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waiting patiently for monday so i can resume work on last weeks pottery and start more pottery
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 PM
i am far from the strongest of my species but as a human i am still an apex predator and could fend off any suburban neighbourhood animals. i dont want any kerfuffles in the yard! you have to get along!! i know tool use!!
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
so far the squirrel buster has only succeeded at busting squirrels. apparently it can take a couple weeks (!!!) for birds to find your feeder and determine it is safe to eat at. its free seeds idiots you will be under my guardianship. i will be personally responsible for the birds.
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
it cant be that hard they had lamps in like olden times. and i yearn for the thrill
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
i told the instructor my lamp plan and she seemed concerned for my safety. this has emboldened me
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
ive been thinking about it and aside from people ive met through the internet i dont think ive met anyone who is open about having Internet Friends ... not even the plausibly deniable way of saying they have friends in far off places ... one does wonder if i am the biggest dork in my life ? nah
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
finally i can demonstrate their scale side by side. the much smaller red squirrel can usually hold his ground against our local 'grey' squirrel
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
got nervous when technology connections pulled our same model of toaster oven onto his desk but he said it was just fine so i dont have to put it in the garbage
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
wow simply precious
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
so has nobody said how many people were killed in the extremely precise action with 150 planes
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
hurting now for picture always
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
dw bud i got you too
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
my new project for pottery class will be to work my way up to a lamp. we have so many lamps but none of them are made by me personally, which will make it the most important
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i put out a bird feeder with some seeds and if birds dont start eating from it im going to have to put more tempting food like doritos and cheeseburgers in there
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
more animals should eat more of our trash. its done a lot for raccoon PR so i think other animals should help out too. its win-win for everybody
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
oil painting is so sick. i fell off like crazy last year
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
resolution is to stop scrolling on reddit so much what a dork ass thing to waste so much time doing. but you guys are going to need to tell me when a new tamagotchi is coming out
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
what do you even do i guess be alive in his honour a bit. we got to preserve the real ones we got left
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
damn thats a downer we werent like bffs or nothing but we had some fun together online RIP
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
clover pit i felt like i didnt have enough agency but i got a good couple hours out of it. glad to hear the new katamari ranks well
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ya i got my first tattoo there this year they rock. they will do whatever for you, even if the style doesnt really match their portfolio etc.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
tomorrow is going to be like a 12hr day possibly rolling over to boxing day i hope i get some sick ass presents. i always do but i still want more of them
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM