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Tim Price
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Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
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Feels like I’m aiming for a moving target here
thickened to a very thick consistency. It should almost be the consistency of a semi thinned out condensed soup.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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You don’t want your personality erased and overridden by an alien mind virus, and yet you still want to participate in society! Curious.
A post on the Pluribus sub that says: Mods in /pluribustv are removing posts and coments with no reason. I don't understand why, but any criticism about Carol is being removed. Has anyone experienced this? OP explains that their post that got removed was “I want to be independent! But when are you comming to colect my trash?”
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Partagaz from Andor with a speech bubble trailing upward
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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K.O. is like “I will not go quietly from this news cycle. I need you all thinking about my weird sexual proclivities too”
Trust me. I've known @Olivianuzzi since 2011. She's not on the level
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Important update, his trainer also posted a photo of him in his graduation cap
Percy looking proud of himself
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Axe murderer’s neighbors: “He was always so quiet”
Olivia Nuzzi begging Ann Coulter to notice her
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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My mom got him a holiday sweater but unless you’re viewing him from above he just looks like Waldo
Puppy in a red and white striped sweater It has Santa Claus on the back
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Someday we’ll find an answer
Olivia Nazi tweeting “Why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources?”
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Help, I think the cats found out about Santa Claus
Me with a cat on my lap and another cat on the desk The second cat climbing onto my lap to join the first one Fully occupied lap
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Mr. Business has officially clocked out for the long weekend and wishes you all a happy Thanksgiving
A cat flopped over on the floor with his belly showing The same cat falling asleep on a red blanket
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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My dog graduated today
Puppy diploma certifying that he graduated puppy day training Puppy on a blanket that looks like a tortilla
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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“It’s actually full of antioxidants, but if you can your own you don’t have to pay the markup.”
RFK Jr. talks to Roseanne
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Watching some Thanksgiving classics to get in the holiday spirit
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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We MUST stop doing this to the good people of Middle-earth
Earendil in bio
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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400+ electoral votes
The average Mark Kelly fan/average Blake Masters enjoyer meme trying to portray Kelly as soy for being an astronaut
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I believe you but at the same time that’s none of my business
A quote post that says “Take a step into a ballet studio in fall/winter and every other dancer will have a no-sleeved puffy vest either on or with them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” and then includes a screenshot of some image search results of ballet dancers wearing puffy vests
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I was going to say Idaho should change its state motto to “We live for this shit” but the current one isn’t too far off.
Motto: Esto perpetua (Latin for “Let it be perpetual”)
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The coloring is off but he kind of looks like That Yellow Bastard
The yellow bastard from the Sin City movie
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Edited screenshot of Seinfeld with Elaine saying “Perhaps there’s more to RFK Jr. than meets the eye” and Jerry replying “No. There’s less.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Alright
My dog lying upside down at my feet
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Went to see Wick2ed and man all the behind-the-scenes drama makes so much of that movie way weirder than it has to be. lol
Holding fingers/space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Failson Billionaire: You think I make a lot of money? Well have you considered I also have to spend some of it
Hal Steinbrenner said it is "not fair" to assume the Yankees make a profit. "I don't want to get into it, but that's not a fair statement or an accurate statement. Everybody wants to talk about revenues. They need to talk about our expenses, including the $100 million dollar expense to the City of New York that we have to pay every February 1, including the Covid year. So it all starts to add up in a hurry."
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Not crashing out but in fact crashing in
Jan 6 rioters breaking into the Capitol
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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So true Noahp
Jan 6 rioters inside the Capitol
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Trump holding a football
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM