Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
lol but also, gross
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
lol but also, gross
*almost* the consistency of *semi* thinned out condensed soup — so something like soup, basically
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
*almost* the consistency of *semi* thinned out condensed soup — so something like soup, basically
The Worst Person in the World
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The Worst Person in the World
I kind of feel bad for some of these people that they’re just fully unable to process a show with a female protagonist
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I kind of feel bad for some of these people that they’re just fully unable to process a show with a female protagonist
You don’t want your personality erased and overridden by an alien mind virus, and yet you still want to participate in society! Curious.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You don’t want your personality erased and overridden by an alien mind virus, and yet you still want to participate in society! Curious.
Mike Wheeler is going to bench press Vecna
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Mike Wheeler is going to bench press Vecna
Let’s show them why it’s called down under, boys
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Let’s show them why it’s called down under, boys
You thought they forgot about this storyline
The current mayor of New York City, who isn't Jewish, tells the forthcoming mayor of New York City that in order to prove he is not an antisemite he should commit to being part of the Israel Day parade in May 2026.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You thought they forgot about this storyline
I’m sure it would have made his day if she responded. He could have been in her book as The Newsman
it's not even the 10th strangest thing here but I'm kinda fascinated at the editorial choice to tag her. feels classically "man of a certain age"
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m sure it would have made his day if she responded. He could have been in her book as The Newsman
He should be in Lizza’s comments posting “First.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
He should be in Lizza’s comments posting “First.”
It’s been eight days, get over it. The wolves barely got to her
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It’s been eight days, get over it. The wolves barely got to her
Important update, his trainer also posted a photo of him in his graduation cap
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Important update, his trainer also posted a photo of him in his graduation cap
They all keep calling her a Karen. You know the premise is that she doesn’t get along with people and the alien virus is trying to forcibly convert her, right. That’s the show
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They all keep calling her a Karen. You know the premise is that she doesn’t get along with people and the alien virus is trying to forcibly convert her, right. That’s the show
Axe murderer’s neighbors: “He was always so quiet”
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Axe murderer’s neighbors: “He was always so quiet”
“Millions of people are watching a racist cartoon about Will Stancil.” No, there’s a gas leak in your house and your shit about to explode
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“Millions of people are watching a racist cartoon about Will Stancil.” No, there’s a gas leak in your house and your shit about to explode