Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
You’re a real sicko if you’re enjoying the Chiefs downfall.
Me:
Me:
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You’re a real sicko if you’re enjoying the Chiefs downfall.
Me:
Me:
Go to teh Bears FC.
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Go to teh Bears FC.
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat
My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs
Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on.
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on.
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.
The girlies are fighting
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The girlies are fighting
This is what sheer incompetence looks like
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is what sheer incompetence looks like
Idk gang I think Cyborg Oaf goes a little harder
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Idk gang I think Cyborg Oaf goes a little harder
Your electric bill is exponentially higher because the smoothest brained dipshits need to create dumb shit like this
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Your electric bill is exponentially higher because the smoothest brained dipshits need to create dumb shit like this
Lmao get rekt you fugly bigot
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Lmao get rekt you fugly bigot
This house man I stg
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This house man I stg
I know twinks that would drop the f slur having been shown this
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I know twinks that would drop the f slur having been shown this
Somehow it just keeps happening
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Somehow it just keeps happening
Please just play with the other kids Donold. Stop being weird. We’ll go to McDonalds otw home
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Please just play with the other kids Donold. Stop being weird. We’ll go to McDonalds otw home