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yourpaljohn.bsky.social
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Fought for Rax in the roast beef wars.
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The Joker looks in a mirror after surgery. To him, Mar a Lago face looks good.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Gerald sleeping in bed has the same geology and color tone as TNG's Varga II
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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More implausible claims from the social democratic left.
Zohran for New York font: Thiazides for Nephrogenic Diabetes Insipidus
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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You killed David hasselhoff are you happy.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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centrists right now
principal skinner: "no. it's the [electorate] who are wrong."
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Polymarket now: "polls, pundits, and legacy media said this was a "close race" with pictures showing mamdani with 90% winning odds throughout the last month. Polymarket one week ago posting about mamdani's collapsing odds.
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Is this good?
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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PaRappa the Rappa battles Ghislaine Maxwell
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns" gag from the classic Simpsons episode "Homer at the Bat"; Don Mattingly is a ringer for Mr. Burns and has shaved a ring around his head along the coronal plane at the level of the sideburn but it isn't enough,
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Not as hard working, but the cog railway up Mount Washington was nice today too,
October 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Making sense of the nazi soldiers from Wolfenstein New Order patrolling the streets of America.
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I think the problem is that they are Nazis, not that they have group chats.
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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It's very funny to see the DOJ prosecute some rich assholes from doing what Trump does every day.
DOJ accuses real estate executives of fraud in homeless funding Federal prosecutors charged two real estate executives with defrauding California's Homekey program, allegedly misappropriating millions meant for homeless housing
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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This is the funniest Facebook marketplace ad I have ever seen.
Wolfsboro 250 Steam Engine (Non-Running), $150,000
October 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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More or less
It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said, 'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,' a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of a frightful interstellar battle. The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother. The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words, 'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle' drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually, of course, after their galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realised that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own galaxy---now positively identified as the source of the offending remark. For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across---which happened to be Earth---where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I wonder if Nicolas and Erika Christakis ever look on with pride at the world they've created
Headline about how some Congressman with a nazi flag pretends it isn't his.
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Vance downplays group chat messages: 'Kids do stupid things, especially young boys.'
October 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Eh it's worth a shot
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Switch in the Matrix saying "not like this"
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Jack Nicholson's Joker enters the art gallery.
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Looney Tunes Miss Prissy saying:
October 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Stuart Smalley sitting in front of a mirror saying "...
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Consoling myself about the collapse of two Cincinnati sports seasons in two days by looking of pictures of Phil Neikro when he was one year younger than me
Phil Niekro looks OLD in his 1985 Topps card.
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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this checks out
much like a weiner dog, you can boil a hermit crab, according to Google AI
September 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM