Tom Worsley
tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Tom Worsley
@tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Rep'd by JFL.
BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids
Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326
www.linktr.ee/tomworsley
www.tomworsley.co.uk
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🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨

👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
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This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.

Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Children In Need with its finger on the pop culture pulse opening with a Simpsons pastiche. Might as well have a section where the Embarrassing Bodies doctors do Gangnam Style.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Imagine being the worst at music in a family that contains Victoria Beckham.
youtu.be/ixOF-vFXTYc?...
CRUZ BECKHAM - LICK THE TOAD
YouTube video by Cruz Beckham
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Each episode of Eastenders will now have 8 minutes of two characters discussing how actually Putin is doing a lot of good work.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Let's just disallow all goals now. Just have every game end 0-0.
#MCILIV
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ohhh careful, you almost overreacted.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Oval Office, Laugh, Love.
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Vinted listing:

"Very good condition. Some stains, will probably wash out"
This linen dress is 4,500 years old! On display in the Egyptian exhibition at the Fitzwilliam, Cambridge. fitzmuseum.cam.ac.uk
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
'Are you enjoying this app? Yes. No' pops up.

I just stare, motionless. Knowing that pressing either will just elecit more questions.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Put Homes Under The Hammer on.

Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Is it OK to steal the toys of children? How about if it's when they're not looking?
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Those PG Tips ads are edgier than I remember...
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I have tried everything. And then combinations of everything. My kitchen has been like George's Marvellous Medicine.

Nothing works. Products, chemicals. Cleaning hacks. It's all lies.
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We've sent people to the moon, we're curing diseases, we're creating robotic implants for humans yet if you get a stain on that white mesh part of trainers you ain't getting them clean.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.
September 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Those little patronising messages when you do Ctrl+S purely out of habit on a Sharepoint document.

"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
May 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨

👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Louvre Heist gets even more adorable. They escaped on a portable funicular. You know what, let them keep the priceless jewels. Leave 'em to it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Strictly's new presenting team will end up being Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott and it'll be 90 minutes of country dancing.
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What's longer? A month or how long it takes Windows to tell you your login password was wrong when you mistyped it in?
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to have a serious conversation about fireworks. If you think bright lights and loud bangs are entertainment then I'm not comfortable with you walking the streets.
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
80% thinking how warm I am, 20% worrying it might burst as it was likely manufactured in the 80s.
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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New Kickstarter reward!

I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!

Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
How do you do it, Holmes?
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨

👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM