Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)
@danisaacs.bsky.social
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
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None of you told me that "The Paper" was set in my hometown of Toledo, OH?
What am I paying you for?!?! 😂
What am I paying you for?!?! 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
None of you told me that "The Paper" was set in my hometown of Toledo, OH?
What am I paying you for?!?! 😂
What am I paying you for?!?! 😂
Jeremy out here being a tenured mathematics professor. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jeremy out here being a tenured mathematics professor. 😂
Dan Gable nowhere to be found. *sigh*
Top 5 Wrestlers of All time:
Shawn Michaels
Stone Cold
The Rock
Cena
MAGA Taker/MAGA Triple H
Shawn Michaels
Stone Cold
The Rock
Cena
MAGA Taker/MAGA Triple H
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dan Gable nowhere to be found. *sigh*
SEND MILK AND BREAD! CLOSE ALL THE THINGS!
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
SEND MILK AND BREAD! CLOSE ALL THE THINGS!
The best 2 seat GM product of the 90s, the Saturn Sky
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The best 2 seat GM product of the 90s, the Saturn Sky
I sleep with a heavy pillow on my head with only an opening through which to breathe. To mitigate the effects of sounds and light. And maybe helps like a weighted blanket, tho I started doing it as a kid who liked to sleep in but lived in a city w/o AC.
“I can’t sleep when the room is too bright,” damn ok 1-ply eyelids
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I sleep with a heavy pillow on my head with only an opening through which to breathe. To mitigate the effects of sounds and light. And maybe helps like a weighted blanket, tho I started doing it as a kid who liked to sleep in but lived in a city w/o AC.
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
The sky (our atmosphere) begins at ground level, the weather is all around us. Hugging us, forcing its way into us. #StayIndoors
You’re under the weather? We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The sky (our atmosphere) begins at ground level, the weather is all around us. Hugging us, forcing its way into us. #StayIndoors
Winter is coming, and good for her, I'm going to sleep.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Winter is coming, and good for her, I'm going to sleep.
Ohio State, still using a bit of Chip Kelly's TE kink, were in 13 yesterday and spread all 3 TE out wide on goal line, but timeout was called and they never went back. 😭
The Rams continue to do a very fun thing on offense, going heavy, getting a defense into base, and creating explosive plays
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ohio State, still using a bit of Chip Kelly's TE kink, were in 13 yesterday and spread all 3 TE out wide on goal line, but timeout was called and they never went back. 😭
New England, btw, is the whitest geo in America. ICE ain't their concern.
Schumer (74) is hiding behind Angus King (81), Jeanne Shaheen (78, retiring), and Maggie Hassan (67).
New England's geriatrics are leading on bowing down to the Trump regime
New England's geriatrics are leading on bowing down to the Trump regime
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
New England, btw, is the whitest geo in America. ICE ain't their concern.
Trayveon Henderson is FAST fast. One thing missing from Ohio State's offense this year, is his breakaway speed.
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trayveon Henderson is FAST fast. One thing missing from Ohio State's offense this year, is his breakaway speed.
For someone that only drinks Throat Coat and Smooth Move, u have a lot of thoughts on tea. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
For someone that only drinks Throat Coat and Smooth Move, u have a lot of thoughts on tea. 😂
Ted Ginn is right behind me, I have no chance.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ted Ginn is right behind me, I have no chance.
Booooooo! Mudcats was a great name, and the logo was iconic (As a Mudhens fan, I'm biased)
Columbus still the Clippers?
Columbus still the Clippers?
The other rebrand so far this offseason is the Carolina Mudcats moving about 30 miles from Zebulon to Wilson and rebranding as the Wilson Warbirds, which means the best logo/mascot in minor league ball is no more, replaced by a generic, militaristic identity (booo). I will never not resent this.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Booooooo! Mudcats was a great name, and the logo was iconic (As a Mudhens fan, I'm biased)
Columbus still the Clippers?
Columbus still the Clippers?
Posa & Catalano loving each other like Fick & Vrable, Bobby & AJ, etc.. had me in my feels. ❤️
Sure it's just the 24th ranked 6-2 Huskies, but go ahead, Badgers, Jump Around, been awhile. 💯
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Posa & Catalano loving each other like Fick & Vrable, Bobby & AJ, etc.. had me in my feels. ❤️
Sure it's just the 24th ranked 6-2 Huskies, but go ahead, Badgers, Jump Around, been awhile. 💯
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sure it's just the 24th ranked 6-2 Huskies, but go ahead, Badgers, Jump Around, been awhile. 💯
I guess Dunkin was closed.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I guess Dunkin was closed.
Congrats Duckfam! That throw/catch to put them in FG range was fucking beautiful. ♥️
a yellow rubber duck wearing a blue hat stands on wooden blocks
Alt: a yellow rubber duck wearing a blue hat stands on wooden blocks
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Congrats Duckfam! That throw/catch to put them in FG range was fucking beautiful. ♥️
TIL about the existence of Jarlsberg cheese. Gotta get me some.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
TIL about the existence of Jarlsberg cheese. Gotta get me some.
🎵"And I....."🎵
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🎵"And I....."🎵
This catch was better than the Indy one, but not as important. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This catch was better than the Indy one, but not as important. 😂