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Aspiring to be like David Yow but lacking physical courage
Pinned
i don’t really understand why the aloof, spindly nature of the greyhound doesn’t translate as “untrustworthy”. some sort of enchantment?
to achieve right speech you should aim to be the smallest person in the room - like a borrower, or a chihuahua
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
to achieve right speech you should aim to be the smallest person in the room - like a borrower, or a chihuahua
does anyone know how you mount a psychic palace coup to overthrow this kind of asshole
conceiving of the part of myself that’s always seeking out problems i can involve myself in as a scheming vizier is genuinely helpful
February 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
does anyone know how you mount a psychic palace coup to overthrow this kind of asshole
have you ever thought about putting a human turd through a playdoh machine. force it into a long star shaped tube or whatever
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
have you ever thought about putting a human turd through a playdoh machine. force it into a long star shaped tube or whatever
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Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
June 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
LLMs? no thanks i'll just carry on learning everything the hard way
February 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
LLMs? no thanks i'll just carry on learning everything the hard way
aquarium is actually a pretty sweet gig if you can handle the spectators. fish tank not so much but it really depends on the dimensions - it works for some people
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
aquarium is actually a pretty sweet gig if you can handle the spectators. fish tank not so much but it really depends on the dimensions - it works for some people
the prune and the cranberry are imbued with medicinal properties not granted to other fruits. apples have a similar claim but it’s more nebulous
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
the prune and the cranberry are imbued with medicinal properties not granted to other fruits. apples have a similar claim but it’s more nebulous
It’s a fixer-upper, they said. They assured me I’d be swimming in equity once I’d got some blokes in to look at the haemerrhoids and maybe also repatch the hairline
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
It’s a fixer-upper, they said. They assured me I’d be swimming in equity once I’d got some blokes in to look at the haemerrhoids and maybe also repatch the hairline
gratitude journaling is just your therapist making you write lines as punishment for your shitty attitude
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
gratitude journaling is just your therapist making you write lines as punishment for your shitty attitude
barney but kaiju
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
barney but kaiju
i think the punk ethic might have done irreparable harm to my life
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
i think the punk ethic might have done irreparable harm to my life
I am never going to understand KISS
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I am never going to understand KISS
Wife avoiding is a traditional multidisciplinary sport. It is typically practiced outside of the home (such as in bookmakers) but some advanced avoiders construct zones or dens in their houses to clock in the hours without braving the elements
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Wife avoiding is a traditional multidisciplinary sport. It is typically practiced outside of the home (such as in bookmakers) but some advanced avoiders construct zones or dens in their houses to clock in the hours without braving the elements
rap-metal crossovers only happen because they share fanbases that love gothic fonts. the merchandising opportunities are just too enticing
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
rap-metal crossovers only happen because they share fanbases that love gothic fonts. the merchandising opportunities are just too enticing
invocation ritual for eleven hours of heavy dreamless sleep 🪄✨✨
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
invocation ritual for eleven hours of heavy dreamless sleep 🪄✨✨
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Got a text message
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Got a text message
trying hard not to give in to the illusion that others’ lives are carefree and straightforward
February 11, 2026 at 11:47 AM
trying hard not to give in to the illusion that others’ lives are carefree and straightforward
hurting myself in my confusion like a pokemon
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
hurting myself in my confusion like a pokemon
i don’t really understand why the aloof, spindly nature of the greyhound doesn’t translate as “untrustworthy”. some sort of enchantment?
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
i don’t really understand why the aloof, spindly nature of the greyhound doesn’t translate as “untrustworthy”. some sort of enchantment?
my elderly father has just come across the word “canuck” for the first time but thinks it’s a long u. Canook.
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
my elderly father has just come across the word “canuck” for the first time but thinks it’s a long u. Canook.
earlier today in the break room, I saw a throng of coworkers commending their fellow on having brought in an esteemably well-fried egg atop their lunch.
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
earlier today in the break room, I saw a throng of coworkers commending their fellow on having brought in an esteemably well-fried egg atop their lunch.
i put out exactly one good record in my mid twenties and as a occasional treat on a special friday night i get to listen to it again and remember when things were cool as fuck for a few years
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i put out exactly one good record in my mid twenties and as a occasional treat on a special friday night i get to listen to it again and remember when things were cool as fuck for a few years
I have devised an elaborate system of pulleys and hoists for transporting my very large and very fragile ego around
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I have devised an elaborate system of pulleys and hoists for transporting my very large and very fragile ego around
i know i know, i'm sorry, i know it was meant in a good spirit, i'm just very sensitive to any criticism of Trout Mask Replica
February 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
i know i know, i'm sorry, i know it was meant in a good spirit, i'm just very sensitive to any criticism of Trout Mask Replica
i am focusing intensely and directing many annihilating beams of dark energy at all of your line managers
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i am focusing intensely and directing many annihilating beams of dark energy at all of your line managers