They're putting me down next week.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They're putting me down next week.
New Laird Barron book title ideas
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
New Laird Barron book title ideas
The ole "what if I had gone to law school" face
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The ole "what if I had gone to law school" face
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Worth remembering that the witnesses at OKC who saw other people with McVeigh, possibly ppl linked to govt informants or the informants themselves, seemed to disavow all existence of these people not long after Garland showed up to handle prosecution.
I think why I'm sorta bearish on there being a there there with the files, is that there isn't a single lib who had access to them and poked around in the 4 years of Garland? I feel like there would be some whispers of the actual details in that case if not back in the day then certainly by now
did no one in the garland DOJ look through the epstein files?
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Worth remembering that the witnesses at OKC who saw other people with McVeigh, possibly ppl linked to govt informants or the informants themselves, seemed to disavow all existence of these people not long after Garland showed up to handle prosecution.
When you got that one friend that acts out at your birthday so now its all about them
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
When you got that one friend that acts out at your birthday so now its all about them
Fucking crazy to have a guy everyone calls "Wee Willie Winkie"
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fucking crazy to have a guy everyone calls "Wee Willie Winkie"
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[Folds menu] I’ll have the morsels three
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
[Folds menu] I’ll have the morsels three
I've been going crazy on this thing for hours this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've been going crazy on this thing for hours this morning.
I pray the stones fall upon you. I pray your loved ones get the ick.
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I pray the stones fall upon you. I pray your loved ones get the ick.
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Be patient, all will be explained.
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Be patient, all will be explained.
Calling my wife, crying because the Wicked Witch is trying to get sexual with me at this party.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Calling my wife, crying because the Wicked Witch is trying to get sexual with me at this party.
Guess who got asked to run for school board
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Guess who got asked to run for school board
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A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
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If you strike me down with your car, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you strike me down with your car, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Top cards for the allies, bottom for the opps
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Top cards for the allies, bottom for the opps
[Me, at Parent Teacher Conferences] Yes, we emphasize the importance of homework every night. This is all very surprising to me.
[Isaac Chotiner] And is this your tweet of last Thursday night showing you and your child getting matching "I'd Rather Be Gaming" tattoos at the Bored Ape convention?
[Isaac Chotiner] And is this your tweet of last Thursday night showing you and your child getting matching "I'd Rather Be Gaming" tattoos at the Bored Ape convention?
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
[Me, at Parent Teacher Conferences] Yes, we emphasize the importance of homework every night. This is all very surprising to me.
[Isaac Chotiner] And is this your tweet of last Thursday night showing you and your child getting matching "I'd Rather Be Gaming" tattoos at the Bored Ape convention?
[Isaac Chotiner] And is this your tweet of last Thursday night showing you and your child getting matching "I'd Rather Be Gaming" tattoos at the Bored Ape convention?
[Slamming the pad I was using to take an order down on the counter] alright, which one of you smartasses decided to come into Giant Pizza even though thrle.sign says "no english"?
[The giants in the back kitchen, throwing pizza dough around and fist fighting] FEE FI FO FUM
[The giants in the back kitchen, throwing pizza dough around and fist fighting] FEE FI FO FUM
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[Slamming the pad I was using to take an order down on the counter] alright, which one of you smartasses decided to come into Giant Pizza even though thrle.sign says "no english"?
[The giants in the back kitchen, throwing pizza dough around and fist fighting] FEE FI FO FUM
[The giants in the back kitchen, throwing pizza dough around and fist fighting] FEE FI FO FUM