Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)
@danisaacs.bsky.social
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
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Gen X was in middle school in the 80's Boomers were primarily 60's/early 70's
Ok, boomer.
It’s not the 1980s and we aren’t in middle school.
OTOH this is the kind of voter outreach that I’ve come to expect from the party that got trump nominated and elected *TWICE* now so if you’re happy with the situation, press on.
It’s not the 1980s and we aren’t in middle school.
OTOH this is the kind of voter outreach that I’ve come to expect from the party that got trump nominated and elected *TWICE* now so if you’re happy with the situation, press on.
They Always Wanted Trump
Inside Team Clinton’s year-long struggle to find a strategy against the opponent they were most eager to face.
www.politico.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Gen X was in middle school in the 80's Boomers were primarily 60's/early 70's
In my line of work, EMC means something completely different. 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 AM
In my line of work, EMC means something completely different. 🤣
That feeling when you go to do something you have been procrastinating for weeks and is now overdue and see that you already took care of it.
Today's #ShortAttentionSpanTheater
Today's #ShortAttentionSpanTheater
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
That feeling when you go to do something you have been procrastinating for weeks and is now overdue and see that you already took care of it.
Today's #ShortAttentionSpanTheater
Today's #ShortAttentionSpanTheater
Seeing if biscuits & gravy will fix @sheologian.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Seeing if biscuits & gravy will fix @sheologian.bsky.social
1989 was a banger, tho.
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
1989 was a banger, tho.
Between the late night Adderall and Dew for an 11:30pm meeting with peer in India and the noisy boy being awake since like 1am.
kirby wearing headphones with the words " i did not sleep whatsoever last night " above him
Alt: kirby wearing headphones with the words " i did not sleep whatsoever last night " above him
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Between the late night Adderall and Dew for an 11:30pm meeting with peer in India and the noisy boy being awake since like 1am.
No idea, really. Guessing, based on where they came from before getting to Ohio, poverty or indentured servitude.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
No idea, really. Guessing, based on where they came from before getting to Ohio, poverty or indentured servitude.
If you ain't rubbin, you ain't racin
Most people building "budget" gaming PCs should just buy a console.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If you ain't rubbin, you ain't racin
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This is who runs this account
Wake County Public Schools are CLOSED Monday, no remote learning. 🎉
February 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Wake County Public Schools are CLOSED Monday, no remote learning. 🎉
Cold as ice, but sidewalks melting off bc Sun don't give a fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Cold as ice, but sidewalks melting off bc Sun don't give a fuck.
I recall seeing it for the first time and asking why they ruined the apples. 🤣
I will die on Apple Pie Is Terrible hill.
Honestly, any dessert that turns delicious crisp apples into globs of mush.
Honestly, any dessert that turns delicious crisp apples into globs of mush.
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I recall seeing it for the first time and asking why they ruined the apples. 🤣
I don't recall ever feeling 5F here. It's specifically *why* I live here. 🤣
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I don't recall ever feeling 5F here. It's specifically *why* I live here. 🤣
Seems he was a grower, not a shower.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Seems he was a grower, not a shower.
Shits about go down at Muffin's crib. IYKYK
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Shits about go down at Muffin's crib. IYKYK
When ur tinder date claims he has 6 inches..
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
When ur tinder date claims he has 6 inches..
I was gonna joke about how we got no snow, then I realized that fucking kid woke me up at 4:30am. 🤣
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I was gonna joke about how we got no snow, then I realized that fucking kid woke me up at 4:30am. 🤣
I forget when and from where I bought this shirt, but I love it. 🌈🏳️🌈
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I forget when and from where I bought this shirt, but I love it. 🌈🏳️🌈
Shoulda just called the list Charlie's XCXunts 😂
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Shoulda just called the list Charlie's XCXunts 😂
We have a pull-out in kitchen island that holds 2 bins. This would be great for my office, but kid I have a game where we guess if the toss of an empty bottle from our chairs goes in.
Fuck it we ball, went with the big boy Kohler.
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
We have a pull-out in kitchen island that holds 2 bins. This would be great for my office, but kid I have a game where we guess if the toss of an empty bottle from our chairs goes in.
Office at work ditched all the vending machines after 'vid, and now it's all free healthy shit that I have no interest in eating.
On the plus side, the buttons on this shirt will be under a great deal less stress soon.
On the plus side, the buttons on this shirt will be under a great deal less stress soon.
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Office at work ditched all the vending machines after 'vid, and now it's all free healthy shit that I have no interest in eating.
On the plus side, the buttons on this shirt will be under a great deal less stress soon.
On the plus side, the buttons on this shirt will be under a great deal less stress soon.
The bike shop was in Dayton, OH. The flight of the plane they designed and built in Ohio took place in OBX. The chance that someone standing there had a bike being repaired in Dayton approaches 0.
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The bike shop was in Dayton, OH. The flight of the plane they designed and built in Ohio took place in OBX. The chance that someone standing there had a bike being repaired in Dayton approaches 0.
A shirt with one of my keys to happiness
Peanuts Snoopy Hug More | Retro Charlie Brown Comic T-Shirt
Snoopy knows best: the world is better when we hug more. Give someone you love a big squeeze wearing this super-soft Peanuts look, and pay homage.
www.homage.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:20 AM
A shirt with one of my keys to happiness
This whole thread of replies is great, but this was the first one caused actually laughing out loud 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 AM
This whole thread of replies is great, but this was the first one caused actually laughing out loud 🤣