Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)
@danisaacs.bsky.social
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
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First thing I do is install Notepad++. 😂
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
First thing I do is install Notepad++. 😂
yeah, you part of the sunlight makes us sneeze group?
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
yeah, you part of the sunlight makes us sneeze group?
my wife doesn't like it either. im white text on dark screen 4life. white background is painful.
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
my wife doesn't like it either. im white text on dark screen 4life. white background is painful.
if you post a ss that isn't dark mode, i look down on you. smh.
Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
if you post a ss that isn't dark mode, i look down on you. smh.
if teach doesn't say "in a vacuum" then how object interacts with weather must be taken into account. you were right.
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
if teach doesn't say "in a vacuum" then how object interacts with weather must be taken into account. you were right.
yeah, housing project adjacent. 43605.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
yeah, housing project adjacent. 43605.
Do this in Toledo and watch the women clutch their purses when I answer. 🤣
The first episode is everyone asking each other where they went to highschool
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Do this in Toledo and watch the women clutch their purses when I answer. 🤣
Nothing quite motivates my wife to action like spite. It's like watching Popeye eat spinach. 🤣
Never underestimate spite as a motivator.
I’m going for a PhD and when I feel “meh” about it, I remember the ex who told me I’d never pass the GRE, much less get into a program. (He couldn’t, so obviously there’s no way I could)
I’m going for a PhD and when I feel “meh” about it, I remember the ex who told me I’d never pass the GRE, much less get into a program. (He couldn’t, so obviously there’s no way I could)
Funny story: my career in drones exists because I have a arithmetic learning disability, tested awfully in math and couldn’t study STEM in college, and became so angered by how normal it was to look down upon non-tech people in the 2010s that I decided to master a hard tech field out of pure spite.
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Nothing quite motivates my wife to action like spite. It's like watching Popeye eat spinach. 🤣
oh, but if I'm excited to see you it's all "leave me alone, and put that thing away". 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 PM
oh, but if I'm excited to see you it's all "leave me alone, and put that thing away". 🤣
We have Culvers. 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
We have Culvers. 🤣
the car ahead of us at Culvers spent $83 for their order. 😱
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
the car ahead of us at Culvers spent $83 for their order. 😱
As someone that travels for work (sooner or later) Southern Sweet Tea is the other thing. I will not patronize a restaurant here if they don't serve it. Cheesecake Factory go fuck their carpetbagging selves. 💯
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
As someone that travels for work (sooner or later) Southern Sweet Tea is the other thing. I will not patronize a restaurant here if they don't serve it. Cheesecake Factory go fuck their carpetbagging selves. 💯
If my hometown, a Tony Packo's Hungarian hotdog never fails to delight.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
If my hometown, a Tony Packo's Hungarian hotdog never fails to delight.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
i think the [redacted] was your other buddy, who grows rapidly in your presence.
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i think the [redacted] was your other buddy, who grows rapidly in your presence.
no, but i did play Oregon Trail on an Apple II.
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
no, but i did play Oregon Trail on an Apple II.
Had a 3 page dot-matrix printed ASCII image of a nude woman, 70's style. For, um,.... science.
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Had a 3 page dot-matrix printed ASCII image of a nude woman, 70's style. For, um,.... science.
Age verification?
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
Age Verification?
I learned how to spell "prophylactic", that Al Lowe is never carded, and that "TV" in some personal ads stands for... ok, never mind that one.
Point being, I did these to play an absolutely, totally harmless video game on a monitor that only supported the color green.
I learned how to spell "prophylactic", that Al Lowe is never carded, and that "TV" in some personal ads stands for... ok, never mind that one.
Point being, I did these to play an absolutely, totally harmless video game on a monitor that only supported the color green.
Age Verification?
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Age verification?
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
Yikes! Hopefully it was out of the car!
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Yikes! Hopefully it was out of the car!
You is the GOAT. On this, [redacted] is in total agreement.
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
You is the GOAT. On this, [redacted] is in total agreement.
Same way with opioids. they help with pain, but I don't get any sort of buzz. Even morphine through an IV, while miraculous at removing pain, did nothing else for me.
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Same way with opioids. they help with pain, but I don't get any sort of buzz. Even morphine through an IV, while miraculous at removing pain, did nothing else for me.
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
One of my favorite insta accounts is a guy that hunts and bags lionfish (they are invasive species) to sell to restaurants, @lionfish.extermination.corp
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
One of my favorite insta accounts is a guy that hunts and bags lionfish (they are invasive species) to sell to restaurants, @lionfish.extermination.corp
If he can't be silly
Don't touch his willy
Don't touch his willy
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If he can't be silly
Don't touch his willy
Don't touch his willy
i understood more of BB's lyrics than i did Perl Jam's 🤣
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
i understood more of BB's lyrics than i did Perl Jam's 🤣
Wonderful thread breaking down the halftime performance. ♥️
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Wonderful thread breaking down the halftime performance. ♥️
Falcons, Cardinals, or Ravens, destiny awaits!
Last year the Eagles defeated The Chiefs. This year the SeaHAWKS defeat the Patriots.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall covered in posters .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall covered in posters .
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February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Falcons, Cardinals, or Ravens, destiny awaits!