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Repost with your Friday energy. Repost with your mental state. Pick a single image from your gallery that represents your Bluesky posting style.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
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Some friends of mine (that I know in person! can vouch!) really could use some help keeping their housing (and their pets!) while they right themselves through a rough patch. It's relatively small ask, $-wise, so maybe some of you could help out too? gofund.me/de6e8b203
Donate to Help Keep Ash's Family Together, organized by Ashlynn Caniparoli
Hey all, Ashlynn here.
To make a long story short, I was not able to attend… Ashlynn Caniparoli needs your support for Help Keep Ash's Family Together
gofund.me
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Some friends of mine (that I know in person! can vouch!) really could use some help keeping their housing (and their pets!) while they right themselves through a rough patch. It's relatively small ask, $-wise, so maybe some of you could help out too? gofund.me/de6e8b203
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Very happy to announce the @raisingfilms.bsky.social creative residency is back again this year! uk based writers, directors & producers with caring responsibilities who would benefit from a week with fellow residents in the Yorkshire Dales please apply. All info in the cards attached. #RaisingFilms
February 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Very happy to announce the @raisingfilms.bsky.social creative residency is back again this year! uk based writers, directors & producers with caring responsibilities who would benefit from a week with fellow residents in the Yorkshire Dales please apply. All info in the cards attached. #RaisingFilms
A narrowboat chugged past with a strange finish, as if the entire cabin had been slathered in Nitromors and left to dry. An even spread of curls and flakes; is this the next step up from patination?
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A narrowboat chugged past with a strange finish, as if the entire cabin had been slathered in Nitromors and left to dry. An even spread of curls and flakes; is this the next step up from patination?
Argos gives extremely precise delivery times.
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Argos gives extremely precise delivery times.
Eating peculiarly long blackberries.
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Eating peculiarly long blackberries.
Walthamstow Marsh bird report
Moorhen up a tree
Another moorhen up another tree
Four egrets on the marsh
Misc.
Moorhen up a tree
Another moorhen up another tree
Four egrets on the marsh
Misc.
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Walthamstow Marsh bird report
Moorhen up a tree
Another moorhen up another tree
Four egrets on the marsh
Misc.
Moorhen up a tree
Another moorhen up another tree
Four egrets on the marsh
Misc.
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Happy Val, and tines
February 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Happy Val, and tines
“Charlie Bingham’s” is the new “expresso”
February 14, 2026 at 11:53 AM
“Charlie Bingham’s” is the new “expresso”
Add a word, ruin a movie:
It Follows Through
It Follows Through
Add a word, ruin a movie:
Godzilla’s What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Godzilla’s What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Add a word, ruin a movie
There Will Be Blood Oranges
There Will Be Blood Oranges
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Add a word, ruin a movie:
It Follows Through
It Follows Through
Going to stop doing Bluesky while I eat this pasty.
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Going to stop doing Bluesky while I eat this pasty.
Going to stop doing Bluesky while I eat this curry.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Going to stop doing Bluesky while I eat this curry.
Got a text message
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Got a text message
I haven’t seen a single word written about the Superbowl’s most important element – the adverts! Has Bad Bunny destroyed capitalism?
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I haven’t seen a single word written about the Superbowl’s most important element – the adverts! Has Bad Bunny destroyed capitalism?
Went to Home Bargains and got some home bargains. Already calling it “Home Bargs” as if I’m a regular.
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Went to Home Bargains and got some home bargains. Already calling it “Home Bargs” as if I’m a regular.
Rascible (adj): agreeable
Greeable (adj): irascible
Greeable (adj): irascible
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Rascible (adj): agreeable
Greeable (adj): irascible
Greeable (adj): irascible
We’re in Marks and Spencer café. It’s big and full and, apart from a little girl in a Bluey onesie, we’re the youngest people here.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
We’re in Marks and Spencer café. It’s big and full and, apart from a little girl in a Bluey onesie, we’re the youngest people here.
Portrait Artist of the Year
Landscape Artist of the Year
Square Format Artist of the Year
Landscape Artist of the Year
Square Format Artist of the Year
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Portrait Artist of the Year
Landscape Artist of the Year
Square Format Artist of the Year
Landscape Artist of the Year
Square Format Artist of the Year
Watching the new Netflix documentary ‘The Contrast Pocket Fleece: A Fashion Revolution’
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Watching the new Netflix documentary ‘The Contrast Pocket Fleece: A Fashion Revolution’
No-nonsense coffee at the aptly named Just Coffee in Chester
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
No-nonsense coffee at the aptly named Just Coffee in Chester
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Norwich people. Really sorry to ask but does anyone have any experience of getting home care for the elderly in the area? Any advice most welcome x
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Norwich people. Really sorry to ask but does anyone have any experience of getting home care for the elderly in the area? Any advice most welcome x
In the indoor market I saw a lad with a hi-top fade so good that I wanted to congratulate him on it, but he seemed to be enjoying his video call so I didn’t bother him.
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
In the indoor market I saw a lad with a hi-top fade so good that I wanted to congratulate him on it, but he seemed to be enjoying his video call so I didn’t bother him.
Mum was perplexed by the sixteen-pack of Andrex Ultimate Quilt toilet rolls and the bag of Simply Roasted sea salt crisps in her grocery order. She’d only requested nine toilet rolls, but the sixteen-packs were on offer and the nines weren’t. The crisps, I explained, were an impulse purchase.
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Mum was perplexed by the sixteen-pack of Andrex Ultimate Quilt toilet rolls and the bag of Simply Roasted sea salt crisps in her grocery order. She’d only requested nine toilet rolls, but the sixteen-packs were on offer and the nines weren’t. The crisps, I explained, were an impulse purchase.
An amazing assertion I remember from Twitter, pretty much word for word: Milo* can’t be racist because he’s gay and gay people are oppressed and racism is oppression and the oppressed can’t be the oppressor.
*Milo
*Milo
Just seen somebody say that Mandelson can't have done anything illegal "because he's gay".
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
Alt: a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
An amazing assertion I remember from Twitter, pretty much word for word: Milo* can’t be racist because he’s gay and gay people are oppressed and racism is oppression and the oppressed can’t be the oppressor.
*Milo
*Milo
Beetrooted my sweatshirt with the napkin I used to wipe beetroot off my face. Gave it (sweatshirt) a good scrub with a damp cloth that turned out to be a bit smelly. Unsatisfactory.
February 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Beetrooted my sweatshirt with the napkin I used to wipe beetroot off my face. Gave it (sweatshirt) a good scrub with a damp cloth that turned out to be a bit smelly. Unsatisfactory.
I’m about to try using the London Taxicard app to book a taxi.
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I’m about to try using the London Taxicard app to book a taxi.