ovine grace
@drjacobram.bsky.social
I'm sitting my cold ass down and listening
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I'm sitting my cold ass down and listening
Every winter, for about a week, I wish I owned a couple pairs of long underwear. Maybe one day I won't stop thinking about it instantly when the weather gets two degrees warmer
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Every winter, for about a week, I wish I owned a couple pairs of long underwear. Maybe one day I won't stop thinking about it instantly when the weather gets two degrees warmer
This is the year I come up with an amusing phrase that people vaguely remember without ever associating it with my name
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is the year I come up with an amusing phrase that people vaguely remember without ever associating it with my name
Turning on my monitor
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Turning on my monitor
She's adorable, and grey at exactly the right time
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
She's adorable, and grey at exactly the right time
Nobody's prematurely grey or surprisingly agile. That's just novelslop
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Nobody's prematurely grey or surprisingly agile. That's just novelslop
A dime and dozen (1.3 USD)
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 AM
A dime and dozen (1.3 USD)
I'm always asking by dint of what stuff is
January 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm always asking by dint of what stuff is
That guy's a real Scrooge, by which I mean a kind and generous fellow who has turned his life around
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
That guy's a real Scrooge, by which I mean a kind and generous fellow who has turned his life around
If you don't have a skeleton and you need your soft goop held together, a shell simply can't be beat
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
If you don't have a skeleton and you need your soft goop held together, a shell simply can't be beat
Enough joy to the world and goodwill to all mankind. The posting year begins anew
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Enough joy to the world and goodwill to all mankind. The posting year begins anew
The things I could tell you had I the Freedom of Speech!
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The things I could tell you had I the Freedom of Speech!
I'm a fifteen-minute walk from all necessities and services as we speak, and I might avail myself of some of them
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'm a fifteen-minute walk from all necessities and services as we speak, and I might avail myself of some of them
'Nature' swiped my other post idea about fifty years ago
December 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
'Nature' swiped my other post idea about fifty years ago
Have Spray Paint — Will Stencil haha. I don't know who that is, by the way
December 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Have Spray Paint — Will Stencil haha. I don't know who that is, by the way
The one homie who is unto himself
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The one homie who is unto himself
Two arms, two legs, one head... the "Classic Physique"
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Two arms, two legs, one head... the "Classic Physique"
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Nicholas Africano, The Scream, 1976
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135739
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135739
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Cute gay postman ran up the stairs to bring me my package. This city is afraid of me
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Cute gay postman ran up the stairs to bring me my package. This city is afraid of me
The concept for Geometry Wars is terrifying. I can't countenance the idea that shapes don't live in perfect harmony with one another
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The concept for Geometry Wars is terrifying. I can't countenance the idea that shapes don't live in perfect harmony with one another
I'm the guy who "performs" inconsequential pop culture opinions. It's not clear why I do it but everyone agrees I'm a real stinker
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm the guy who "performs" inconsequential pop culture opinions. It's not clear why I do it but everyone agrees I'm a real stinker
Come on bro that looks like the finish on a tacky SUV
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Come on bro that looks like the finish on a tacky SUV