Chinny Honk
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Lead singer of My Spastic Colon. Check out our new album 'Courtesy Flush' - in stores now.
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13 songs about love? I have a better subtitle.
'64 years a cunt'
'64 years a cunt'
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
13 songs about love? I have a better subtitle.
'64 years a cunt'
'64 years a cunt'
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Meet the Swindon man who's suing Tesco after scalding his bellend on a rotisserie chicken.
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Meet the Swindon man who's suing Tesco after scalding his bellend on a rotisserie chicken.
Enjoyed today's game. Bolton's forwards found space beautifully but couldn't finish. We were far more physical second half, competed really well and nearly nicked it. Tough game, decent point.
#BCAFC
#BCAFC
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Enjoyed today's game. Bolton's forwards found space beautifully but couldn't finish. We were far more physical second half, competed really well and nearly nicked it. Tough game, decent point.
#BCAFC
#BCAFC
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project reclamation is going well.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
project reclamation is going well.
Dear Bolton Wanderers fans. Jimmy Savile was from Leeds, not Bradford. The name you were looking for is Peter Sutcliffe.
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dear Bolton Wanderers fans. Jimmy Savile was from Leeds, not Bradford. The name you were looking for is Peter Sutcliffe.
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#Ashes2025 England set to prepare well for the 2nd Test in Brisbane. It's a Day/Nighter so they'll be playing golf with a pink ball.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
#Ashes2025 England set to prepare well for the 2nd Test in Brisbane. It's a Day/Nighter so they'll be playing golf with a pink ball.
The arrogance is the Achilles' heel of this England set up. The arrogance to stick with Crawley, the arrogance to select a novice spinner who can't get a county game and the arrogance to give captaincy of the ODI team to a batter who had never made a professional hundred.
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The arrogance is the Achilles' heel of this England set up. The arrogance to stick with Crawley, the arrogance to select a novice spinner who can't get a county game and the arrogance to give captaincy of the ODI team to a batter who had never made a professional hundred.
Get Virginia Woolf in for Crawley next Test.
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Get Virginia Woolf in for Crawley next Test.
Third man and deep fine leg in place. 1 to win.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Third man and deep fine leg in place. 1 to win.
Christ almighty, what is the pitch map going to look like? Pray for the pitch map.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Christ almighty, what is the pitch map going to look like? Pray for the pitch map.
This is as humiliating as English cricket gets. And I watched them in the 80s and 90s.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This is as humiliating as English cricket gets. And I watched them in the 80s and 90s.
Stokes' captaincy has been non-existent this innings. No pressure. Seemingly no strategy. Batters just encouraged to free their arms.
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Stokes' captaincy has been non-existent this innings. No pressure. Seemingly no strategy. Batters just encouraged to free their arms.
Stick of rhubarb stuff from Travis Head. The bowling is shocking.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Stick of rhubarb stuff from Travis Head. The bowling is shocking.
A serenely milked 50 from Travis Head.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A serenely milked 50 from Travis Head.
Ha! Labuschagne. Complete nutcase.
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Ha! Labuschagne. Complete nutcase.
Stick Bazball in an urn.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Stick Bazball in an urn.
Even the bowling has gone full T20 now. Depressing.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Even the bowling has gone full T20 now. Depressing.
Correction, this concrete tyre isn't the WACA. It's The Perth Concrete Tyre Stadium.
Perth used to be a gorgeous ground. It's like a big concrete tyre now.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Correction, this concrete tyre isn't the WACA. It's The Perth Concrete Tyre Stadium.
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When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s The Hopkins Manuscript
Like a big pizza pie
That’s The Hopkins Manuscript
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s The Hopkins Manuscript
Like a big pizza pie
That’s The Hopkins Manuscript
That Jamie Smith dismissal was a perfect storm. The technology not working, the umpire faffing, Smith 'walking'. Clown show.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
That Jamie Smith dismissal was a perfect storm. The technology not working, the umpire faffing, Smith 'walking'. Clown show.
Fucking brainless batting. If this series goes the wrong way that will be the Bazball legacy - brainlessness.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Fucking brainless batting. If this series goes the wrong way that will be the Bazball legacy - brainlessness.