Ppallo
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Don't even need to say whether I'm CIA or not.
I'm glad Troy stepped in after the seventh time I described the party as being "charming but quite homo genius", it wasn't perhaps an incorrect description of the soirée but I was trying to pronounce "homogeneous". The boys were good sports about it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm glad Troy stepped in after the seventh time I described the party as being "charming but quite homo genius", it wasn't perhaps an incorrect description of the soirée but I was trying to pronounce "homogeneous". The boys were good sports about it.
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Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Lisa told me gender is a powerful force in the world, I said that's possible but surely it is not as powerful as Q'agalia the Toad. The amphibian warlord commands a thousand spears. Lisa said gender was arguably more powerful. I hope our tribe never angers gender.
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lisa told me gender is a powerful force in the world, I said that's possible but surely it is not as powerful as Q'agalia the Toad. The amphibian warlord commands a thousand spears. Lisa said gender was arguably more powerful. I hope our tribe never angers gender.
My father was a tall man, I only saw him once a year, he would arrive to pick me up in a suit and fly us to LA to visit Rudolph Valentino's crypt. A week before his arrival each year mother would receive a cheque for 50k signed by the Burmese state "for upkeep of the child".
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My father was a tall man, I only saw him once a year, he would arrive to pick me up in a suit and fly us to LA to visit Rudolph Valentino's crypt. A week before his arrival each year mother would receive a cheque for 50k signed by the Burmese state "for upkeep of the child".
The most common question I get in my “Flashlight Self Defence” classes is “do flashlights really work against gunmen?” My answer is always the same “not from further than 75ft.” That’s why we call it the 75ft rule.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The most common question I get in my “Flashlight Self Defence” classes is “do flashlights really work against gunmen?” My answer is always the same “not from further than 75ft.” That’s why we call it the 75ft rule.
Some people like to talk about their ability to visualise objects vividly, in a somewhat smug tone. Let me tell you I can imagine entire year-long events in perfect detail, I once thought of the Peloponnesian war for a second, and was institutionalised for a year. So much death.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Some people like to talk about their ability to visualise objects vividly, in a somewhat smug tone. Let me tell you I can imagine entire year-long events in perfect detail, I once thought of the Peloponnesian war for a second, and was institutionalised for a year. So much death.
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The grey who’s been crashing on my couch has clearly started listing my place’s location as his contact coordinates
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The grey who’s been crashing on my couch has clearly started listing my place’s location as his contact coordinates
Old sweetheart of mine moved back into town, and I misjudged it as a Hallmark film opening. Nope, it's a Nordic noir opening. She has memory lapses from drinking and is looking into the murder of our old teacher. Lots of coffee and full frontal nudity, but it's been bleak coffee and nudity.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Old sweetheart of mine moved back into town, and I misjudged it as a Hallmark film opening. Nope, it's a Nordic noir opening. She has memory lapses from drinking and is looking into the murder of our old teacher. Lots of coffee and full frontal nudity, but it's been bleak coffee and nudity.
Arriving at work over an hour late on Monday wearing a full flower crown of daisies after receiving a "final warning" the previous Friday that my attitude was "inappropriately lackadaisical".
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Arriving at work over an hour late on Monday wearing a full flower crown of daisies after receiving a "final warning" the previous Friday that my attitude was "inappropriately lackadaisical".
Hendricks and the boys at Birch Shades Squash Club got together and sponsored a new cardiology wing for the local hospital. So we gathered the chaps from Smoky Fields Pall-Mall Society and we are proud to be the titular benefactors of the hospital's brand new cancer ward. Happy to help.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hendricks and the boys at Birch Shades Squash Club got together and sponsored a new cardiology wing for the local hospital. So we gathered the chaps from Smoky Fields Pall-Mall Society and we are proud to be the titular benefactors of the hospital's brand new cancer ward. Happy to help.
For a couple years in the 90s my uncle served as bitey man #2 for a charismatic Pentecostal preacher who had done snake handling, but was an avant-garde figure and wanted to play with the form. It was apparently a solid gig, but there was no room for advancement, bitey man #1 was too good.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For a couple years in the 90s my uncle served as bitey man #2 for a charismatic Pentecostal preacher who had done snake handling, but was an avant-garde figure and wanted to play with the form. It was apparently a solid gig, but there was no room for advancement, bitey man #1 was too good.
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The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.
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My wife referred to Godzooky as "Godzilla's son". First of all, his name is Godzooky, and he's related but distant cousins at best. Secondly, Godzilla hates him and is always trying to kill him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck we're doing married to each other.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My wife referred to Godzooky as "Godzilla's son". First of all, his name is Godzooky, and he's related but distant cousins at best. Secondly, Godzilla hates him and is always trying to kill him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck we're doing married to each other.
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"i have arachnaphobia" ok dude just say youre a massive pussy next time. ill hire strippers with a normal amount of arms and eyes for your 2nd marriage bachelor party after this one fails because youre a boring puritan
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"i have arachnaphobia" ok dude just say youre a massive pussy next time. ill hire strippers with a normal amount of arms and eyes for your 2nd marriage bachelor party after this one fails because youre a boring puritan
The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.
Long have I believed that the slightly annoying should be crushed, for they make me uncomfortable, and a man likes to be comfortable. But now the hounds and machines set to the task have become a little too overzealous, and that in turn makes a man uncomfortable. I'm liable to get out of my chair.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Long have I believed that the slightly annoying should be crushed, for they make me uncomfortable, and a man likes to be comfortable. But now the hounds and machines set to the task have become a little too overzealous, and that in turn makes a man uncomfortable. I'm liable to get out of my chair.
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In This Age Of Tacky Famine I Find Myself Begrudgingly Respecting Conquest - Why this mortal will be toasting the memory of the white rider of the apocalypse with a cup of non-alcoholic wine this Friday.
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
In This Age Of Tacky Famine I Find Myself Begrudgingly Respecting Conquest - Why this mortal will be toasting the memory of the white rider of the apocalypse with a cup of non-alcoholic wine this Friday.
In This Age Of Tacky Famine I Find Myself Begrudgingly Respecting Conquest - Why this mortal will be toasting the memory of the white rider of the apocalypse with a cup of non-alcoholic wine this Friday.
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
In This Age Of Tacky Famine I Find Myself Begrudgingly Respecting Conquest - Why this mortal will be toasting the memory of the white rider of the apocalypse with a cup of non-alcoholic wine this Friday.
Jim says he can't transform into a bird anymore because "we are too far gone", but I think he just doesn't want to stop watching YouTube shorts. The last known warg is cagey about his reasons, but I can't emphasise just how many little short videos he consumes every day.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Jim says he can't transform into a bird anymore because "we are too far gone", but I think he just doesn't want to stop watching YouTube shorts. The last known warg is cagey about his reasons, but I can't emphasise just how many little short videos he consumes every day.
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Trying to comfort my friend, who is having a hard time, by explaining that Thomas the Tank Engine did not appear until the second book in The Railway Series. I display such an intense teary-eyed sincerity that while I do not make her feel better, it is the main thing she thinks about at my funeral.
September 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trying to comfort my friend, who is having a hard time, by explaining that Thomas the Tank Engine did not appear until the second book in The Railway Series. I display such an intense teary-eyed sincerity that while I do not make her feel better, it is the main thing she thinks about at my funeral.
They are putting the civilianized elite military corps I am a part of to the sword, and burning our walled compound. I'm sure these "modernisers" have their reasons, but I just know these guys are going to wildly exaggerate the amount of eunuchs we were keeping. Some people have no honour.
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They are putting the civilianized elite military corps I am a part of to the sword, and burning our walled compound. I'm sure these "modernisers" have their reasons, but I just know these guys are going to wildly exaggerate the amount of eunuchs we were keeping. Some people have no honour.
My demanding sister, the lady of the house who I financially depend upon, is furious I called her acquaintance Serena's horse a "handsome beast". Apparently the horse is obviously not good enough for Serena and she's embarrassed of it. "Anyone" could have seen this I am told.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My demanding sister, the lady of the house who I financially depend upon, is furious I called her acquaintance Serena's horse a "handsome beast". Apparently the horse is obviously not good enough for Serena and she's embarrassed of it. "Anyone" could have seen this I am told.
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Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
I keep trying to lower the volume on the five hour A Song of Ice and Fire lore video I am listening to as it is becoming more and more clear my wife is telling me she is leaving with the kid. But the volume just keeps getting louder. The speakers are yelling about House Durrandon, she's crying now.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I keep trying to lower the volume on the five hour A Song of Ice and Fire lore video I am listening to as it is becoming more and more clear my wife is telling me she is leaving with the kid. But the volume just keeps getting louder. The speakers are yelling about House Durrandon, she's crying now.
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