venerablebidet.bsky.social
@venerablebidet.bsky.social
Irreverent and irrelevant academic, whacker of the thunderbroom
When the seller says it’s going to need money and time
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He’s basically Hugo Drax
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Fruit cage
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I was ahead of the curve
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We literally overthrew the government of Guatemala for a fruit
Company
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Some of it is that we don't have the disposable income, but some is that most tech stuff improves so little generation to generation. 30 years ago, your computer was obsolete in a year. I'm currently using a 5 year old laptop that I bought at the time for 300 bucks and it does what I need
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This far out from 2016, Clinton was Going to beat Rudy in the general in the polls
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tell me about it. He's on my fantasy team
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm kind of liking the colts right now, which is pretty surprising. But they probably aren't as good as the Rams
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Guilty. Although I was only clarifying which office.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Same reason all the Trumps have shitty haircuts and ill fitting suits
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
No Maron? No Conan?

The rest of that list is pretty bad.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Kevin Spacey’s character was supposed to be shitty
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Isn’t she also supposed to be like 10?
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Given the rest, 5 butt plugs seems low
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Iowan here. A lot of the red voters are just awful people. I’m not sure how you fix them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
At this point, a lot of SUVs are just tall station wagons. Most aren’t built on truck platforms anymore. Although I think minivans still have an edge with the sliding doors
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
To be fair, basically everything but the Owen films is for the era where it wasn’t that easy to rewatch, so nobody cares about continuity. You saw the last one two years ago. My favorite is that you see lots of minor actors in different roles movie to movie.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is actually a point of contention among fans. The whole franchise is delightfully sloppy and there is very little continuity anyway. Just make another movie and maybe bring back the lotus submarine
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Her defining feature has always been that she’s just an asshole
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’ve sadly outgrown it but I own a leather jacket that is probably 50 years old and with some conditioning it will last another 50
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The crusty old barber I used to take my son to wouldn’t even ask what kind of haircut we wanted. You gave him 20 bucks and he cut his hair. It was refreshing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is like 1997 internet
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really think silver just got lucky in his one decent prediction. He’s like the replication crisis in corporeal form
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM