First D&D session as Winneur Gagnon went well, I did 33 damage to a frog beast and inspired my companions with some French war proverbs
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
First D&D session as Winneur Gagnon went well, I did 33 damage to a frog beast and inspired my companions with some French war proverbs
Frankenstein lovely film, could have used more sex but otherwise enjoyable
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Frankenstein lovely film, could have used more sex but otherwise enjoyable
the barefoot mechanic is in the shop and he's got the pry bar and torch out so it's probably going to be a fun youtube episode
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the barefoot mechanic is in the shop and he's got the pry bar and torch out so it's probably going to be a fun youtube episode
it's pretty easy to have a good life you just gotta figure it out
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
it's pretty easy to have a good life you just gotta figure it out
some big fights on tonight. getting really into brushing my teeth. hmm what else
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
some big fights on tonight. getting really into brushing my teeth. hmm what else
This would fucking happen to me I bet
Watching a children's giant monster movie when suddenly... HOLY SHIT! I did not expect it to go that hard.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This would fucking happen to me I bet
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Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
if you are my friend and want to come to a party celebrating my wife and I next summer please save the August 16th weekend for us in Toronto thank you
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
if you are my friend and want to come to a party celebrating my wife and I next summer please save the August 16th weekend for us in Toronto thank you
Wasp flew into my younger brother's pepsi straw and he pulled on it super hard and sucked the wasp into the back of his mouth where it stung him a bunch of times.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Wasp flew into my younger brother's pepsi straw and he pulled on it super hard and sucked the wasp into the back of his mouth where it stung him a bunch of times.
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grip your morning star
swing at the cop's swollen head
explodes like melon
swing at the cop's swollen head
explodes like melon
April 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
grip your morning star
swing at the cop's swollen head
explodes like melon
swing at the cop's swollen head
explodes like melon
youtube sticks an advertisement in the middle of the HD version of The Host of Seraphim and you know what? Fine whatever
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
youtube sticks an advertisement in the middle of the HD version of The Host of Seraphim and you know what? Fine whatever
At the gym at work, before work motivation
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
At the gym at work, before work motivation
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A little boy named Crispin has stolen a spoonful of your jam.
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
December 29, 2023 at 2:24 AM
A little boy named Crispin has stolen a spoonful of your jam.
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
Fuckin skies of November turning gloomy. And the gales are here early. Just great.
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fuckin skies of November turning gloomy. And the gales are here early. Just great.
My wife referred to Godzooky as "Godzilla's son". First of all, his name is Godzooky, and he's related but distant cousins at best. Secondly, Godzilla hates him and is always trying to kill him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck we're doing married to each other.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My wife referred to Godzooky as "Godzilla's son". First of all, his name is Godzooky, and he's related but distant cousins at best. Secondly, Godzilla hates him and is always trying to kill him. Sometimes I don't know what the fuck we're doing married to each other.
Smashing Machine more like the Crashing (out) machine
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Smashing Machine more like the Crashing (out) machine
Looking forward to seeing an American version of The Act of Killing in twenty years where a Chinese director has american fascists act out their crimes via the new season of fortnite or whatever
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Looking forward to seeing an American version of The Act of Killing in twenty years where a Chinese director has american fascists act out their crimes via the new season of fortnite or whatever
In about five days I'll try to make Whitefish bay....
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
In about five days I'll try to make Whitefish bay....
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Starting a new job and my hundred years of humiliation happening on the same Monday? What are the odds
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Starting a new job and my hundred years of humiliation happening on the same Monday? What are the odds
There's this show called the Witcher and it's making me racist against the polish
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
There's this show called the Witcher and it's making me racist against the polish