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Check online to see if your ballot has been counted, and if not, see if it's possible to cure. info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
King County Elections
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November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Check online to see if your ballot has been counted, and if not, see if it's possible to cure. info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
No that's where his 4th child he won't talk about is from.
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
No that's where his 4th child he won't talk about is from.
Oh yeah we know how to do that. Two years after Russell Wilson left Seattle: theneedling.com/2024/01/31/r...
Russell Wilson Texts Ex-City Seattle Just to Check In, See How Things Are Going
In a text he sent tonight just to check in on how his former city lover was doing, former Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson told Seattle that Denver actually loves him so much that it’s paying hi…
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November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Oh yeah we know how to do that. Two years after Russell Wilson left Seattle: theneedling.com/2024/01/31/r...
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Did you see this one or were you speaking in generalities?👀 Clearly Seattle just likes to be edged 😹
(The article itself is hilarious, too)
#Seattle #KatieWilson #SeattleMayor
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(The article itself is hilarious, too)
#Seattle #KatieWilson #SeattleMayor
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Dominatrix Adds Tracking Seattle Mayoral Election Results to BDSM Repertoire: tinyurl.com/mpravv8m
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Did you see this one or were you speaking in generalities?👀 Clearly Seattle just likes to be edged 😹
(The article itself is hilarious, too)
#Seattle #KatieWilson #SeattleMayor
bsky.app/profile/then...
(The article itself is hilarious, too)
#Seattle #KatieWilson #SeattleMayor
bsky.app/profile/then...
We may have something ready for this by breakfast.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We may have something ready for this by breakfast.
Obviously we bear down on: theneedling.com/2024/11/27/r...
Rob Saka Filibusters Own Coffee Order
A line wrapped around the Delridge Uptown Espresso this morning as Seattle City Councilmember Rob Saka held up traffic filibustering his own coffee order.”What would I like? That’s an e…
theneedling.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Obviously we bear down on: theneedling.com/2024/11/27/r...
Treatment will likely be Jay Inslee-esque: theneedling.com/2022/12/19/g...
Gov. Jay Inslee Mandates All Gifts for Bad Children Be Carbon-neutral by 2030
At a press conference in front of Climate Pledge Arena today, Governor Jay Inslee announced that he’s officially mandating Santa replace all coal he’s planning to give children on the naughty list …
theneedling.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Treatment will likely be Jay Inslee-esque: theneedling.com/2022/12/19/g...
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hold your breath for 3 minutes!
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
hold your breath for 3 minutes!