Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie
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Welp guess we're starting from scratch. You may know me from impassioned takes in things you've never heard of and being horny online (she/her)
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Yeah sorry everybody, Donald Trump read my account specifically and now he's invading Venezuela and also thinks Xenoblade 3 was the best one, that's on me.
Also God you can tell Yglesias has never read a history book about a non-imperialist nation before
Also God you can tell Yglesias has never read a history book about a non-imperialist nation before
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Yeah sorry everybody, Donald Trump read my account specifically and now he's invading Venezuela and also thinks Xenoblade 3 was the best one, that's on me.
Also God you can tell Yglesias has never read a history book about a non-imperialist nation before
Also God you can tell Yglesias has never read a history book about a non-imperialist nation before
I will say about Metroid Prime 4: this Sylux dude's been giving me probably my favourite rival fights in the series. I kinda love this dude (I never played Hunters, I know nothing about him).
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I will say about Metroid Prime 4: this Sylux dude's been giving me probably my favourite rival fights in the series. I kinda love this dude (I never played Hunters, I know nothing about him).
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
Okay but seriously why Greenland though? Is it just because not a lot of people live there and it looks big on most America-centric maps?
These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Okay but seriously why Greenland though? Is it just because not a lot of people live there and it looks big on most America-centric maps?
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thinking about PSY, who was right
anyway PSY was right
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
thinking about PSY, who was right
Jesus fuckin' Christ, this asshole
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Jesus fuckin' Christ, this asshole
MY MOM: "I'm seeing some friends so, if you have any idea what to get two women approaching sixty-five..?"
ME: "I mean I've got some extra estrogen if they want it I guess?"
ME: "I mean I've got some extra estrogen if they want it I guess?"
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
MY MOM: "I'm seeing some friends so, if you have any idea what to get two women approaching sixty-five..?"
ME: "I mean I've got some extra estrogen if they want it I guess?"
ME: "I mean I've got some extra estrogen if they want it I guess?"
Oh that is a tragic mustache situation, we gotta give this dude laser for his own good
Fucked up and let Instagram know that I like political shit and I like gay shit so now I am sentenced to see posts like this forever
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Oh that is a tragic mustache situation, we gotta give this dude laser for his own good
Also like, if they've got this man (because I refuse to call a 23 year old a kid come the fuck on) on the super secret international mission with colossal ramifications, I think he's probably pretty goddamned all-in at that point
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Also like, if they've got this man (because I refuse to call a 23 year old a kid come the fuck on) on the super secret international mission with colossal ramifications, I think he's probably pretty goddamned all-in at that point
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America truly is the new Rome, in that the American Empire history nerds two thousand years from now are either going to be the coolest or worst people all their friends know.
Where's the praetorian guard when you need 'em?
Where's the praetorian guard when you need 'em?
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
America truly is the new Rome, in that the American Empire history nerds two thousand years from now are either going to be the coolest or worst people all their friends know.
Where's the praetorian guard when you need 'em?
Where's the praetorian guard when you need 'em?
I like how they carved the three westernmost provinces in half and then got bored
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I like how they carved the three westernmost provinces in half and then got bored
lmao god this paper sucks so hard
NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
lmao god this paper sucks so hard
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omg its so crazy you say that cause me and all my trans friends just decided we're gonna kill and eat you ❤️
January 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
omg its so crazy you say that cause me and all my trans friends just decided we're gonna kill and eat you ❤️
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at least part of everything this government does is to impress a handful of psychos on twitter
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
at least part of everything this government does is to impress a handful of psychos on twitter
Help I'm trapped in a really hack satirical novel
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Help I'm trapped in a really hack satirical novel
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
wrt the last skeet: you know there's a bit at the end of Jacob Geller's vid on Metal Gear Rising where he talks about how the most fantastical part of the game is the asshole senator just saying what he believes out loud, and there's a followup that we should probably start taking into consideration
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
wrt the last skeet: you know there's a bit at the end of Jacob Geller's vid on Metal Gear Rising where he talks about how the most fantastical part of the game is the asshole senator just saying what he believes out loud, and there's a followup that we should probably start taking into consideration
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So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.
Q: China, Russia, and Iran have interests in Venezuela. How does this operation affect your relationships with them?
TRUMP: In terms of other countries that want oil, we're in the oil business. We're gonna sell it to them. We'll be selling oil.
TRUMP: In terms of other countries that want oil, we're in the oil business. We're gonna sell it to them. We'll be selling oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.
Damn he just like me fr
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Damn he just like me fr
Honestly this is probably by design. Weekend after a holiday, one that's well known for causing hangovers? They probably timed it for when the populace wouldn't really be paying attention
I sleep in and we kidnap a sitting head of state and just declare ourselves the owner of it. I hate it. I hate this place and I hate our politicians, I can't fucking stand it
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Honestly this is probably by design. Weekend after a holiday, one that's well known for causing hangovers? They probably timed it for when the populace wouldn't really be paying attention
My family has straight up acknowledged that I'm probably not going to make my cousin's wedding with the casual indifference of me being busy at work and not, you know, potentially being held as a political prisoner because I happen to be a trans woman with some left-leaning views
Talking with people at a holiday gathering here in Toronto last night, and when it came up, most of us nodded that we likely won’t ever visit the United States again.
It’s a weird feeling, and weird to acknowledge in a group.
It’s a weird feeling, and weird to acknowledge in a group.
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
My family has straight up acknowledged that I'm probably not going to make my cousin's wedding with the casual indifference of me being busy at work and not, you know, potentially being held as a political prisoner because I happen to be a trans woman with some left-leaning views
God I hate this Kirk Van Houten-ass motherfucker (Poilievre I mean, not McPherson)
This is a dangerous and irresponsible response.
Cheering the illegal abduction of a foreign head of state and celebrating U.S. control over another country is wrong.
Canada cannot pick & choose when international law applies. If the rules only matter when it’s convenient, they don’t protect anyone
Cheering the illegal abduction of a foreign head of state and celebrating U.S. control over another country is wrong.
Canada cannot pick & choose when international law applies. If the rules only matter when it’s convenient, they don’t protect anyone
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
God I hate this Kirk Van Houten-ass motherfucker (Poilievre I mean, not McPherson)
Okay wow, the Ice Belt is one of the best levels in the Metroid Prime series, that level ruled. Cribbing a lot from the Phendrana Labs but it had enough of its own identity that I would put it in a top 5 for the series easily. Boss was better than that clusterfuck Volt Forge one too
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Okay wow, the Ice Belt is one of the best levels in the Metroid Prime series, that level ruled. Cribbing a lot from the Phendrana Labs but it had enough of its own identity that I would put it in a top 5 for the series easily. Boss was better than that clusterfuck Volt Forge one too