Tom Worsley
@tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Rep'd by JFL.
BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids
Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326
www.linktr.ee/tomworsley
www.tomworsley.co.uk
BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids
Big Finish pilot - Pre-order Comedy Playhouse here www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/comedy-playhouse-3326
www.linktr.ee/tomworsley
www.tomworsley.co.uk
"...and money. Bag loads of money"
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"...and money. Bag loads of money"
Ohhhhh okay. It was dad. Dad found it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ohhhhh okay. It was dad. Dad found it.
Put Homes Under The Hammer on.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Put Homes Under The Hammer on.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Cor, that's a lot of money for a student. Can't imagine how she afforded that. CAN'T IMAGINE.
Last seen leaving the Gare du Nord on one of these
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Last seen leaving the Gare du Nord on one of these
The Louvre Heist gets even more adorable. They escaped on a portable funicular. You know what, let them keep the priceless jewels. Leave 'em to it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Louvre Heist gets even more adorable. They escaped on a portable funicular. You know what, let them keep the priceless jewels. Leave 'em to it.
80% thinking how warm I am, 20% worrying it might burst as it was likely manufactured in the 80s.
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
80% thinking how warm I am, 20% worrying it might burst as it was likely manufactured in the 80s.
How do you do it, Holmes?
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
How do you do it, Holmes?
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
🚨I've written an audio sitcom pilot for the marvellous Big Finish. It's coming out next month and I'd really like you to hear (and ideally enjoy) it.🚨
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
👉Pre-order Big Finish's Comedy Playhouse here:
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
No one, ever:
Ohhh sorry I thought meant Jurgen Zopp, the former world number 71 Estonian tennis player.
Ohhh sorry I thought meant Jurgen Zopp, the former world number 71 Estonian tennis player.
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
No one, ever:
Ohhh sorry I thought meant Jurgen Zopp, the former world number 71 Estonian tennis player.
Ohhh sorry I thought meant Jurgen Zopp, the former world number 71 Estonian tennis player.
"Tommy fixed the ceiling..."
Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍
Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍
September 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Tommy fixed the ceiling..."
Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍
Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍
Reform have announced their ice cream policy I see.
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reform have announced their ice cream policy I see.
As it's ITV's 70th anniversary we must take the time to remember the greatest YouTube comment of all time.
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
As it's ITV's 70th anniversary we must take the time to remember the greatest YouTube comment of all time.
Portsmouth have a player who looks like the FIFA version of Keiran Trippier.
And a player called Terry Devlin, who surely played for QPR in 1976. Or was a character in an episode of The Sweeney.
#SOUPOR
And a player called Terry Devlin, who surely played for QPR in 1976. Or was a character in an episode of The Sweeney.
#SOUPOR
September 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Portsmouth have a player who looks like the FIFA version of Keiran Trippier.
And a player called Terry Devlin, who surely played for QPR in 1976. Or was a character in an episode of The Sweeney.
#SOUPOR
And a player called Terry Devlin, who surely played for QPR in 1976. Or was a character in an episode of The Sweeney.
#SOUPOR
"Why the hell is your creepy butler in here? Tell him to bugger off."
September 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Why the hell is your creepy butler in here? Tell him to bugger off."
I'm sorry but this plane from China's military parade cannot be real. That is a prop from a forgotten 2005 blockbuster about an alien invasion.
September 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm sorry but this plane from China's military parade cannot be real. That is a prop from a forgotten 2005 blockbuster about an alien invasion.
the lad that played Garth in Birds of a Feather has been in the Levellers for 20 years i'm sorry what?
August 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the lad that played Garth in Birds of a Feather has been in the Levellers for 20 years i'm sorry what?
me, the pilot: hehe we booped wings.
airline boss: you're fired.
airline boss: you're fired.
August 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
me, the pilot: hehe we booped wings.
airline boss: you're fired.
airline boss: you're fired.
I've written one of these and I'm very proud of it.
July 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I've written one of these and I'm very proud of it.
It's all a bit 'Sonia suggesting a name for Alan's new build.'
July 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's all a bit 'Sonia suggesting a name for Alan's new build.'
If the police had wanted to catch him, they could have emailed him with "hi you're under arrest".
He also thought "Wakefield station was poor." At least he used the barriers so we know he wasn't fare dodging.
He also thought "Wakefield station was poor." At least he used the barriers so we know he wasn't fare dodging.
July 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If the police had wanted to catch him, they could have emailed him with "hi you're under arrest".
He also thought "Wakefield station was poor." At least he used the barriers so we know he wasn't fare dodging.
He also thought "Wakefield station was poor." At least he used the barriers so we know he wasn't fare dodging.
THE THIEF HAD FILLED OUT THE FEEDBACK FORM WITH HIS NAME AND CONTACT DETAILS...
July 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
THE THIEF HAD FILLED OUT THE FEEDBACK FORM WITH HIS NAME AND CONTACT DETAILS...
Years later, my parents were going away and needed to use that particular suitcase. My mother was cleaning out the case and opened a front pocket which contained an envelope she'd never seen before. Inside was this...
July 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Years later, my parents were going away and needed to use that particular suitcase. My mother was cleaning out the case and opened a front pocket which contained an envelope she'd never seen before. Inside was this...
Turns out, the thief was quite prolific and had to be tailed by plain clothes officers who eventually caught this criminal mastermind with a well-thought out and covert operation across Britain's railways...
Christopher Stewart was nicked and jailed.
Christopher Stewart was nicked and jailed.
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Turns out, the thief was quite prolific and had to be tailed by plain clothes officers who eventually caught this criminal mastermind with a well-thought out and covert operation across Britain's railways...
Christopher Stewart was nicked and jailed.
Christopher Stewart was nicked and jailed.
"we've become an unserious country"
"LET'S STALK A GRIEVING FAMILY!!!"
"LET'S STALK A GRIEVING FAMILY!!!"
July 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
"we've become an unserious country"
"LET'S STALK A GRIEVING FAMILY!!!"
"LET'S STALK A GRIEVING FAMILY!!!"
But I don't want to be Rod Stewart.
#Glastonbury
#Glastonbury
June 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
But I don't want to be Rod Stewart.
#Glastonbury
#Glastonbury