Ppallo
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Don't even need to say whether I'm CIA or not.
Chuck said Tony's garment was a "girl's shirt" but Tony knew this not to be true. He bought the shirt himself, with the money he made for finding the dog, it belonged to no girl. Tony didn't own a pair of gloves, but when he found another dog, Chuck would get slapped and answer for his claim.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Chuck said Tony's garment was a "girl's shirt" but Tony knew this not to be true. He bought the shirt himself, with the money he made for finding the dog, it belonged to no girl. Tony didn't own a pair of gloves, but when he found another dog, Chuck would get slapped and answer for his claim.
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thinking about the time at work when I yawned on the phone snd and the guy was like excuse me did you just yawn? and I said uh
....yeah and the guy hung up
....yeah and the guy hung up
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
thinking about the time at work when I yawned on the phone snd and the guy was like excuse me did you just yawn? and I said uh
....yeah and the guy hung up
....yeah and the guy hung up
"I call my lackeys associates, my associates partners, and my partners family, because it never hurts to be generous, but what I ain't gonna do is call you dad."
My mom's new boyfriend Tim: "That's alright slugger, that's alright."
My mom's new boyfriend Tim: "That's alright slugger, that's alright."
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"I call my lackeys associates, my associates partners, and my partners family, because it never hurts to be generous, but what I ain't gonna do is call you dad."
My mom's new boyfriend Tim: "That's alright slugger, that's alright."
My mom's new boyfriend Tim: "That's alright slugger, that's alright."
After a life of amoral public self service, I succeeded in being on the right side of the 'big issue' of my day. The cartoonists include me in the righteous men scaring away the snakes, I still wear a link of sausages in the pictures, a relic of a pork scandal long past, but nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
After a life of amoral public self service, I succeeded in being on the right side of the 'big issue' of my day. The cartoonists include me in the righteous men scaring away the snakes, I still wear a link of sausages in the pictures, a relic of a pork scandal long past, but nonetheless.
I despise when the media claim I arranged sweetheart government contracts for companies associated with Buck "Slaughter" Daniels in exchange for tens of thousands of dollars and football tickets. I absolutely did it just for the money. Buck and I went to those games as true friends.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I despise when the media claim I arranged sweetheart government contracts for companies associated with Buck "Slaughter" Daniels in exchange for tens of thousands of dollars and football tickets. I absolutely did it just for the money. Buck and I went to those games as true friends.
My wife is calling me from inside the restaurant, she is explaining that the snacks are simply called that and our four-year-old was not saying "poppa dumb". I'm crying a little less than I was, but I'm still hurt, I say I'll come back in if we all agree everyone was in the wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
My wife is calling me from inside the restaurant, she is explaining that the snacks are simply called that and our four-year-old was not saying "poppa dumb". I'm crying a little less than I was, but I'm still hurt, I say I'll come back in if we all agree everyone was in the wrong.
Everyone at the office has been telling me "Big Zach is gonna get you" for like two weeks. I don't know any Zachs, no one will explain further. I finally emailed HR asking them to help, but they just looped in Big.Zach and said "FYI BZ".
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Everyone at the office has been telling me "Big Zach is gonna get you" for like two weeks. I don't know any Zachs, no one will explain further. I finally emailed HR asking them to help, but they just looped in Big.Zach and said "FYI BZ".
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Jim says he can't transform into a bird anymore because "we are too far gone", but I think he just doesn't want to stop watching YouTube shorts. The last known warg is cagey about his reasons, but I can't emphasise just how many little short videos he consumes every day.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Jim says he can't transform into a bird anymore because "we are too far gone", but I think he just doesn't want to stop watching YouTube shorts. The last known warg is cagey about his reasons, but I can't emphasise just how many little short videos he consumes every day.
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Listen, yes I made a big deal about how I would leave town if the dog was made mayor, because I was supporting the tortoise (after the tortoise beat Jani in the primary), but also like come on. Susanna doesn't need to write about it in the newsletter. Leave me alone.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Listen, yes I made a big deal about how I would leave town if the dog was made mayor, because I was supporting the tortoise (after the tortoise beat Jani in the primary), but also like come on. Susanna doesn't need to write about it in the newsletter. Leave me alone.
A fantasy some regular adults seem to hold is that if they were transported back in time, they'd be akin to a god due to technological advancement. Removing the water resilient wax from grapes to make raisins is a three step process, you're not backwards engineering PC's buddy.
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A fantasy some regular adults seem to hold is that if they were transported back in time, they'd be akin to a god due to technological advancement. Removing the water resilient wax from grapes to make raisins is a three step process, you're not backwards engineering PC's buddy.
Listen, yes I made a big deal about how I would leave town if the dog was made mayor, because I was supporting the tortoise (after the tortoise beat Jani in the primary), but also like come on. Susanna doesn't need to write about it in the newsletter. Leave me alone.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Listen, yes I made a big deal about how I would leave town if the dog was made mayor, because I was supporting the tortoise (after the tortoise beat Jani in the primary), but also like come on. Susanna doesn't need to write about it in the newsletter. Leave me alone.
"Lol, you are exactly like the guy British pop sensation Lily Anthem sings about in her chart-topping 'Big Boat, Small Rooster!'" Okay, well Lily had to state under oath that I am not the guy that song is based on, so you're being stupid. In fact I think you should disembark Sensual Nala.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Lol, you are exactly like the guy British pop sensation Lily Anthem sings about in her chart-topping 'Big Boat, Small Rooster!'" Okay, well Lily had to state under oath that I am not the guy that song is based on, so you're being stupid. In fact I think you should disembark Sensual Nala.
I'm glad Troy stepped in after the seventh time I described the party as being "charming but quite homo genius", it wasn't perhaps an incorrect description of the soirée but I was trying to pronounce "homogeneous". The boys were good sports about it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm glad Troy stepped in after the seventh time I described the party as being "charming but quite homo genius", it wasn't perhaps an incorrect description of the soirée but I was trying to pronounce "homogeneous". The boys were good sports about it.
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Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Lisa told me gender is a powerful force in the world, I said that's possible but surely it is not as powerful as Q'agalia the Toad. The amphibian warlord commands a thousand spears. Lisa said gender was arguably more powerful. I hope our tribe never angers gender.
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lisa told me gender is a powerful force in the world, I said that's possible but surely it is not as powerful as Q'agalia the Toad. The amphibian warlord commands a thousand spears. Lisa said gender was arguably more powerful. I hope our tribe never angers gender.
My father was a tall man, I only saw him once a year, he would arrive to pick me up in a suit and fly us to LA to visit Rudolph Valentino's crypt. A week before his arrival each year mother would receive a cheque for 50k signed by the Burmese state "for upkeep of the child".
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My father was a tall man, I only saw him once a year, he would arrive to pick me up in a suit and fly us to LA to visit Rudolph Valentino's crypt. A week before his arrival each year mother would receive a cheque for 50k signed by the Burmese state "for upkeep of the child".
The most common question I get in my “Flashlight Self Defence” classes is “do flashlights really work against gunmen?” My answer is always the same “not from further than 75ft.” That’s why we call it the 75ft rule.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The most common question I get in my “Flashlight Self Defence” classes is “do flashlights really work against gunmen?” My answer is always the same “not from further than 75ft.” That’s why we call it the 75ft rule.
Some people like to talk about their ability to visualise objects vividly, in a somewhat smug tone. Let me tell you I can imagine entire year-long events in perfect detail, I once thought of the Peloponnesian war for a second, and was institutionalised for a year. So much death.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Some people like to talk about their ability to visualise objects vividly, in a somewhat smug tone. Let me tell you I can imagine entire year-long events in perfect detail, I once thought of the Peloponnesian war for a second, and was institutionalised for a year. So much death.
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The grey who’s been crashing on my couch has clearly started listing my place’s location as his contact coordinates
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The grey who’s been crashing on my couch has clearly started listing my place’s location as his contact coordinates
Old sweetheart of mine moved back into town, and I misjudged it as a Hallmark film opening. Nope, it's a Nordic noir opening. She has memory lapses from drinking and is looking into the murder of our old teacher. Lots of coffee and full frontal nudity, but it's been bleak coffee and nudity.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Old sweetheart of mine moved back into town, and I misjudged it as a Hallmark film opening. Nope, it's a Nordic noir opening. She has memory lapses from drinking and is looking into the murder of our old teacher. Lots of coffee and full frontal nudity, but it's been bleak coffee and nudity.
Arriving at work over an hour late on Monday wearing a full flower crown of daisies after receiving a "final warning" the previous Friday that my attitude was "inappropriately lackadaisical".
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Arriving at work over an hour late on Monday wearing a full flower crown of daisies after receiving a "final warning" the previous Friday that my attitude was "inappropriately lackadaisical".
Hendricks and the boys at Birch Shades Squash Club got together and sponsored a new cardiology wing for the local hospital. So we gathered the chaps from Smoky Fields Pall-Mall Society and we are proud to be the titular benefactors of the hospital's brand new cancer ward. Happy to help.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hendricks and the boys at Birch Shades Squash Club got together and sponsored a new cardiology wing for the local hospital. So we gathered the chaps from Smoky Fields Pall-Mall Society and we are proud to be the titular benefactors of the hospital's brand new cancer ward. Happy to help.
For a couple years in the 90s my uncle served as bitey man #2 for a charismatic Pentecostal preacher who had done snake handling, but was an avant-garde figure and wanted to play with the form. It was apparently a solid gig, but there was no room for advancement, bitey man #1 was too good.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For a couple years in the 90s my uncle served as bitey man #2 for a charismatic Pentecostal preacher who had done snake handling, but was an avant-garde figure and wanted to play with the form. It was apparently a solid gig, but there was no room for advancement, bitey man #1 was too good.
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The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.
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My wife referred to Godzooky as "Godzilla's son". First of all, his name is Godzooky, and he's related but distant cousins at best. Secondly, Godzilla hates him and is always trying to kill him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck we're doing married to each other.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My wife referred to Godzooky as "Godzilla's son". First of all, his name is Godzooky, and he's related but distant cousins at best. Secondly, Godzilla hates him and is always trying to kill him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck we're doing married to each other.