zaratustra
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thinking about the funniest joke ever put into a video game again
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 AM
thinking about the funniest joke ever put into a video game again
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A thing that might not be clear from the outside is that while everyone here is engaged in this fight, ICE’s use of dystopian technology means that you essentially have to pick a lane between observing ICE and doing mutual aid. They are tracking observers’ cars, and taking pictures of their faces.
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 AM
A thing that might not be clear from the outside is that while everyone here is engaged in this fight, ICE’s use of dystopian technology means that you essentially have to pick a lane between observing ICE and doing mutual aid. They are tracking observers’ cars, and taking pictures of their faces.
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an army of former humans who could never get what they deserve is killing people so they can pretend they're brave and every second that they don't shit their own guts out and die is another sign that there is no just god
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
an army of former humans who could never get what they deserve is killing people so they can pretend they're brave and every second that they don't shit their own guts out and die is another sign that there is no just god
i'd start smaller, like for example, making an AI that fixes your hair
The tech industry's AI push is a racist, eugenicist project www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
i'd start smaller, like for example, making an AI that fixes your hair
final review of paranormasight: why does every mid-range square enix game feel like a 45-year-old unc trying to get into competitive dancing
paranormasight sure does lose steam after the first chapter huh
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
final review of paranormasight: why does every mid-range square enix game feel like a 45-year-old unc trying to get into competitive dancing
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a quick comic about jesus
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
a quick comic about jesus
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Fat Pikachu Is Back https://kotaku.com/fat-pikachu-chunkachu-pokemon-30th-plush-2000661861
Fat Pikachu Is Back
The legendary Chunkachu returns in a super-squishy form
kotaku.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Fat Pikachu Is Back https://kotaku.com/fat-pikachu-chunkachu-pokemon-30th-plush-2000661861
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i know it stings to come up with a plan for "twitter but for credulous tech troglodytes" only to have the great lord of the tech troglodytes buy the actual twitter and eat your entire lunch and the table it was on while the old and gay rats beneath flee to your half-finished table. but it's funny
personally i don't care what people talk about on here as long as it continues to be stuff that clearly pisses off the staff because they can't make money off it
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
i know it stings to come up with a plan for "twitter but for credulous tech troglodytes" only to have the great lord of the tech troglodytes buy the actual twitter and eat your entire lunch and the table it was on while the old and gay rats beneath flee to your half-finished table. but it's funny
paranormasight sure does lose steam after the first chapter huh
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
paranormasight sure does lose steam after the first chapter huh
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![The image says "Shen is seeking an ENGLISH -> BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE TRANSLATOR TO TRANSLATE ABOUT 100 COMICS! - Image editing is not required. I only need a translation of the text, panel by panel, like "panel 1: [dialogue], panel 2: [dialogue]" - Comics are generally 4-6 panels with 2-8 lines of dialogue between them. - Must be fluent in Brazilian Portuguese, preferably including modern slang and grammatical quirks. If interested, my DMs on here are temporarily open to anyone. Please message me your rates!" There is also a picture of Shen with a determined expression with sparkles in his eyes, clenching his fists in front of himself. He is saying "those fellas in my quote replies... I... I must SPEAK to them...!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fnmi7afaet3hqjmsagh5mc2p/bafkreigd6yy42lqftuhzqbsb2ospimc7ir4glzuvh552hfstyz2jtcoddy@jpeg)
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FUCK IT, MISSING DOS WEDNESDAY
Trying to locate an Australian DOS game from ≈ 1988, 𝐋𝐞𝐱, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝟏.
The game was part of a series of four Edutainment games by Reckon Software/John Grimley.
Here's the box cover art, a text ad, and screenshots of 2 other games in the series! Help a gal out!?
Trying to locate an Australian DOS game from ≈ 1988, 𝐋𝐞𝐱, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝟏.
The game was part of a series of four Edutainment games by Reckon Software/John Grimley.
Here's the box cover art, a text ad, and screenshots of 2 other games in the series! Help a gal out!?
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 AM
FUCK IT, MISSING DOS WEDNESDAY
Trying to locate an Australian DOS game from ≈ 1988, 𝐋𝐞𝐱, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝟏.
The game was part of a series of four Edutainment games by Reckon Software/John Grimley.
Here's the box cover art, a text ad, and screenshots of 2 other games in the series! Help a gal out!?
Trying to locate an Australian DOS game from ≈ 1988, 𝐋𝐞𝐱, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝟏.
The game was part of a series of four Edutainment games by Reckon Software/John Grimley.
Here's the box cover art, a text ad, and screenshots of 2 other games in the series! Help a gal out!?
irrelevant sounds extremely awesome. relevant countries are absolutely exhausting
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 PM
irrelevant sounds extremely awesome. relevant countries are absolutely exhausting
honestly this is not new by any means
I am enjoying Americans suddenly worrying about if we'll be hated abroad and buddy do I have some news for you
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
honestly this is not new by any means
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More Gen 1 resprites
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 AM
More Gen 1 resprites
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
game where there's a flashback, but if you fuck up in the flashback it somehow resolves to your current situation anyway. until you look around
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
game where there's a flashback, but if you fuck up in the flashback it somehow resolves to your current situation anyway. until you look around
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the only function i need in a document editor is the ability to recall my thoughts when i wrote something
"invisible fish". what the fuck does that mean
"invisible fish". what the fuck does that mean
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 AM
the only function i need in a document editor is the ability to recall my thoughts when i wrote something
"invisible fish". what the fuck does that mean
"invisible fish". what the fuck does that mean
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This is that 'two-tier justice' he's always going on about.
New - Nigel Farage has been found by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards to have made 17 standards breaches, adding up to over £380,000 in late declarations.
He’s apologised, so no further investigation (which seems unusual for a breach this large)
He’s apologised, so no further investigation (which seems unusual for a breach this large)
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 AM
This is that 'two-tier justice' he's always going on about.
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water temple
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
water temple
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the temporal front of the culture war
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
the temporal front of the culture war
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This guy. THIS GUY.
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This guy. THIS GUY.
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It’s not that large dogs think they’re lap dogs or that little dogs think they’re scary and big. You must understand, all dogs perceive themselves to be instantiations of the platonic ideal, at one perfect size, and of an ultimate shape which stirs in our hearts a desire to furnish sausage ropes
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It’s not that large dogs think they’re lap dogs or that little dogs think they’re scary and big. You must understand, all dogs perceive themselves to be instantiations of the platonic ideal, at one perfect size, and of an ultimate shape which stirs in our hearts a desire to furnish sausage ropes