Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)
@danisaacs.bsky.social
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
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Do this in Toledo and watch the women clutch their purses when I answer. 🤣
The first episode is everyone asking each other where they went to highschool
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Do this in Toledo and watch the women clutch their purses when I answer. 🤣
Nothing quite motivates my wife to action like spite. It's like watching Popeye eat spinach. 🤣
Never underestimate spite as a motivator.
I’m going for a PhD and when I feel “meh” about it, I remember the ex who told me I’d never pass the GRE, much less get into a program. (He couldn’t, so obviously there’s no way I could)
I’m going for a PhD and when I feel “meh” about it, I remember the ex who told me I’d never pass the GRE, much less get into a program. (He couldn’t, so obviously there’s no way I could)
Funny story: my career in drones exists because I have a arithmetic learning disability, tested awfully in math and couldn’t study STEM in college, and became so angered by how normal it was to look down upon non-tech people in the 2010s that I decided to master a hard tech field out of pure spite.
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Nothing quite motivates my wife to action like spite. It's like watching Popeye eat spinach. 🤣
the car ahead of us at Culvers spent $83 for their order. 😱
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
the car ahead of us at Culvers spent $83 for their order. 😱
If my hometown, a Tony Packo's Hungarian hotdog never fails to delight.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
If my hometown, a Tony Packo's Hungarian hotdog never fails to delight.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
Age verification?
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
Age Verification?
I learned how to spell "prophylactic", that Al Lowe is never carded, and that "TV" in some personal ads stands for... ok, never mind that one.
Point being, I did these to play an absolutely, totally harmless video game on a monitor that only supported the color green.
I learned how to spell "prophylactic", that Al Lowe is never carded, and that "TV" in some personal ads stands for... ok, never mind that one.
Point being, I did these to play an absolutely, totally harmless video game on a monitor that only supported the color green.
Age Verification?
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Age verification?
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
One of my favorite insta accounts is a guy that hunts and bags lionfish (they are invasive species) to sell to restaurants, @lionfish.extermination.corp
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
One of my favorite insta accounts is a guy that hunts and bags lionfish (they are invasive species) to sell to restaurants, @lionfish.extermination.corp
i understood more of BB's lyrics than i did Perl Jam's 🤣
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
i understood more of BB's lyrics than i did Perl Jam's 🤣
Wonderful thread breaking down the halftime performance. ♥️
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Wonderful thread breaking down the halftime performance. ♥️
Falcons, Cardinals, or Ravens, destiny awaits!
Last year the Eagles defeated The Chiefs. This year the SeaHAWKS defeat the Patriots.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall covered in posters .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall covered in posters .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Falcons, Cardinals, or Ravens, destiny awaits!
Dickson should be the MVP, unbelievable punting throughout the game.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dickson should be the MVP, unbelievable punting throughout the game.
Whatever your thoughts on Bad Bunny, unless you live in Mexico City, where the NFL would like to put a team, the NFL doesn't care what you think.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Whatever your thoughts on Bad Bunny, unless you live in Mexico City, where the NFL would like to put a team, the NFL doesn't care what you think.
i didn't get a look at the driver, but WOW it exists, and isn't a govt plate
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i didn't get a look at the driver, but WOW it exists, and isn't a govt plate
hey @thekenchilds.com are there any public sledding courses?
one of my earlier memories was being crazy for luge and then furiously despondent to find out there was no, like, local mini-golf style amateur luge range for me to do it myself because america has always been a failed state.
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
hey @thekenchilds.com are there any public sledding courses?
Ben Stiller's remake of "Secret Life of Walter Mitty" should have won, or leafy have been nominated, for Cinematography.
If you've not seen it, you're in for a treat.
If you've not seen it, you're in for a treat.
Name a film that should have won an oscar
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Ben Stiller's remake of "Secret Life of Walter Mitty" should have won, or leafy have been nominated, for Cinematography.
If you've not seen it, you're in for a treat.
If you've not seen it, you're in for a treat.
I'm her nemesis.
People use the term “nemesis” incorrectly. You disliking me does not make you your nemesis. We are not rivals. We would have to be in the same league for that to be possible. I have no nemeses; I have irritants.
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I'm her nemesis.
The vintage Chris Craft she's driving is one of my decades long Powerball dreams. ❤️
Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso
YouTube video by SabrinaCarpenterVEVO
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February 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The vintage Chris Craft she's driving is one of my decades long Powerball dreams. ❤️
OK, but "using Google to answer your question" is like %73 of being in IT.😂
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Yes, using Google to answer your questions is cheating”
“Yes, using Chat GPT is plagiarism.”
“Yes, using Google to answer your questions is cheating”
“Yes, using Chat GPT is plagiarism.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Please take that out of your mouth, it’s not food.”
“Please take that out of your mouth, it’s not food.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
OK, but "using Google to answer your question" is like %73 of being in IT.😂
Nalgene bottles are handy to have on long road trips, the wide opening enables a splatter free peeing-while-driving receptacle, if you have a penis.💯
I joke but also… i don’t completely joke with the litmus test
Nalgene? Fine
Water bottle that appears newish and/or costs over $20? Outside the circle of trust
Nalgene? Fine
Water bottle that appears newish and/or costs over $20? Outside the circle of trust
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Nalgene bottles are handy to have on long road trips, the wide opening enables a splatter free peeing-while-driving receptacle, if you have a penis.💯
Taco Bell took away the Nachos Bellgrande combo. 😭
a man in a suit and tie says it 's a little bit ruining my life ..
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says it 's a little bit ruining my life ..
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Taco Bell took away the Nachos Bellgrande combo. 😭
I missed when this spelling became the norm, but it's better than the borrowed French.
You can also sometimes find CPR manikins on pretty decent discount (like 200-300 bucks) on eBay.
Higher fidelity manikins are orders of magnitude more expensive than that, but the basic CPR manikins can be found at relatively reasonable prices
Higher fidelity manikins are orders of magnitude more expensive than that, but the basic CPR manikins can be found at relatively reasonable prices
February 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I missed when this spelling became the norm, but it's better than the borrowed French.
Crested Ducks, lol. It looks better in all white, like Ohio State's legendary Afroduck
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Crested Ducks, lol. It looks better in all white, like Ohio State's legendary Afroduck
He's no Cherri Berry
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
He's no Cherri Berry
I have never in my life heard cervical pronounced that way. British English is so weird.
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I have never in my life heard cervical pronounced that way. British English is so weird.
Gen X was in middle school in the 80's Boomers were primarily 60's/early 70's
Ok, boomer.
It’s not the 1980s and we aren’t in middle school.
OTOH this is the kind of voter outreach that I’ve come to expect from the party that got trump nominated and elected *TWICE* now so if you’re happy with the situation, press on.
It’s not the 1980s and we aren’t in middle school.
OTOH this is the kind of voter outreach that I’ve come to expect from the party that got trump nominated and elected *TWICE* now so if you’re happy with the situation, press on.
They Always Wanted Trump
Inside Team Clinton’s year-long struggle to find a strategy against the opponent they were most eager to face.
www.politico.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Gen X was in middle school in the 80's Boomers were primarily 60's/early 70's