CEEFAUX
@ceefaux.bsky.social
The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
Got a graph/geometry/maths pun? Go on then, we're counting on you.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Got a graph/geometry/maths pun? Go on then, we're counting on you.
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Why do they seem to repeat this every month?
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Why do they seem to repeat this every month?
We're back from illness!
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
We're back from illness!
I mean, we could go on #princeandrew #andrew
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I mean, we could go on #princeandrew #andrew
Sorry for the quiet, sickness at CEEFAUX Towers at the mo
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sorry for the quiet, sickness at CEEFAUX Towers at the mo
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We’ve said this before, but Al is genius
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We’ve said this before, but Al is genius
He’s right. We’re closing the account forthwith, if not fifthwith (which ever is quicker)
Sitcom means situational comedy. Therefore not harrowing.
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
He’s right. We’re closing the account forthwith, if not fifthwith (which ever is quicker)
According to our senior global diagnostic server technician (Keith) the internet outage means our listings are on pause and Keith says we can’t even post this message and you won’t be able to see it, like it, or reply. Sorry about that.
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
According to our senior global diagnostic server technician (Keith) the internet outage means our listings are on pause and Keith says we can’t even post this message and you won’t be able to see it, like it, or reply. Sorry about that.
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Will be shown on Channel 5, obvs.
October 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Will be shown on Channel 5, obvs.