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It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
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People of London! PLEASE SHARE. I lost my necklace last night (10th Nov), and I'm hoping someone has found it. I caught the Northern Line from High Barnet to Leicester Square, then walked to the Prince Charles Cinema, then the same back again. I only noticed it was gone when I got home.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
People of London! PLEASE SHARE. I lost my necklace last night (10th Nov), and I'm hoping someone has found it. I caught the Northern Line from High Barnet to Leicester Square, then walked to the Prince Charles Cinema, then the same back again. I only noticed it was gone when I got home.
Origin story
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November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Origin story
Rented holiday flat in Cornwall. Top bunk. Got out of bed a bit too vigorously and bashed my head on the spiky Arsetex. Unpleasant.
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Rented holiday flat in Cornwall. Top bunk. Got out of bed a bit too vigorously and bashed my head on the spiky Arsetex. Unpleasant.
Ordered Dad a tastefully grainy ash walking stick. Eyeing up a smoove acacia number for myself.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ordered Dad a tastefully grainy ash walking stick. Eyeing up a smoove acacia number for myself.
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Bookselling friends. Sad news if you’ve not heard, the very wonderful @feexby.bsky.social has gone to the great Dr Who/The Archers mashup in the sky. He was a wonderful, warm, brilliant, very clever & very funny man. My latter contact with him was all on socials but I was glad to have him in my life
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Bookselling friends. Sad news if you’ve not heard, the very wonderful @feexby.bsky.social has gone to the great Dr Who/The Archers mashup in the sky. He was a wonderful, warm, brilliant, very clever & very funny man. My latter contact with him was all on socials but I was glad to have him in my life
What I don’t understand is: I got up at 6:45 and now it’s 12:45. WTF
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
What I don’t understand is: I got up at 6:45 and now it’s 12:45. WTF
Not 100% sure but I may have just seen Alex Lawther up the market, hiding in a beard.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not 100% sure but I may have just seen Alex Lawther up the market, hiding in a beard.
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Croissant flakes and raspberry jam this time.
Just aimed a big grin out of the window in case anyone in the building opposite was watching me lick Marmite off my plate.
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Croissant flakes and raspberry jam this time.
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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Morning all. Can anyone advise on best UK source of letter/number decals to make up a set for either side of a 1/24 scale lorry??? #histscalemodels
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Morning all. Can anyone advise on best UK source of letter/number decals to make up a set for either side of a 1/24 scale lorry??? #histscalemodels
Oh marvellous *buys Skechers slip-ins*
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Oh marvellous *buys Skechers slip-ins*
Just realised, two of my favourite middle aged men who stand (or sit) on a stage and talk about (among other things) the vagaries of being middle aged men are Moran and Maron.
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just realised, two of my favourite middle aged men who stand (or sit) on a stage and talk about (among other things) the vagaries of being middle aged men are Moran and Maron.
What the dickens? The rotters haven’t ruddy well given me this option!
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What the dickens? The rotters haven’t ruddy well given me this option!
Police said the suspect’s internet search history was “almost entirely cardigans”
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Police said the suspect’s internet search history was “almost entirely cardigans”
Had my flu jab today, so I expect to be mashup just in time for the weekend.
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Had my flu jab today, so I expect to be mashup just in time for the weekend.
Mum’s happy with her Ocado order, although the melt-in-the-middle fishcakes were unavailable and the packet of digestive biscuits is unusually small.
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mum’s happy with her Ocado order, although the melt-in-the-middle fishcakes were unavailable and the packet of digestive biscuits is unusually small.
oh no all the bar stool sports have gone
We Asked AI To Show Us How New York Will Look If Mamdani Wins
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
oh no all the bar stool sports have gone
Current hair situation
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Current hair situation