Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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various landforms covered in great crested terns
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
various landforms covered in great crested terns
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They make *me* do my job right AND act normal the whole time.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They make *me* do my job right AND act normal the whole time.
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You gotta love it. I mean what a show
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You gotta love it. I mean what a show
I was sort of fading out on the Nuzzi thing a tad but I’m back lmao
It causes me great pain to say that this is, unfortunately, worth a read
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was sort of fading out on the Nuzzi thing a tad but I’m back lmao
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these aren't people who need to be called in, these are people with a month-old untreated rabid animal bite on the neck. It's sad that 30% of people have decided to be like this but they need to be put down
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
these aren't people who need to be called in, these are people with a month-old untreated rabid animal bite on the neck. It's sad that 30% of people have decided to be like this but they need to be put down
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climate derangement has led to an equally dire and culturally insupportable calendric derangement of the holidays (jack-o-lantern's carved in sept, x-mas trees up before thanksgiving, etc)
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
climate derangement has led to an equally dire and culturally insupportable calendric derangement of the holidays (jack-o-lantern's carved in sept, x-mas trees up before thanksgiving, etc)
If JJ McCarthy were an animal you would be thinking about whether it’s Time
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If JJ McCarthy were an animal you would be thinking about whether it’s Time
Davis Mills in the playoffs 🔜
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Davis Mills in the playoffs 🔜
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Silence, league . I am trying to watch athletes
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Silence, league . I am trying to watch athletes
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Yeah, that’s me. So what. You’d rather be the Jeffrey Epstein in this picture?
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yeah, that’s me. So what. You’d rather be the Jeffrey Epstein in this picture?
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Some are calling it the worst movie opinion in the history of the world
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Some are calling it the worst movie opinion in the history of the world
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Go up
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory
>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory
>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires
March 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Go up
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory
>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory
>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires
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Using my highly attuned British irony detector to evaluate the bone-dry satire of the common American dweebus
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Using my highly attuned British irony detector to evaluate the bone-dry satire of the common American dweebus
Offputting to want it this badly. Understudy reeking of flop sweat at the first hint he might go on
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Offputting to want it this badly. Understudy reeking of flop sweat at the first hint he might go on
Person behind this spam, I would love to support you in your creative writing goals. You deserve a different kind of life
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Person behind this spam, I would love to support you in your creative writing goals. You deserve a different kind of life
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Mfw when I write a "combustive portrait of America"
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Mfw when I write a "combustive portrait of America"
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Can someone who isn’t a total dullard please have a batshit rococo scandal for a change
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can someone who isn’t a total dullard please have a batshit rococo scandal for a change
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Next week is the next one this time in Astoria 👍
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Next week is the next one this time in Astoria 👍
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Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous
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for real though: Get Me The Fuck Away From These People Lol
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
for real though: Get Me The Fuck Away From These People Lol
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amerikkka is birthed and soaked in lies. rhode island isn't an island.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
amerikkka is birthed and soaked in lies. rhode island isn't an island.