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The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Yes, weather permitting
15:00 tomorrow?
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
January 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
CEEFAUX was born with help from @johnrain.co.uk and his brilliant podcast is always an absolute treat, so we lent him one of the team (NOT KEITH) to put together another best of episode. We think you should follow him (on here that is, not in the street - that would be weird).
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Thanks for all the love this year, back in 2026 with new listings, hopefully funnier than these ones #notthe #hootenanny - and a reader's competition when we hit 4,000 followers - so please share our stuff and encourage more good people like yourselves to join in our nonsense. Take care x
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sorry, we've been off for a few days due to poisonous After Eights. Back with a NYE special this evening, and then poisoned again for a bit probably.
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
muiqefij chierpmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Maury cistlmus
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mery Chritsmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Merry Christmas you lot!
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Thank you all for following our nonsense over the year, we really appreciate every single like, repost, comment, £50 note in a blank envelope etc. We’re just finishing up our VERY SPECIAL listings for tomorrow, look out for them at 9am, noon, and then whatever times we can remember #onthebaileys
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Spike’s a naughty boy
What shall we do with him, Ted?
Chuck him in the pool!
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Both Spike and Peggy
Dressed as a pantomime horse
Ride an actual horse
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Goodnight campers sang
Bunting flutters in the breeze
Benidorm awaits
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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My nightmares hear a
banshee wail baby baby
But it is Paul Shane
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The axe fell, and so
They fucked off to do that show
"You Rang M'Lord". Why?
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Clive replaced Jeffrey
The tone of the show shifted
End came soon after
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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six-seven trounced with
five-seven-five genius
and without rhyming
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
"Nothing is more important than family, family-sized portions that is"
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
December 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM