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The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
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Tuesday, innit
21.00 MEN BEEHIVING BADLY Gary gets stung by bees, Tony gets stung by bees, Dorothy and Deborah both also get stung by bees and no-one gets any honey at all.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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12.15 FOOTBALL UNFOCUSED The listing is blurred. How funny is that eh? HA HA HA HA? I mean, what a clever idea. OK, maybe not that funny, but still, it's Monday and we're very tired.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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One for the kids
16.00 FILM: FINDUS NEMO Distressing Pixar sequel.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Happy Friday!
13.00 THE TRAGIC ROUNDABOUT The misery continues as Ermintrude is diagnosed with mad cow disease, Zebedee discovers what rust is, and Dougal 'has gone to live on a farm that we can't visit'.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Look at us being #slightlytopical
20.00 PORRIDGE Modern reboot of the classic prison comedy, featuring no-one at all, as they've all been accidentally released.
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Got a graph/geometry/maths pun? Go on then, we're counting on you.
21.00 THE X&Y FILES. Mulder and Scully investigate yet another paranormal graph.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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21.00 FILM: CON RYANAIR Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage who must stop a group of insane criminals from charging passengers extra for jus about everything on a flight.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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We're back from illness!
21.45 FILM: THERE WILL BE BLOOD Period drama.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I mean, we could go on #princeandrew #andrew
15.00 FILM: HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD BLOKE 18.00 THE FRESH WINDSOR OF BEL-AIR 18.30 TOP OF THE POPS FEATURING " " Performing his classic hits such as Purple Rain and 1999 19.00 FILM: ROBIN HOOD, EQUITABLE MEMBER OF THE THIEVES ORGANISATION
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Sorry for the quiet, sickness at CEEFAUX Towers at the mo
0600 BBC BREAKFAST Guests include Kevin Bacon, Egg from This Life, Sean Bean and Mr Bean, and Toast of London. You can join in by tweeting #brown
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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20.00 FILM: THE FANTASTIC 404 LISTING NOT FOUND
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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#strictly #verystrictly
23.00 STRICTLY DANCE COMING The overly erotic competition continues, with couples attempting to finish their routines whilst being reportedly brought to a state of physical ecstasy.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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22.00 FILM: TOTO RECALL Sci-fi thriller about a seemingly ordinary construction worker who , following a procedure at a hi-tech company, now remembers that he did bless the rains, down in Africa.
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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19.00 BRUSH STROKES Harrowing sitcom about a puppet fox who has suffered severe bouts of ill health.
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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23.00 FILM: THE FRENCH CONNECTION +33 if dialling from outside the country.
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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21.00 who do you think you arrrrrr? Genealogy programme where famous people find out their ancestors were pirates.
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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#princeandrew #yeehah
17.00 NO LONGER THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Bo and Luke renounce their titles due to a series of allegations, which they both strenuously deny and the fact they paid off Boss Hogg in no way implies guilt.
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Still our favourite
20.00 PAM AYRESWOLF Please don't tell the coppers But I stole an advanced chopper Its firepower is most immense A powerhouse of air defense The perfect way of fighting crime And gets me to the shops of time Turbo boost! There in an instan! See you at Aldi, Jan Michael Vincent
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Rude. Sorry.
20.00 MARRIED AT FIRST SHITE Sean Connery narrates the popular romance show, with un-intended and quite unpleasant consequences.
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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19.00 ONE-NIL Prequel to 'The Equalizer'
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Will be shown on Channel 5, obvs.
21.00 FILM: DIRTY HARRY Daily Express funded biopic about the lifestyle choices of the Duke of Sussex.
October 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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We had the weekend off.
19.00 STARKSY AND HUTCH American police action drama about a cool Californian copy and his new partner, a wooden box with a wire latticed front for the storage and protection of rabbits.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Remember to sicut and subscribe
21.00 FILM: ET TU FAST ET TU FURIOUS. Latin version of the popular street racing franchises. Starring VIn Diesel.
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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21.00 FILM: CASINO ROYALE WITH CHEESE What they call that James Bond film in Paris.
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Well that's that ruined already
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM