What made me, a guy who has donated more than 10k to candidates in the last dozen years but never actually voted vote? My therapist saying "is it actually easier to see your enemies win and move to London, than just be honest with your wife?" and me thinking yeah, it is.

Looking not exactly at you, but in your direction, with the clearest eyes you have ever seen, like eyes so clear, if you lived your life over with no stress, never doing anything to harm your body, you still couldn't achieve: "That's great, who's next?"

Generously at the midpoint of my life with the only meaningful connections I have made being to the firm (in the city), the sports team (in the city), and I guess my kids kinda (primarily with my ex, who lives in the city): "Yeah maybe I'll just bounce".

I'm not even into averages, but I would rather be with an average and make it work than lower myself to be with a mean at this point. No, really.

Also like Alina scoring points taking pictures of me awkwardly interacting with the dog captioning them "Look at this Lucius Malfoy motherfucker". It's like actually we're not into that stuff anymore, that's not cool either. You know? What I can't sell houses anymore? I can't make a living?

Writing a sincere but sparse post card to my distant father from the French Riviera "I enjoyed my enrichment treat and some relaxation."

While I trust your instincts Primpker, I fear it is this exact instinct in the hearts of men that has partially caused the quite tumultuous and rough ride the Polish state has taken throughout history in its various forms.

Evermore onwards towards victory, success and acclaim! Godspeed and fair winds.

I assume this is also what you told the sharpshooters.

I'm not political, if I vote I vote based on taxes and policing, never political stuff. But I'm heartbroken to hear this. I could not care less about politics, but I cannot abide sicko dog hurters.

I'd say that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a Fleshlight is a good guy with a Fleshlight, but as I've heard you explain there are no "bad guys" with Fleshlights, just misunderstood ones.

"No it's not illegal, but we don't have to allow it either, don't come back. And don't you dare look at those posters, boy. Don't come back!"

Congratulations!

I enter in a big red and green flannel shirt with fake snow on my shoulders holding comically large flowers, she's dressed only in a worn Fruit of the Loom t-shirt, body all sharp corners, bush and vodka out looking at a picture of her dad and the teacher together on a fishing trip in the '80s.