Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
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Saw the pyrotechnics and assumed Charlie Kirk had died again
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Saw the pyrotechnics and assumed Charlie Kirk had died again
LETS GOOOOO
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
LETS GOOOOO
Lmao eat shit Robert Kraft. Sorry Pats fan friends
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Lmao eat shit Robert Kraft. Sorry Pats fan friends
These commercials have been awful
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
These commercials have been awful
I dont think the Inside Zone is there. Might just be me.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I dont think the Inside Zone is there. Might just be me.
Darnold man….woof
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Darnold man….woof
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Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
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Imagine being a Republican and having to pretend Kid Rock was cooler than that
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Imagine being a Republican and having to pretend Kid Rock was cooler than that
NOOOO NOT A PUERTO RICAN FLAG
MY WHITE FRAGILITY
MY WHITE FRAGILITY
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
NOOOO NOT A PUERTO RICAN FLAG
MY WHITE FRAGILITY
MY WHITE FRAGILITY
Obligatory legendary Super Bowl posts
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Obligatory legendary Super Bowl posts
This is the type of game All 22 dorks are going to love
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
This is the type of game All 22 dorks are going to love
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Gonzalez is terrific but that's 6 with a better throw
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Gonzalez is terrific but that's 6 with a better throw
Darnold has missed several bullets man.
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Darnold has missed several bullets man.
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Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
This playcalling is weird?
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This playcalling is weird?
Joe Montana looks like 12th grade project bad rendering of Joe Montana
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Joe Montana looks like 12th grade project bad rendering of Joe Montana
Just really want some football instead of jingoism as always, Mina
How’s everybody feeling
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Just really want some football instead of jingoism as always, Mina
It still doesn’t slap
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It still doesn’t slap
Fumbled my remote so hard to mute.
Isnt it enough to have flag song for no reason?
Isnt it enough to have flag song for no reason?
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Fumbled my remote so hard to mute.
Isnt it enough to have flag song for no reason?
Isnt it enough to have flag song for no reason?
Pre gaming da bigg gam
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Pre gaming da bigg gam
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You (dumb): I watch the Olympics for because it is peak human athleticism.
Me (smart): LMAOOO THIS SHIT SLAPS HARD
Me (smart): LMAOOO THIS SHIT SLAPS HARD
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
You (dumb): I watch the Olympics for because it is peak human athleticism.
Me (smart): LMAOOO THIS SHIT SLAPS HARD
Me (smart): LMAOOO THIS SHIT SLAPS HARD
Go Seatle Seahawk gang.
Because fuck that Zionist MAGA dipshit that runs the Patriots
Because fuck that Zionist MAGA dipshit that runs the Patriots
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Go Seatle Seahawk gang.
Because fuck that Zionist MAGA dipshit that runs the Patriots
Because fuck that Zionist MAGA dipshit that runs the Patriots
Me: Mom can we please go to Brazil I want to see the mythical Jair Bolsonaro
Mom: No, we have Jair Bolsonaro at home
Mom: No, we have Jair Bolsonaro at home
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Me: Mom can we please go to Brazil I want to see the mythical Jair Bolsonaro
Mom: No, we have Jair Bolsonaro at home
Mom: No, we have Jair Bolsonaro at home
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