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Professor Freaksworth
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Serial liker. Twitter is dead. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · Apr 27
I spent the next three years in a POW camp forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can’t get the spices right.
Seymour Skinner in his office
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chaleurart.bsky.social
A 6 panel meme following the "open the gate" template: - They're reviving Vine - Open the gate - It's Jack Dorsey - Close the gate - He's banning AI content - Open the gate a little
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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batboy222.bsky.social
The movie overshadowed by its own spoof, “Zero Hour!” premiered on this day in 1957. Starring Dana Andrews, Linda Darnell, and Sterling Hayden, a man named Ted Stryker is asked to land an Airplane! after both of the pilots become seriously ill.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Current* conditions near Whitefish, MI:
View looking NE from the Whitefish Point Lighthouse complex, with the lighthouse in the foreground looking over the shoreline of Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2025-11-13 11:48:06 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Whitefish: 41.01 F | 5.01 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: WNW at 7.001 mph | 11.26 kph // Humidity: 73%
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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glassbottommeg.bsky.social
If the robots weren't bipedal the weight balance would be better to give them big naturals
Honest man standing up to explain the mass problem that boobies present
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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nataliereed84.bsky.social
Me: Aurora Borealis?!? At this time of year?!? In this part of the country?!? No longer isolated to the upper territories?!??
Weather: Yes!
Me: May I see it?
Weather: No.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
proffreakzworth.bsky.social
I was actually more hoping to be epicurean friends than platonic
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
proffreakzworth.bsky.social
When you’re the only place in the north not getting northern lights currently
Homer with a frown saying that’s sad
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Ope, could you let me repost right past you there.
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Me: My relationship with mind altering substances is completely healthy.

Also me:
Jon Stewart asking if you’ve ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill….on weeed
June 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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How I feel any time I shuffle some amount of money between two accounts online
Gordon Gecko in a robe on the beach talking on a ridiculously large 80’s cellphone
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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When the post doesn’t get a like the fifth time posting it
Kevin McDonald and Dave Foley singing nobody like us on a crowded bus. They are about to eat worms.
May 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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proffreakzworth.bsky.social
More desperate bids for attention
Jasper dancing and singing with a spotlight on him. His pants are down around his ankles.
May 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Opening BlueSky
Homer Simpson sits on the couch when the doorbell rings. He asks “who is it?” The answer from behind the door is posts Homer is at the door opening it and asking “who?” Two goons are grabbing Homer through the now open door. They responded “shit posts.”
July 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Robert Scott Expedition (1912)
Frozen man with a frozen tear coming from his eye. He has bite taken out of his arm.
July 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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proffreakzworth.bsky.social
You can tolerate me. You can barely, barely tolerate me!
Sally Field accepting her Oscar
July 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Sending completely innocent replies
Screenshot from the Simpsons. Gabon is doing his catchphrase of “I’ve been a bad widdle boy”
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Tfw you’re figuring out what is happening on the skyline
Homer Simpson doing the math at IRS Burgers
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
when you’re on the wrong side of an argument but are still filled with righteous indignation
tilda swinton in the terrifically awful constantine movie as the archangel gabriel
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Here comes the wouldchuck
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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danisaacs.bsky.social
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
My Facebook post of @ChiquitaBrands and @Chiquita posting "We've just overthrown the government of Brazil", to which the later replied "We apologize to those who have served a misleading message from a fake Chiquita account. We have not overthrown a government since 1954"
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
I don't worry about aluminum in deodorant, I smoked tons of weed out of aluminum cans back in the day and I feel perfectly fireplace seven marigold
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Do you think the green m&m has human suckable toes under those boots?
Garth from Wayne's world, pondering while laying on the hood of his car
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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proffreakzworth.bsky.social
When she laughs at the other reply guy’s joke
Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis saying “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy.”
July 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The Netherlands (1637)
Homer smoking a cigar and he is being asked “Homer, what’s your secret investment?” Homer confidently states “take a guess” Barney throws out “uh, tulips?” Homer annoyed states “yeah, that’s right, Barney. This year, I invested in tulips. They’ve been going up all of 1636.” Homer’s accountant scolding him “you knuckle-beak, I told you to sell your tulip futures before the bubble popped.”
July 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM