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It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
Saw my neighbour taking his Christmas tree out earlier. Waltham Forest police have given me an incident number.
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Saw my neighbour taking his Christmas tree out earlier. Waltham Forest police have given me an incident number.
Greatest Hits
What's your favorite album by Various Artists?
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Greatest Hits
Helicopters gonna helicopt.
Friendly reminder
Helico-pter. Spinning wing
Not heli-copter
Helico-pter. Spinning wing
Not heli-copter
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Helicopters gonna helicopt.
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Long shot, does anyone have an unwanted rabbit hutch in London?
Poor thing was found abandoned on Wanstead Flats today and we are considering giving it an emergency home
Poor thing was found abandoned on Wanstead Flats today and we are considering giving it an emergency home
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Long shot, does anyone have an unwanted rabbit hutch in London?
Poor thing was found abandoned on Wanstead Flats today and we are considering giving it an emergency home
Poor thing was found abandoned on Wanstead Flats today and we are considering giving it an emergency home
Valentine (Peter Fonda)’s head of security Avery was naggingly familiar. I didn’t twig until the credits; it’s Barry Newman – Kowalski from Vanishing Point, 28 years later.
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Valentine (Peter Fonda)’s head of security Avery was naggingly familiar. I didn’t twig until the credits; it’s Barry Newman – Kowalski from Vanishing Point, 28 years later.
You telling me a pig transplanted this organ?
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You telling me a pig transplanted this organ?
Lou went over to feed the neighbour’s huge fluffy cats and found one of them had done a big tod in the hallway, then covered it up with a giant Tetley Tea slipper.
December 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Lou went over to feed the neighbour’s huge fluffy cats and found one of them had done a big tod in the hallway, then covered it up with a giant Tetley Tea slipper.
The top right pic, the East Bay Dragons, is one of my favourite photos. I had a crudely blown up copy on my workshop wall for years.
true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The top right pic, the East Bay Dragons, is one of my favourite photos. I had a crudely blown up copy on my workshop wall for years.
Deb Grant just played Surfin’ Bird by the Trashmen. That is a genuinely unhinged thing.
December 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Deb Grant just played Surfin’ Bird by the Trashmen. That is a genuinely unhinged thing.
Boxing Day knee
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Boxing Day knee
Batman Begins
This whole movie hinges on Caine being able to say lines like “Why it’s Fozziwig’s old rubber chicken factory!” with a straight face.
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Batman Begins
Happy Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Happy Christmas!
I’m having the traditional British Christmas breakfast of croissant with Comté.
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I’m having the traditional British Christmas breakfast of croissant with Comté.
Just been up to see the wonderful owlcat and her human employee. When we arrived she was sitting in her bed, a big soft shadow with an expression of disbelief, wearing a ruff.
Neighbour’s absolute flump of a cat* was a bit twitchy but not bad at all. More annoyed at being kept awake.
*may actually be a owl
*may actually be a owl
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just been up to see the wonderful owlcat and her human employee. When we arrived she was sitting in her bed, a big soft shadow with an expression of disbelief, wearing a ruff.
Pretty brisk outside. Friend walked over from just two buildings away and when she came in she smelled of cold fresh air.
December 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pretty brisk outside. Friend walked over from just two buildings away and when she came in she smelled of cold fresh air.
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Christmas Eve: my lass spends the morning deconstructing and critically assessing various hampers generously gifted by US law firms; nothing escapes comment; product listings scrubbed; cross checks made. The Spirit of Christmas: alive.
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Christmas Eve: my lass spends the morning deconstructing and critically assessing various hampers generously gifted by US law firms; nothing escapes comment; product listings scrubbed; cross checks made. The Spirit of Christmas: alive.
I was visited by a ghost last night (got up for a piss but there was no piss)
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was visited by a ghost last night (got up for a piss but there was no piss)
Some enthusiastic teenage lads on the telly busted my #Whamageddon …but I was still playing from last year.
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Some enthusiastic teenage lads on the telly busted my #Whamageddon …but I was still playing from last year.
Watched The Limey, didn’t I?
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Watched The Limey, didn’t I?
I just spent some time replying to a post that turned out to have been deleted. I don’t want it to have been wasted effort though, so here it is:
But…but…the chemistry between John David Washington and Elizabeth Debicki…
But…but…the chemistry between John David Washington and Elizabeth Debicki…
December 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I just spent some time replying to a post that turned out to have been deleted. I don’t want it to have been wasted effort though, so here it is:
But…but…the chemistry between John David Washington and Elizabeth Debicki…
But…but…the chemistry between John David Washington and Elizabeth Debicki…
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This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
Save Rowans Tenpin Bowl
Rowans, a beloved North London institution, is under threat. Haringey Council is reviewing new plans that could see the iconic bowling alley bulldozed and replaced with up to 190 flats.
The Council do...
you.38degrees.org.uk
December 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
Not great photos, but pleased to have finally got @jontofski.bsky.social’s ‘Asakusa Fugu’ print framed and hung.
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Not great photos, but pleased to have finally got @jontofski.bsky.social’s ‘Asakusa Fugu’ print framed and hung.
Just used a plastic fork to remove several Madeira cake crumbs from my right turnup.
December 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just used a plastic fork to remove several Madeira cake crumbs from my right turnup.
Relinquishing control of the Bluetooth speaker to sister-not-in-law may not have been the move.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Relinquishing control of the Bluetooth speaker to sister-not-in-law may not have been the move.