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Patrick Callahan
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shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners | 94.2% unserious by volume
4 linebackers are inactive.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reaggravated it jerking himself off
Rap: Aaron Rodgers (left wrist) won't play Week 12.

Mason Rudolph will start for the Steelers.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Boy the Huskies are ass rn
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
America's ass is ready to go
Schefter: Kenneth Walker (glute) expected to play Week 12.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We're goin' up, up, up, it's our moment
You know together we're glowin'
Gonna be, gonna be golden
And there we are again when nobody had to know,
You kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath,
Sacred prayer and we'd swear
To remember it all too well
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gochujang, like Jen and AJ, is top tier
New episode alert! 🧑‍🍳

Seahawks tight AJ Barner helps whip up a noodle dish that is already on repeat at my house, shares the origin story of his TD celebration and reveals the biggest mess 🧯 he made in the kitchen.

Check out a brand new episode of I Cook, You Measure

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Saucy Gochujang Noodles with AJ Barner I I Cook, You Measure
Get ready for a spicy, slurpy, flavor-packed episode of I Cook, You Measure! In this kitchen hangout, I’m joined by Seattle Seahawks tight end AJ Barner as we make Saucy Gochujang Noodles with…
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November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Every day this app brings new horrors that didn't even occur to me to be afraid of
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Patrick Callahan
MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR TICKETS FOR THE HOME OPENER ON NOVEMBER 28TH! SELL CLIMATE PLEDGE ARENA OUT! HELP BREAK THE AMERICAN PRO WOMEN'S HOCKEY ATTENDANCE RECORD!

We hope to sea you there: www.thepwhl.com/en/teams/sea...
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November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Schroeder you goddamn beast
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
May I have a crumb of defense
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Someone call a nurse for Nurse got damn
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*taps sign*
Schroeder is doin work
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
GOS IS THE BOSS
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Ladies and gentleman, the first-ever Seattle Torrent goal 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
3 on 1 was not... great.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
GOAAAAAAL!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Vancouver has a one shot advantage and it feels like a hell of a lot more
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Schroeder is doin work
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Spraying the goalie with ice while a shot comes in is diabolical
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
JESUS CHRIST DEFENSE PLEASE
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This feels like the world's longest powerplay
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
PWHL logo is design porn
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Boo this anthem
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM