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Opinions are my own and also widely shared by millions around the globe
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I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
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Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!
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As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
Heard we were posting bird
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Heard we were posting bird
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Ah the No True Pope fallacy
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ah the No True Pope fallacy
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"kick it! the ball!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"kick it! the ball!!!"
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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They make *me* do my job right AND act normal the whole time.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They make *me* do my job right AND act normal the whole time.
You break all the laws of physics and you seriously think there wouldn't be a price
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You break all the laws of physics and you seriously think there wouldn't be a price
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Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
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November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
An MRI reveals the Intruder Therein. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
An MRI reveals the Intruder Therein. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
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I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
MST3k is on. Everyone gets the next 2 hours off
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
MST3k is on. Everyone gets the next 2 hours off
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
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voyaging the stars in my toroidal earthship named the Normal Woman
Seamlessly connecting all of the current Problems together like a big Dyson sphere in my mind
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
voyaging the stars in my toroidal earthship named the Normal Woman
They're calling it the most wrong statement of all time
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They're calling it the most wrong statement of all time