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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Jamelle Bouie assured me this could not happen.
look man at that point you get yourself arrested

it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Whiskey Pete in the Situation Room with fellow Tau pledges Skeet, Branlon, and Boner. They’re planning the great panty heist at the Sigma Sisters house, no matter what Dean Wormly says about it.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Mayor Mamdani has the opportunity to do the greatest thing ever.
This was once Park Avenue. Bring it back:
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The actual way to deal with this: if you see someone open carrying, just call 911 and tell them there’s a person brandishing a gun and talking to himself at xyz address, then get out of there. The problem will take care of itself! ♥️
9th Cir., 2-1, holds that open carry is protected by the Second Amendment even where a state allows concealed carry, strikes California's law banning urban open carry and its licensing law for open carry in rural counties.

cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This is what Jordan Peterson looks like right now
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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We need a 15 year old president named Goated Reality
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The hugely deadly Swiss nightclub fire began for the stupidest reason possible:
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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"Once you factor in New York’s relatively low number of auto accidents per capita — because so many people take public transit, which is much safer — it becomes clear that New York has a lower rate of violent death than almost anywhere else in America."
Notes on New York
The Big Apple had a pretty good 2025, but …
paulkrugman.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
All this so Elon musk can produce more child pornography.
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Oh is it a new year? I didn't notice. I only think in terms of centuries
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Neon Genesis Evangelion is ultimately about the need for a strong central government to invest massively in large scale infrastructure projects.
Both Akira and Evangelion are immensely dense, politically and philosophically charged works of art. Neither can be defined as explicitly left- or right-wing. Instead, they interweave a variety of intriguing political ideologies.
Your Anime is Political: The Radical Revolutions of Akira and Evangelion - Unseen Japan
Some anime are more than political. In fact, our author argues, two of the most well-known anime in history are downright revolutionary.
buff.ly
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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i’m ruined
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Elon Musk has killed himself.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My documentary crew and I (9 high cholesterol alphas doing constitutional carry) visited the so-called “Midvale School for the Gifted” and we pushed and pushed against the door and it didn’t even budge. More #fraud in #somaliapolis????
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The California DMV is in deep need of reform. Enraging stuff, uncovered by a team of reporters at @calmatters.org

calmatters.org/investigatio...
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I walked into the lobby at work today to find the pianist playing the haunting beautiful music from My Neighbor Totoro. Like entering a dream.
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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In Super Mario 64, Koopa the Quick has a subtle "don't waste the player's time" mechanic. If Mario is too far ahead or has already finished, Koopa the Quick will hurry up and finish up to 30 seconds faster just to not make the player wait too long at the goal.
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM