pseudonym jones
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Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️⚧️
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
is the character named Johnny Truant because, similar to how a truant is someone who skips school, he makes me want to skip every one of his passages
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
is the character named Johnny Truant because, similar to how a truant is someone who skips school, he makes me want to skip every one of his passages
Lish and I stayed up all night last night and tonight playing The Roottrees Are Dead, which was fun. Good decision, good game
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Lish and I stayed up all night last night and tonight playing The Roottrees Are Dead, which was fun. Good decision, good game
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she's an artist yah know
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 AM
she's an artist yah know
I had a dream that I had people over for NYE and my pet tarantula (which I don’t have but in the dream felt typical) got out from her enclosure and I was chasing her around trying to keep anyone from noticing but she kept escaping
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I had a dream that I had people over for NYE and my pet tarantula (which I don’t have but in the dream felt typical) got out from her enclosure and I was chasing her around trying to keep anyone from noticing but she kept escaping
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Have a happy new year!
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Have a happy new year!
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きがはやいんじゃないの
（今年もよろしくお願いいたします！）
（今年もよろしくお願いいたします！）
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
きがはやいんじゃないの
（今年もよろしくお願いいたします！）
（今年もよろしくお願いいたします！）
this was the most difficult year of my life so far, and I’m excited to send it on its way. I don’t make as much art as I’d have liked but when have I ever. I drew a lot of worms this year and looking back at them makes me feel some pride. I made some new friends and some happy goose memories.
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
this was the most difficult year of my life so far, and I’m excited to send it on its way. I don’t make as much art as I’d have liked but when have I ever. I drew a lot of worms this year and looking back at them makes me feel some pride. I made some new friends and some happy goose memories.
found an old recording from when I was learning gamemaker. damn I lowkey miss having free time
December 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
found an old recording from when I was learning gamemaker. damn I lowkey miss having free time
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one of those I RAN DOOM ON A COCONUT type videos but its the demiurge wojacking at the screen with the caption "Running SENTIENCE on an APE (THEY CREATED THEIR OWN DOOM?????)"
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
one of those I RAN DOOM ON A COCONUT type videos but its the demiurge wojacking at the screen with the caption "Running SENTIENCE on an APE (THEY CREATED THEIR OWN DOOM?????)"
a human is just a jailbroken monkey
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
a human is just a jailbroken monkey
the best part of the chocolate orange is the central post send tweet
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the best part of the chocolate orange is the central post send tweet
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i colored this again and i still don't like it. but i also don't know that i want to color it a third time
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i colored this again and i still don't like it. but i also don't know that i want to color it a third time
I inherited my mom’s cookie press and I can say without a doubt that I was trained from birth to produce excellent sugar cookies
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I inherited my mom’s cookie press and I can say without a doubt that I was trained from birth to produce excellent sugar cookies
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a quick comic about peace and privacy
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
a quick comic about peace and privacy
a quick comic about peace and privacy
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
a quick comic about peace and privacy
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I’d *like* to be drawing comics but every time I try to THIS asshole starts crying (does a “get a look at this asshole” gesture back at my bathroom mirror)
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’d *like* to be drawing comics but every time I try to THIS asshole starts crying (does a “get a look at this asshole” gesture back at my bathroom mirror)
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Every year, on December 26th
Santa dies and is replaced by an exact replica
It doesn’t matter at all
And nobody notices
But it does happen
And it hurts
(listen to the last christmas song i wrote, maybe ever) neodetritus.bandcamp.com/track/santa-...
Santa dies and is replaced by an exact replica
It doesn’t matter at all
And nobody notices
But it does happen
And it hurts
(listen to the last christmas song i wrote, maybe ever) neodetritus.bandcamp.com/track/santa-...
Santa Replacement Day (December 26), by Nicky Flowers
from the album Holiday Card 2024
neodetritus.bandcamp.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Every year, on December 26th
Santa dies and is replaced by an exact replica
It doesn’t matter at all
And nobody notices
But it does happen
And it hurts
(listen to the last christmas song i wrote, maybe ever) neodetritus.bandcamp.com/track/santa-...
Santa dies and is replaced by an exact replica
It doesn’t matter at all
And nobody notices
But it does happen
And it hurts
(listen to the last christmas song i wrote, maybe ever) neodetritus.bandcamp.com/track/santa-...
santa baby
please let me wake in a new physical form
please let me wake in a new physical form
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
santa baby
please let me wake in a new physical form
please let me wake in a new physical form
oops I ship cesare and doctor now
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
oops I ship cesare and doctor now
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Seasons greetings. Check your bathroom now.
December 19, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Seasons greetings. Check your bathroom now.
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hey do me a favour it’s basically christmas so go tell your friends you love em
hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further!
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
![2 panel comic titled “A Guide to Telling Your Friends How Much You Love Them” by Alex Plante
1. write a nice, vulnerable heartfelt message. struggle to hit "send" because society has dumb implied rules, and you are a COWARD.
[drawing] message that reads:
hey I just wanted to tell you that I am so glad we're friends! I'm a better person than I was before I met you, and knowing you has improved my life in every way. Thanks for always being there for me! Nothing makes me happier than dicking around and talking shit with you. I will always be there, fighting in your corner. Love you forever (or until I die) <3
2. strategically place spoiler tags. now it's funny, so you HAVE to send it, or go to jail for the crime of
"not committing to the bit" haha get cherished, losers!
[drawing] same message, but words have been redacted to make it read:
“hey just wanted to tell you that I’m a better person than you in every way. Thanks for Nothing dick shit. I will fight you forever until I die.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rd3qfi4wgintxoldjqkjtjty/bafkreie64unhvebb6d3rvxl2jpcvxp2tqnswanvt4abcsnigd2pkxc463u@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
hey do me a favour it’s basically christmas so go tell your friends you love em