CEEFAUX
@ceefaux.bsky.social
The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
Looks like you're writing a slightly funny post, do you want help with that?
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Looks like you're writing a slightly funny post, do you want help with that?
One for the kids. If it was 1989 that is.
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 AM
One for the kids. If it was 1989 that is.
"If you don't make it, Sky will"
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 AM
"If you don't make it, Sky will"
Do you have a celebrity/sportsperson who could appear on this show? Or maybe you just want to tell us about your experience of The Mander Centre? If so then let us know, as we've locked ourselves into CEEFAUX Towers and are currently waiting on a reverse locksmith to arrive.
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Do you have a celebrity/sportsperson who could appear on this show? Or maybe you just want to tell us about your experience of The Mander Centre? If so then let us know, as we've locked ourselves into CEEFAUX Towers and are currently waiting on a reverse locksmith to arrive.
AN MUG WINNER!
We put all our your reposts into our supercomputer (Keith), and our draw master (Keith) & adjudicator (Keith) have picked out our an mug winner. CONGRATS TO... @robscatray.bsky.social. Our prize team (Keith) will be in touch. Listings comp coming soon - more an mugs to give away then!
We put all our your reposts into our supercomputer (Keith), and our draw master (Keith) & adjudicator (Keith) have picked out our an mug winner. CONGRATS TO... @robscatray.bsky.social. Our prize team (Keith) will be in touch. Listings comp coming soon - more an mugs to give away then!
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
AN MUG WINNER!
We put all our your reposts into our supercomputer (Keith), and our draw master (Keith) & adjudicator (Keith) have picked out our an mug winner. CONGRATS TO... @robscatray.bsky.social. Our prize team (Keith) will be in touch. Listings comp coming soon - more an mugs to give away then!
We put all our your reposts into our supercomputer (Keith), and our draw master (Keith) & adjudicator (Keith) have picked out our an mug winner. CONGRATS TO... @robscatray.bsky.social. Our prize team (Keith) will be in touch. Listings comp coming soon - more an mugs to give away then!
OUR AN MUG COMPETITION IS CLOSED! Thanks everyone who reposted & shared & got other people to follow us. Sadly we didn't make it to 4,000 followers so we're cancelling the competition and ending the account. Goodbye.
ONLY JOKING! Winner to be confirmed tomorrow, we're off on a booze cruise today.
ONLY JOKING! Winner to be confirmed tomorrow, we're off on a booze cruise today.
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
OUR AN MUG COMPETITION IS CLOSED! Thanks everyone who reposted & shared & got other people to follow us. Sadly we didn't make it to 4,000 followers so we're cancelling the competition and ending the account. Goodbye.
ONLY JOKING! Winner to be confirmed tomorrow, we're off on a booze cruise today.
ONLY JOKING! Winner to be confirmed tomorrow, we're off on a booze cruise today.
We're SO CLOSE to 4k followers! Help us over the line and possibly win an mug by reposting your fave CEEFAUX listing and use the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug. Competition closes 23.59 GMT/UK/KEITHSBEDTIME tonight and we'll pick one person who will, honestly, win an mug.
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
We're SO CLOSE to 4k followers! Help us over the line and possibly win an mug by reposting your fave CEEFAUX listing and use the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug. Competition closes 23.59 GMT/UK/KEITHSBEDTIME tonight and we'll pick one person who will, honestly, win an mug.
LAST DAY TO (POSSIBLY) WIN AN MUG!
We're motoring along towards 4,000 followers, thank you for all the reposts and likes and £20 notes in a brown paper envelope slipped under the door, no questions asked.
Still time to enter our an mug competition, details below!
We're motoring along towards 4,000 followers, thank you for all the reposts and likes and £20 notes in a brown paper envelope slipped under the door, no questions asked.
Still time to enter our an mug competition, details below!
𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - WIN AN MUG!
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 AM
LAST DAY TO (POSSIBLY) WIN AN MUG!
We're motoring along towards 4,000 followers, thank you for all the reposts and likes and £20 notes in a brown paper envelope slipped under the door, no questions asked.
Still time to enter our an mug competition, details below!
We're motoring along towards 4,000 followers, thank you for all the reposts and likes and £20 notes in a brown paper envelope slipped under the door, no questions asked.
Still time to enter our an mug competition, details below!
Remember to enter our competition by repost your fave CEEFAUX (maybe this one) with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug and you might just win an mug.
(𝒞𝑜𝓂𝓅 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓈 11.59𝓅𝓂 9𝓉𝒽 𝒥𝒶𝓃. 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝓊𝑔. 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹/𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹)
(𝒞𝑜𝓂𝓅 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓈 11.59𝓅𝓂 9𝓉𝒽 𝒥𝒶𝓃. 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝓊𝑔. 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹/𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹)
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Remember to enter our competition by repost your fave CEEFAUX (maybe this one) with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug and you might just win an mug.
(𝒞𝑜𝓂𝓅 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓈 11.59𝓅𝓂 9𝓉𝒽 𝒥𝒶𝓃. 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝓊𝑔. 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹/𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹)
(𝒞𝑜𝓂𝓅 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓈 11.59𝓅𝓂 9𝓉𝒽 𝒥𝒶𝓃. 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝓊𝑔. 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹/𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹)
We've put an INSANE 15 followers on since last night (the amount is insane, not the followers - to be clear). There's still time to enter and, possibly, win an mug. Yes, an mug.
𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - WIN AN MUG!
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
We've put an INSANE 15 followers on since last night (the amount is insane, not the followers - to be clear). There's still time to enter and, possibly, win an mug. Yes, an mug.
"Sir, it's CEEFAUX"
"What?"
"They've gone MORE NICHE sir"
"Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"
"What?"
"They've gone MORE NICHE sir"
"Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM
"Sir, it's CEEFAUX"
"What?"
"They've gone MORE NICHE sir"
"Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"
"What?"
"They've gone MORE NICHE sir"
"Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"
We’ve already added TWO followers thanks to our amazing competition. Keep entering for an chance to win an mug.
𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - WIN AN MUG!
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
We’ve already added TWO followers thanks to our amazing competition. Keep entering for an chance to win an mug.
𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - WIN AN MUG!
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - WIN AN MUG!
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
Help us over the 4,000 followers mark - there's an CEEFAUX mug to be won:
-Find your fave CEEFAUX listing
-Repost it with the hashtag #ifyoufollowceefauximightwinanmug
-Wait
Comp closes 11.59pm 9th Jan. One random repost wins an mug. Your home is not at risk.
