Ppallo
@ppallo.bsky.social
Don't even need to say whether I'm CIA or not.
Swearing my two friends who saw me roll down a hill, better than anyone ever has, to lifelong secrecy. Rolling down hills is my uncle's game, and I shall not be outshining him at his passion. I will never roll again, to ensure no further witnesses to my prowess, that I promise.
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Swearing my two friends who saw me roll down a hill, better than anyone ever has, to lifelong secrecy. Rolling down hills is my uncle's game, and I shall not be outshining him at his passion. I will never roll again, to ensure no further witnesses to my prowess, that I promise.
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When someone says something funny, instead of laughing I say something like "this is peak comedy." I think they appreciate that more than simple laughter
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
When someone says something funny, instead of laughing I say something like "this is peak comedy." I think they appreciate that more than simple laughter
Ordering a full jug of sangria at the blackjack table with my pal, they refuse to bring us a little table so one of us has to hold it at all times. The regulars at the table hate us immediately. We keep hitting on 18 and winning. We're rocking blue tuxes and pulling them off.
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ordering a full jug of sangria at the blackjack table with my pal, they refuse to bring us a little table so one of us has to hold it at all times. The regulars at the table hate us immediately. We keep hitting on 18 and winning. We're rocking blue tuxes and pulling them off.
My grandchildren mock me for being a "flying disgrace" during the war. "Took off seven times, was shot down seven times, didn't have the good sense to save the nation some money and die." they say. But for one to be an "Ace" another must be bottom. I was a part of the ecosystem. Necessary in my way.
December 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My grandchildren mock me for being a "flying disgrace" during the war. "Took off seven times, was shot down seven times, didn't have the good sense to save the nation some money and die." they say. But for one to be an "Ace" another must be bottom. I was a part of the ecosystem. Necessary in my way.
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My uncle, who dresses like a pirate in a prestige TV show, looks down upon my aunt's husband, who dresses like a pirate in a comedic opera. My uncle calls him a "flamboyant ass and embarrassment", the narcissism of small differences I suppose, but sad to witness.
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
My uncle, who dresses like a pirate in a prestige TV show, looks down upon my aunt's husband, who dresses like a pirate in a comedic opera. My uncle calls him a "flamboyant ass and embarrassment", the narcissism of small differences I suppose, but sad to witness.
My uncle, who dresses like a pirate in a prestige TV show, looks down upon my aunt's husband, who dresses like a pirate in a comedic opera. My uncle calls him a "flamboyant ass and embarrassment", the narcissism of small differences I suppose, but sad to witness.
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
My uncle, who dresses like a pirate in a prestige TV show, looks down upon my aunt's husband, who dresses like a pirate in a comedic opera. My uncle calls him a "flamboyant ass and embarrassment", the narcissism of small differences I suppose, but sad to witness.
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I honestly don't mind the idea of a newsletter specifically made up of boring writing that helps you fall asleep, but you have to tell me upfront that's what you will feature my work in. You can't just say you want my "classic philosophical insights with an erotic twist" without clarification.
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I honestly don't mind the idea of a newsletter specifically made up of boring writing that helps you fall asleep, but you have to tell me upfront that's what you will feature my work in. You can't just say you want my "classic philosophical insights with an erotic twist" without clarification.
I honestly don't mind the idea of a newsletter specifically made up of boring writing that helps you fall asleep, but you have to tell me upfront that's what you will feature my work in. You can't just say you want my "classic philosophical insights with an erotic twist" without clarification.
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I honestly don't mind the idea of a newsletter specifically made up of boring writing that helps you fall asleep, but you have to tell me upfront that's what you will feature my work in. You can't just say you want my "classic philosophical insights with an erotic twist" without clarification.
I'm trying to explain to this bureaucrat that we will not be able to present a lot of the paperwork he is asking for, regarding our kids, because we prefer to pass on information like passport numbers and blood types in the "oral tradition".
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm trying to explain to this bureaucrat that we will not be able to present a lot of the paperwork he is asking for, regarding our kids, because we prefer to pass on information like passport numbers and blood types in the "oral tradition".
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I'm good at drawing, but every character I sketch ultimately starts looking like Gérard Depardieu. I start out thinking let's draw a buxom blonde, nothing like the icon of french cinema, next to a Honda motorcycle. And it ends up a wonderful sketch of Mr. Depardieu with breasts near a Honda Monkey.
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I'm good at drawing, but every character I sketch ultimately starts looking like Gérard Depardieu. I start out thinking let's draw a buxom blonde, nothing like the icon of french cinema, next to a Honda motorcycle. And it ends up a wonderful sketch of Mr. Depardieu with breasts near a Honda Monkey.
But sure "no one" is in the market for my monthly toilet seat mystery box... Learn finance.
My boyfriend is on his third toilet seat this year. Talk about a weapon of ass destruction
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
But sure "no one" is in the market for my monthly toilet seat mystery box... Learn finance.
I'm good at drawing, but every character I sketch ultimately starts looking like Gérard Depardieu. I start out thinking let's draw a buxom blonde, nothing like the icon of french cinema, next to a Honda motorcycle. And it ends up a wonderful sketch of Mr. Depardieu with breasts near a Honda Monkey.
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I'm good at drawing, but every character I sketch ultimately starts looking like Gérard Depardieu. I start out thinking let's draw a buxom blonde, nothing like the icon of french cinema, next to a Honda motorcycle. And it ends up a wonderful sketch of Mr. Depardieu with breasts near a Honda Monkey.
My partner's father described me as a "landless vagrant" in a tirade about how butter isn't as good as it used to be, I didn't respond as my partner immediately shot me a look. I do own a fifth of a cottage with my three brothers and the pastor. It's only 20% of a 20% share, but still.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My partner's father described me as a "landless vagrant" in a tirade about how butter isn't as good as it used to be, I didn't respond as my partner immediately shot me a look. I do own a fifth of a cottage with my three brothers and the pastor. It's only 20% of a 20% share, but still.
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As someone who has had an ex write a scathing concept album about the behaviour I engaged in that led to the destruction of the relationship, in my instance buying hundreds of bottles of body wash marketed exclusively to men, and hugging my second cousin too often, I empathize with all sides.
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
As someone who has had an ex write a scathing concept album about the behaviour I engaged in that led to the destruction of the relationship, in my instance buying hundreds of bottles of body wash marketed exclusively to men, and hugging my second cousin too often, I empathize with all sides.
As someone who has had an ex write a scathing concept album about the behaviour I engaged in that led to the destruction of the relationship, in my instance buying hundreds of bottles of body wash marketed exclusively to men, and hugging my second cousin too often, I empathize with all sides.
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
As someone who has had an ex write a scathing concept album about the behaviour I engaged in that led to the destruction of the relationship, in my instance buying hundreds of bottles of body wash marketed exclusively to men, and hugging my second cousin too often, I empathize with all sides.
The best thing my aunt, a genius, ever wrote was a the script for the second episode of an unproduced Doogie Howser spin-off focused on an "even younger gynecologist". I have never looked at baroque architecture or mountain streams the same after reading it. Life-changing.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The best thing my aunt, a genius, ever wrote was a the script for the second episode of an unproduced Doogie Howser spin-off focused on an "even younger gynecologist". I have never looked at baroque architecture or mountain streams the same after reading it. Life-changing.
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My girlfriends got some insane interlocutors around her. I don’t know if I can take this much longer man. The interlocution, you see
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My girlfriends got some insane interlocutors around her. I don’t know if I can take this much longer man. The interlocution, you see
I'm a 325-year-old reclusive warlock and veteran of the spirit plane wars and not usually a fan of podcasts but you guys are a must listen every week. Nice to watch well dressed and proper young men discussing sports, much love from the Tower of Arthemisist.
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I'm a 325-year-old reclusive warlock and veteran of the spirit plane wars and not usually a fan of podcasts but you guys are a must listen every week. Nice to watch well dressed and proper young men discussing sports, much love from the Tower of Arthemisist.
My third roommate secretly recorded (separate issue) my second roommate and myself wrestling around and drinking beer while wearing towels around our waist, because we both had separately just showered. Lots of comments on the video are like "we lost this world" or "this is what they took from us".
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My third roommate secretly recorded (separate issue) my second roommate and myself wrestling around and drinking beer while wearing towels around our waist, because we both had separately just showered. Lots of comments on the video are like "we lost this world" or "this is what they took from us".
Alice is always like "will Karl be there?" when I ask her to go places, and it's like yeah my sworn sword will be there, he's always there. She's so silly, "will he be in his armour?" No, I'm going to let my shield and protector rock up to the restaurant in a t-shirt, get real.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Alice is always like "will Karl be there?" when I ask her to go places, and it's like yeah my sworn sword will be there, he's always there. She's so silly, "will he be in his armour?" No, I'm going to let my shield and protector rock up to the restaurant in a t-shirt, get real.
There's two guys in town who dress exactly like the video game character "Mario" and recently the other one's wife cheated on him with the other Mario. And it's none of my business, but how was the wife not already getting what she wanted? Arguably the husband has the better Mario outfit.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There's two guys in town who dress exactly like the video game character "Mario" and recently the other one's wife cheated on him with the other Mario. And it's none of my business, but how was the wife not already getting what she wanted? Arguably the husband has the better Mario outfit.
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fetch me a white monster and some breakfast fusilli arrabbiata, I am too gripped with ennui to descend the tower stairs this morning
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
fetch me a white monster and some breakfast fusilli arrabbiata, I am too gripped with ennui to descend the tower stairs this morning
I go on Facebook once every month to see photos my mother shares with her thousands of friends. Other than these pictures I am almost exclusively served fake pro cycling relationship drama posts. Not posts about who is doing well in the Tour. Fake stories about Primož Roglič cheating on his wife.
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I go on Facebook once every month to see photos my mother shares with her thousands of friends. Other than these pictures I am almost exclusively served fake pro cycling relationship drama posts. Not posts about who is doing well in the Tour. Fake stories about Primož Roglič cheating on his wife.
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Beginning each day with a prayer to a tiny statue of Jeeves to be boundlessly and effortlessly resourceful
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Beginning each day with a prayer to a tiny statue of Jeeves to be boundlessly and effortlessly resourceful