Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
Yup that makes perfect sense.
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Yup that makes perfect sense.
Just so fucking tired of American imperialism friends. So so so fucking tired of millions losing health care insurance in the news juxtaposed to seizing ANOTHER country’s leader
January 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Just so fucking tired of American imperialism friends. So so so fucking tired of millions losing health care insurance in the news juxtaposed to seizing ANOTHER country’s leader
The European mind can nor will ever comprehend this level of American Exceptionalism
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The European mind can nor will ever comprehend this level of American Exceptionalism
Not falling for it again, Brian. Nice try bud.
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not falling for it again, Brian. Nice try bud.
Happy NYE friends
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy NYE friends
Somehow. Some fucking how. NOT The Onion.
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Somehow. Some fucking how. NOT The Onion.
You come to me on the day of Toyotathon?
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You come to me on the day of Toyotathon?
Bills/Birds when the mega doo doo ass bowl is on? For shame NFL.
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bills/Birds when the mega doo doo ass bowl is on? For shame NFL.
Throw Rogan is the only name he should ever be known as in perpetuity honestly
in an airport bar in pittsburgh silently cheering for myles garrett to sack aaron roggers for the record just so throw rogan will forever be linked to the ignominious moment.
December 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Throw Rogan is the only name he should ever be known as in perpetuity honestly
Chef fucking Kiss lmaooo
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Chef fucking Kiss lmaooo
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Idk man Erika Kirk seems to be milking it a bit
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Idk man Erika Kirk seems to be milking it a bit
Justin Herbert and/or Omarion Hampton
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Justin Herbert and/or Omarion Hampton
Idk man Erika Kirk seems to be milking it a bit
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Idk man Erika Kirk seems to be milking it a bit
Me explaining to my wife why I absolutely cannot be bothered at 2:30 today no matter how badly she needs to take over Asgard
December 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me explaining to my wife why I absolutely cannot be bothered at 2:30 today no matter how badly she needs to take over Asgard
Forgot to poast Xmas plate last night. Meery Crimbus Jeebus!
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Forgot to poast Xmas plate last night. Meery Crimbus Jeebus!
This football game sucks
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This football game sucks
Home Alone
- Is a story about the actual stupidest bourgeois parents imaginable
- has an annoying child as the main character
- no sick diss track at the beginning of the movie about a main character
Muppets Christmas Carol
- Muppets
- The proletariat prevails
- Is a story about the actual stupidest bourgeois parents imaginable
- has an annoying child as the main character
- no sick diss track at the beginning of the movie about a main character
Muppets Christmas Carol
- Muppets
- The proletariat prevails
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Home Alone
- Is a story about the actual stupidest bourgeois parents imaginable
- has an annoying child as the main character
- no sick diss track at the beginning of the movie about a main character
Muppets Christmas Carol
- Muppets
- The proletariat prevails
- Is a story about the actual stupidest bourgeois parents imaginable
- has an annoying child as the main character
- no sick diss track at the beginning of the movie about a main character
Muppets Christmas Carol
- Muppets
- The proletariat prevails
MEERY CRIMBUS
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
MEERY CRIMBUS
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Big Chungus is older than the zionist occupation of Palestine.
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Big Chungus is older than the zionist occupation of Palestine.
Iceman stays winning
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Iceman stays winning
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Let's start replacing confederate monuments with real heritage: statues of Big Chungus.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Let's start replacing confederate monuments with real heritage: statues of Big Chungus.
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It is a little distressing to wonder if Gandhi knew about Chungus. Herbert Hoover easily might have seen Chungus. Bonaparte's children may have seen Chungus. D.W. Griffith may have seen Chungus. The mind boggles.
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It is a little distressing to wonder if Gandhi knew about Chungus. Herbert Hoover easily might have seen Chungus. Bonaparte's children may have seen Chungus. D.W. Griffith may have seen Chungus. The mind boggles.
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A fucking walk off 50 yard TD pass to win it when they were down 10 with 2 minutes left in regulation. One of the sickest nfl games I’ve ever watched
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
A fucking walk off 50 yard TD pass to win it when they were down 10 with 2 minutes left in regulation. One of the sickest nfl games I’ve ever watched
It’s a bad day to be a piece of drywall in northern Wisconsin
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It’s a bad day to be a piece of drywall in northern Wisconsin
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy