Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
Offputting to want it this badly. Understudy reeking of flop sweat at the first hint he might go on
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Offputting to want it this badly. Understudy reeking of flop sweat at the first hint he might go on
Person behind this spam, I would love to support you in your creative writing goals. You deserve a different kind of life
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Person behind this spam, I would love to support you in your creative writing goals. You deserve a different kind of life
Can someone who isn’t a total dullard please have a batshit rococo scandal for a change
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can someone who isn’t a total dullard please have a batshit rococo scandal for a change
Annoyed at every angle of opinion
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Annoyed at every angle of opinion
Leaf peaking this morning in gay communist Muslim New York City (God’s country)
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Leaf peaking this morning in gay communist Muslim New York City (God’s country)
You cannot defeat death by pretending the time has not passed. You will succeed only in wasting whatever of it you have left
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You cannot defeat death by pretending the time has not passed. You will succeed only in wasting whatever of it you have left
Checking out some screenshot sniping betwixt mufos
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Checking out some screenshot sniping betwixt mufos
I want you to put the word out that we back up
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I want you to put the word out that we back up
Guy’s friend humors his delusions and this is the thanks he gets
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Guy’s friend humors his delusions and this is the thanks he gets
That's right "Ambien". Fuck the pervs
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
That's right "Ambien". Fuck the pervs
Going to bed on a potential Hater’s Eve
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Going to bed on a potential Hater’s Eve
Had two drinks and moved to compose this
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Had two drinks and moved to compose this
I guess everyone is freaking out about the election this morning but I think this is actually right. For instance I am doing this
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I guess everyone is freaking out about the election this morning but I think this is actually right. For instance I am doing this
Checking out hurricane live cams
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Checking out hurricane live cams
I’m so glad they’re piping the good hallucinations into my cell
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m so glad they’re piping the good hallucinations into my cell
Enough with the purity tests...most of the authentic, tell-it-like-it-is men I know have tattoos like this
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Enough with the purity tests...most of the authentic, tell-it-like-it-is men I know have tattoos like this
700th London game of the season after 4 whiskey cocktails last night
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
700th London game of the season after 4 whiskey cocktails last night