Whitney Houston graces us with her presence, I don't give a shit about the anthem or flyovers.
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Unless Whitney Houston graces us with her presence, I don't give a shit about the anthem or flyovers.
. @mariners.com this could be you if you had the courage
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
. @mariners.com this could be you if you had the courage
I wanna give it pats on the butt and but I also don't want to be mopped up by an irritated zookeeper hmm....
Mawar had a lot to say during some behind-the-scenes downtime! Mawar shares her thoughts the best way she knows how, through chuffs, grumbles, and some seriously impressive tiger talk. Mawar recently celebrated her 7th birthday, and clearly still has big feelings about it. 😂
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I wanna give it pats on the butt and but I also don't want to be mopped up by an irritated zookeeper hmm....
Finding out this account exists and I'm DYING at how cute everything is
Our sea otters are celebrating the Seattle Seahawks heading to the Super Bowl with fishy football treats and plenty of otter enthusiasm. 💙🦦💚
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Finding out this account exists and I'm DYING at how cute everything is
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Diving in to root for our SEAhawks this Super Bowl Sunday! 💙💚
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Diving in to root for our SEAhawks this Super Bowl Sunday! 💙💚
Two buffoons in Scottsdale not realizing they kidnapped someone famous's mom feels like a Coen Brothers movie pitch.
The Arizona sheriff investigating the apparent kidnapping of “Today” co-anchor Savannah Guthrie's mother said he remains concerned about the 84-year-old's health as her family anxiously waits for proof she is alive, days into the search.
What to know about the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, mother of 'Today' show's Savannah Guthrie
Authorities are looking for the 84-year-old mother of “Today” show host Savannah Guthrie after they said she was taken from her Arizona home against her will last weekend.
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Two buffoons in Scottsdale not realizing they kidnapped someone famous's mom feels like a Coen Brothers movie pitch.
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#Seahawks fans rejoice. Nick Emmanwori full participant on Friday, not even on final injury report for Super Bowl LX.
Robbie Ouzts (neck) only one listed as questionable.
Robbie Ouzts (neck) only one listed as questionable.
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
#Seahawks fans rejoice. Nick Emmanwori full participant on Friday, not even on final injury report for Super Bowl LX.
Robbie Ouzts (neck) only one listed as questionable.
Robbie Ouzts (neck) only one listed as questionable.
This guy would have been a hell of a grifter. Go watch Death by Lightning
February 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This guy would have been a hell of a grifter. Go watch Death by Lightning
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This year is the 150th year of competitive baseball in Seattle! I took a look back at Seattle and the surrounding areas in 1877, and got to know the team that started it all: the Alki Base Ball Club. They captured Seattle's hearts and we haven't been without baseball since.
Seattle, We Have a Base Ball Team! The Seattle Alkis and the Arrival of Competitive Base Ball in 1877
100 years before the Mariners played their first season, the Alkis gave Seattle fans their first taste of the base ball epidemic.
www.nwbaseballhistory.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This year is the 150th year of competitive baseball in Seattle! I took a look back at Seattle and the surrounding areas in 1877, and got to know the team that started it all: the Alki Base Ball Club. They captured Seattle's hearts and we haven't been without baseball since.