SpiderHyphenMan
@spiderhyphenman.bsky.social
Somehow a government employee. He/him.
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Democrats: *reaches out to drowning person, hi-fives them"
Republicans: "Reaching out to drowning people is now illegal."
Republicans: "Reaching out to drowning people is now illegal."
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We have many fewer guns than them. We have 100 times as many people as them. Even from a purely strategic perspective, it’s insane to pursue any means of resistance but one that negates their superior military force and advantages the side with the greater number of eyes and ears.
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
We have many fewer guns than them. We have 100 times as many people as them. Even from a purely strategic perspective, it’s insane to pursue any means of resistance but one that negates their superior military force and advantages the side with the greater number of eyes and ears.
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the fact that Republican senators like Schmitt can’t even write a fascist screed on their own and instead have to rely on chatGPT perfectly captures the unique combination of evil and stupid that defines the modern Republican Party
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the fact that Republican senators like Schmitt can’t even write a fascist screed on their own and instead have to rely on chatGPT perfectly captures the unique combination of evil and stupid that defines the modern Republican Party
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We have ~15 separate radio dispatches, one for each neighborhood, and dozens more for the suburbs/Saint Paul. Each dispatch/monitoring channel contains somewhere between 500 and 2000 people. At any given time there are probably a dozen mobile patrols and 100 on-foot observers in each neighborhood.
Does Minneapolis have a radio dispatch set up for the people who are following ICE? That's brilliant.
alright here you go
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
We have ~15 separate radio dispatches, one for each neighborhood, and dozens more for the suburbs/Saint Paul. Each dispatch/monitoring channel contains somewhere between 500 and 2000 people. At any given time there are probably a dozen mobile patrols and 100 on-foot observers in each neighborhood.
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Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
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Thinking about how Mamdani ran on local kitchen table economic issues and didn’t seem insane because that actually *was* what people were concerned about.
When Jeffries and Schumer talk about egg prices during a *nationalized* conversation about moms getting shot in the face — they sound insane.
When Jeffries and Schumer talk about egg prices during a *nationalized* conversation about moms getting shot in the face — they sound insane.
January 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Thinking about how Mamdani ran on local kitchen table economic issues and didn’t seem insane because that actually *was* what people were concerned about.
When Jeffries and Schumer talk about egg prices during a *nationalized* conversation about moms getting shot in the face — they sound insane.
When Jeffries and Schumer talk about egg prices during a *nationalized* conversation about moms getting shot in the face — they sound insane.
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How much more in your face can it be?
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
How much more in your face can it be?
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
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NEO: “What is the Matrix?”
MORPHEUS: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
NEO:
MORPHEUS:
NEO: “Can someone other than a fuck head answer my question.”
MORPHEUS: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
NEO:
MORPHEUS:
NEO: “Can someone other than a fuck head answer my question.”
June 12, 2024 at 9:02 PM
NEO: “What is the Matrix?”
MORPHEUS: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
NEO:
MORPHEUS:
NEO: “Can someone other than a fuck head answer my question.”
MORPHEUS: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
NEO:
MORPHEUS:
NEO: “Can someone other than a fuck head answer my question.”
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There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
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im going to say this. im genuinely very proud of most of you. the people out there trying to impoverish, jail, and/or kill us drove themselves insane on much less than we are enduring right now, while most of you have not yet gone insane. very good work. treat yourself to pizza or somesuch today
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
im going to say this. im genuinely very proud of most of you. the people out there trying to impoverish, jail, and/or kill us drove themselves insane on much less than we are enduring right now, while most of you have not yet gone insane. very good work. treat yourself to pizza or somesuch today
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Very curious what the long-term ripple effects of this ICE occupation will be. Many very privileged people have stepped up to prevent their own government from disappearing their non-white neighbors and have now confronted inequalities and social problems they never would have experienced firsthand.
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Very curious what the long-term ripple effects of this ICE occupation will be. Many very privileged people have stepped up to prevent their own government from disappearing their non-white neighbors and have now confronted inequalities and social problems they never would have experienced firsthand.
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"During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night.
The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for."
The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for."
I'm gonna say this with all the kindness in my heart: you aren't going to survive if you don't let your life have room for other things.
This is not a short term fight where we can just go 24/7 and then it will be over. We've got YEARS ahead of us. Take a break. Hydrate. Go bake something. Breathe.
This is not a short term fight where we can just go 24/7 and then it will be over. We've got YEARS ahead of us. Take a break. Hydrate. Go bake something. Breathe.
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night.
The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for."
The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for."
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it says a lot about where we are, absolutely none of it good, that my initial reaction here was “oh good he’s just doing another bonkers tariff instead of literally sending in the troops”
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
it says a lot about where we are, absolutely none of it good, that my initial reaction here was “oh good he’s just doing another bonkers tariff instead of literally sending in the troops”
...I'm listening.
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
...I'm listening.
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It's wild that he never once talked about annexing Greenland during the campaign, but mainstream media is mostly just like "🤷♀️ This is what people voted for (even though they had no idea this was one of his policies), so it's cool"
Trump says he'll impose a 10% tariff (rising to 25% in June) on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland, because they've sent people to Greenland, until the US can buy Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's wild that he never once talked about annexing Greenland during the campaign, but mainstream media is mostly just like "🤷♀️ This is what people voted for (even though they had no idea this was one of his policies), so it's cool"
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From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start:
www.standwithminnesota.com
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start:
www.standwithminnesota.com
www.standwithminnesota.com
This guy is cool.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This guy is cool.
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Also, when you defy Trump, you’re kind of implicitly making fools of the elite law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress, which is fun.
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Also, when you defy Trump, you’re kind of implicitly making fools of the elite law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress, which is fun.
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I’m physically following them around using my government name telling them to arrest me and they haven’t bothered to arrest me. Also half the US Attorney’s office here in MN just resigned! They do not have a case and they do not have manpower, but their only tool is trying to be menacing.
will not be surprised if the subpoenas are never issued
NYT says subpoenas have not been issued. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I’m physically following them around using my government name telling them to arrest me and they haven’t bothered to arrest me. Also half the US Attorney’s office here in MN just resigned! They do not have a case and they do not have manpower, but their only tool is trying to be menacing.
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They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.
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I love that the Least Weasel always looks like this emoji 😡
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I love that the Least Weasel always looks like this emoji 😡