Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
I am scheduled to be in my med bed at that time.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I am scheduled to be in my med bed at that time.
Reposted by Waikiki Wanda
Using my highly attuned British irony detector to evaluate the bone-dry satire of the common American dweebus
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Using my highly attuned British irony detector to evaluate the bone-dry satire of the common American dweebus
Like dude how have you not tasted this apparently forbidden fruit before now
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Like dude how have you not tasted this apparently forbidden fruit before now
Mfw when I’m headed to the rock I love and plebes aren’t recognizing it’s arch
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mfw when I’m headed to the rock I love and plebes aren’t recognizing it’s arch
I might pirate and read it lol
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I might pirate and read it lol
No one who writes that a cliff is where “water rolled and crashed” is serious…that’s on us
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
No one who writes that a cliff is where “water rolled and crashed” is serious…that’s on us
Lol that is NOT shameful
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lol that is NOT shameful
It’s a vivid little world in one email!
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s a vivid little world in one email!
Beyond our imagination
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Beyond our imagination
I forget but it went on to liken her to Lana Del Rey
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I forget but it went on to liken her to Lana Del Rey
It’s all coming together.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s all coming together.
Lmao. See I figured it was Ann Patchett but this is a very credible theory also!
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lmao. See I figured it was Ann Patchett but this is a very credible theory also!
I think it's an underexplored form
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I think it's an underexplored form
I'm v close to defending her appearance on the grounds that she hasn't opted for the more traditional MAGA gargoyle visage
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm v close to defending her appearance on the grounds that she hasn't opted for the more traditional MAGA gargoyle visage
In both the figurative and literal senses
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In both the figurative and literal senses
OH I see now. Well she must be nice once you get to know her if they put her in the newspaper.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
OH I see now. Well she must be nice once you get to know her if they put her in the newspaper.
Sometimes I worry I’m not ambitious enough and I’ll regret it when I’m older, then I see the weird corners that vocational ambition has led others to and I decide I’m actually fine
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sometimes I worry I’m not ambitious enough and I’ll regret it when I’m older, then I see the weird corners that vocational ambition has led others to and I decide I’m actually fine
She got a really big head also, spatially speaking
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
She got a really big head also, spatially speaking