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You’ll usually find me in either half price Vans, or something handmade in Northampton (also half price).
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You’ll usually find me in either half price Vans, or something handmade in Northampton (also half price).
Miffed that I can’t get VAT relief on them, because they’re too fancy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Miffed that I can’t get VAT relief on them, because they’re too fancy.
At least it doesn’t look like you could impale yourself on it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At least it doesn’t look like you could impale yourself on it.
That sounds swish. Do you have a bit of appetite for them?
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That sounds swish. Do you have a bit of appetite for them?
That ain’t no good. Online friends can be pretty good, if you like that sort of thing.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That ain’t no good. Online friends can be pretty good, if you like that sort of thing.
I can’t believe he’s single!
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I can’t believe he’s single!
I’ve seen It now.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve seen It now.
I haven’t seen it. I’m picturing a Labuban centipede.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I haven’t seen it. I’m picturing a Labuban centipede.
I’ve always liked him – he’s the sole reason I watched Man of Steel, for instance – but I only recently learned he has this incredible DGAF attitude. So now I like him even more.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I’ve always liked him – he’s the sole reason I watched Man of Steel, for instance – but I only recently learned he has this incredible DGAF attitude. So now I like him even more.
My mum, who recently taught herself to text on her non-smart phone, always signs off with a cheerful emoticon :-D
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My mum, who recently taught herself to text on her non-smart phone, always signs off with a cheerful emoticon :-D
Oh no. I’m so sorry to hear this. She must have had the best time, living with you. All those breakfasts!
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Oh no. I’m so sorry to hear this. She must have had the best time, living with you. All those breakfasts!
And now it’s 7:45 for some reason.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
And now it’s 7:45 for some reason.
I made this exact comparison when I saw one staring at me through a cafe window. The cafe was by a bridge so the pavement was at my eye level, this guardian of the netherworld hulking at me with its beady eyes.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I made this exact comparison when I saw one staring at me through a cafe window. The cafe was by a bridge so the pavement was at my eye level, this guardian of the netherworld hulking at me with its beady eyes.
Something I loved about the original was the bratty ponytail villain with family problems, does the remake retain that?
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Something I loved about the original was the bratty ponytail villain with family problems, does the remake retain that?
Thanks Matthew. God damn it. One of my favourite online people ever. Thanks to him I always refer to high street bargain shops as World of Pound.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thanks Matthew. God damn it. One of my favourite online people ever. Thanks to him I always refer to high street bargain shops as World of Pound.
The 50 respects of Christmas
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The 50 respects of Christmas
Same, and I was a skinny speccy studious teenage boy in north-west England in the ‘80s.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Same, and I was a skinny speccy studious teenage boy in north-west England in the ‘80s.