Tom Worsley
@tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Rep'd by JFL.
BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids
Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326
www.linktr.ee/tomworsley
www.tomworsley.co.uk
BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids
Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326
www.linktr.ee/tomworsley
www.tomworsley.co.uk
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🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
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This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
Children In Need with its finger on the pop culture pulse opening with a Simpsons pastiche. Might as well have a section where the Embarrassing Bodies doctors do Gangnam Style.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Children In Need with its finger on the pop culture pulse opening with a Simpsons pastiche. Might as well have a section where the Embarrassing Bodies doctors do Gangnam Style.
Imagine being the worst at music in a family that contains Victoria Beckham.
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
CRUZ BECKHAM - LICK THE TOAD
YouTube video by Cruz Beckham
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Imagine being the worst at music in a family that contains Victoria Beckham.
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
Each episode of Eastenders will now have 8 minutes of two characters discussing how actually Putin is doing a lot of good work.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Each episode of Eastenders will now have 8 minutes of two characters discussing how actually Putin is doing a lot of good work.
Ohhh careful, you almost overreacted.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ohhh careful, you almost overreacted.
The Oval Office, Laugh, Love.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Oval Office, Laugh, Love.
Vinted listing:
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
This linen dress is 4,500 years old! On display in the Egyptian exhibition at the Fitzwilliam, Cambridge. fitzmuseum.cam.ac.uk
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Vinted listing:
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
'Are you enjoying this app? Yes. No' pops up.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
'Are you enjoying this app? Yes. No' pops up.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
Put Homes Under The Hammer on.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Put Homes Under The Hammer on.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Is it OK to steal the toys of children? How about if it's when they're not looking?
Is it OK to talk at the cinema? How about if it’s just during the trailers? | Polly Hudson
Is it OK to talk at the cinema? How about if it’s just during the trailers? | Polly Hudson
Some might argue that streaming movies at home has given us all etiquette amnesia. But when it comes to disrupting a screening, I think the rules have some nuance, writes Polly Hudson
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Is it OK to steal the toys of children? How about if it's when they're not looking?
Those PG Tips ads are edgier than I remember...
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Those PG Tips ads are edgier than I remember...
I have tried everything. And then combinations of everything. My kitchen has been like George's Marvellous Medicine.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I have tried everything. And then combinations of everything. My kitchen has been like George's Marvellous Medicine.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
Reposted by Tom Worsley
There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.
September 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.
Reposted by Tom Worsley
Those little patronising messages when you do Ctrl+S purely out of habit on a Sharepoint document.
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
May 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Those little patronising messages when you do Ctrl+S purely out of habit on a Sharepoint document.
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
Reposted by Tom Worsley
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
The Louvre Heist gets even more adorable. They escaped on a portable funicular. You know what, let them keep the priceless jewels. Leave 'em to it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Louvre Heist gets even more adorable. They escaped on a portable funicular. You know what, let them keep the priceless jewels. Leave 'em to it.
Strictly's new presenting team will end up being Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott and it'll be 90 minutes of country dancing.
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Strictly's new presenting team will end up being Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott and it'll be 90 minutes of country dancing.
What's longer? A month or how long it takes Windows to tell you your login password was wrong when you mistyped it in?
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What's longer? A month or how long it takes Windows to tell you your login password was wrong when you mistyped it in?
I think we need to have a serious conversation about fireworks. If you think bright lights and loud bangs are entertainment then I'm not comfortable with you walking the streets.
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I think we need to have a serious conversation about fireworks. If you think bright lights and loud bangs are entertainment then I'm not comfortable with you walking the streets.
80% thinking how warm I am, 20% worrying it might burst as it was likely manufactured in the 80s.
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
80% thinking how warm I am, 20% worrying it might burst as it was likely manufactured in the 80s.
Reposted by Tom Worsley
New Kickstarter reward!
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
New Kickstarter reward!
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
How do you do it, Holmes?
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
How do you do it, Holmes?
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...