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Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
You’re a real sicko if you’re enjoying the Chiefs downfall.

Me:
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Go to teh Bears FC.

I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.

This is bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket

Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on.

I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The girlies are fighting
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is what sheer incompetence looks like
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Idk gang I think Cyborg Oaf goes a little harder
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OAF DOWN
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Your electric bill is exponentially higher because the smoothest brained dipshits need to create dumb shit like this
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Lmao get rekt you fugly bigot
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This house man I stg
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Same
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know twinks that would drop the f slur having been shown this
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Somehow it just keeps happening
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Please just play with the other kids Donold. Stop being weird. We’ll go to McDonalds otw home
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM