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sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]
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the only “based balls” i care about are in my fricken underwear! 😂
ballroom this, ballroom that. the only “ballroom” i care about is in my fricken underwear! 😂
October 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Dude's doing the Bayonetta dodge-offset
fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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I find Beavis and Butthead entirely too relatable. It's like I know that I am them, underneath all the accretions of civilization.
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
twitchin
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
fatty pinner lore drop: i have a half brother who i’ve never met who’s around 10 years older than me, don’t know how to find him or basically anything about him. i know his first name and his mum’s first name and i know he lived in Vietnam for a bit and that he worked as a software developer
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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*trump does the first selfless act of his life*

time to make fun of him 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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are you on your phone? you COULD be working on music 💯
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i use the thumbs up emoji a lot. but in a Canadian way not a boomer way 👍
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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flask with built-in cigarette/joint holder 👍
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the thing about AI using a lot of water… what do we mean by “using”, like the water doesn’t disappear after? it’s just warmer now?
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Happy November 14th
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
i yawn to equalize the pressure in my ears. but in so doing, it unequalizes the pressure in YOUR ears. so then you yawn. that’s why yawns are contagious
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
okay i’ll bite. what is “flirting”
I flirt dirty, because I’m on the toilet
I flirt sexily, because I am sexy
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
really Geoff? you’d rather fuck to Weird Al?
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i’m not okay, you’re not okay
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the fallen walnut leaves on my lawn [to the tune of Nirvana’s Rape Me]: 🎶 RAKE MEEE 🎶
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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worst trick the devil ever played was convincing people that disco sucks
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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A funereal blimp, call that a dirgible
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
crushmaxxing at the crushmageddon
See! This is what i need! I need a CRUSHAGOPOLIS!
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
goon a movie

“Gune”
Goon a movie

"Paper Goon"
Goon a movie

"Goongarry Goon Ross"
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
coming back from the music festival extremely inspired & motivated

i’m writing songs lately, and it’s like “i just need 1 more piece of gear/a grant for $20k/a car to tour in/etc etc and then i can present my art”

then you go to a fest and ppl with the most busted-ass gear & no money & no car >
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
US finally getting on Canada’s level
The US Mint has said that it will end the production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM