Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)
@danisaacs.bsky.social
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
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We have Culvers. 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
We have Culvers. 🤣
the car ahead of us at Culvers spent $83 for their order. 😱
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
the car ahead of us at Culvers spent $83 for their order. 😱
As someone that travels for work (sooner or later) Southern Sweet Tea is the other thing. I will not patronize a restaurant here if they don't serve it. Cheesecake Factory go fuck their carpetbagging selves. 💯
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
As someone that travels for work (sooner or later) Southern Sweet Tea is the other thing. I will not patronize a restaurant here if they don't serve it. Cheesecake Factory go fuck their carpetbagging selves. 💯
If my hometown, a Tony Packo's Hungarian hotdog never fails to delight.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
If my hometown, a Tony Packo's Hungarian hotdog never fails to delight.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
If adopted NC, pit-smoked shredded pig parts fresh off the spit are like nothing else. Truly #Blessed to live close to 3 amazing pit boss's bbq joints. I don't even use sauce, it's so fucking good.
i think the [redacted] was your other buddy, who grows rapidly in your presence.
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i think the [redacted] was your other buddy, who grows rapidly in your presence.
no, but i did play Oregon Trail on an Apple II.
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
no, but i did play Oregon Trail on an Apple II.
Had a 3 page dot-matrix printed ASCII image of a nude woman, 70's style. For, um,.... science.
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Had a 3 page dot-matrix printed ASCII image of a nude woman, 70's style. For, um,.... science.
Age verification?
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
Age Verification?
I learned how to spell "prophylactic", that Al Lowe is never carded, and that "TV" in some personal ads stands for... ok, never mind that one.
Point being, I did these to play an absolutely, totally harmless video game on a monitor that only supported the color green.
I learned how to spell "prophylactic", that Al Lowe is never carded, and that "TV" in some personal ads stands for... ok, never mind that one.
Point being, I did these to play an absolutely, totally harmless video game on a monitor that only supported the color green.
Age Verification?
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Age verification?
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
I connected to BBS's with a handset cradle modem on a Commadore64 to download ASCI pr0n, before Al Gore enabled the Internet!
Yikes! Hopefully it was out of the car!
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Yikes! Hopefully it was out of the car!
You is the GOAT. On this, [redacted] is in total agreement.
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
You is the GOAT. On this, [redacted] is in total agreement.
Same way with opioids. they help with pain, but I don't get any sort of buzz. Even morphine through an IV, while miraculous at removing pain, did nothing else for me.
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Same way with opioids. they help with pain, but I don't get any sort of buzz. Even morphine through an IV, while miraculous at removing pain, did nothing else for me.
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
Now, Valium...oooh boy, pure bliss. love that drug. Shame I have to have my eyes lasered or get a vasectomy to enjoy it. 🤣
One of my favorite insta accounts is a guy that hunts and bags lionfish (they are invasive species) to sell to restaurants, @lionfish.extermination.corp
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
One of my favorite insta accounts is a guy that hunts and bags lionfish (they are invasive species) to sell to restaurants, @lionfish.extermination.corp
If he can't be silly
Don't touch his willy
Don't touch his willy
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If he can't be silly
Don't touch his willy
Don't touch his willy
i understood more of BB's lyrics than i did Perl Jam's 🤣
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
i understood more of BB's lyrics than i did Perl Jam's 🤣
Wonderful thread breaking down the halftime performance. ♥️
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Wonderful thread breaking down the halftime performance. ♥️
Falcons, Cardinals, or Ravens, destiny awaits!
Last year the Eagles defeated The Chiefs. This year the SeaHAWKS defeat the Patriots.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall covered in posters .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall covered in posters .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Falcons, Cardinals, or Ravens, destiny awaits!
Dickson should be the MVP, unbelievable punting throughout the game.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dickson should be the MVP, unbelievable punting throughout the game.
Your sleep schedule has been messed up bc u cant sleep when boy is in the bed bc he moves too much.
ur not sick, I am, but that's breaking a rule or something. 🙄
ur not sick, I am, but that's breaking a rule or something. 🙄
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Your sleep schedule has been messed up bc u cant sleep when boy is in the bed bc he moves too much.
ur not sick, I am, but that's breaking a rule or something. 🙄
ur not sick, I am, but that's breaking a rule or something. 🙄
This is sketchy af, and I can't believe law enforcement doesn't raise a stink about how it's displayed, but the actual plate # is 1NR.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This is sketchy af, and I can't believe law enforcement doesn't raise a stink about how it's displayed, but the actual plate # is 1NR.
Whatever your thoughts on Bad Bunny, unless you live in Mexico City, where the NFL would like to put a team, the NFL doesn't care what you think.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Whatever your thoughts on Bad Bunny, unless you live in Mexico City, where the NFL would like to put a team, the NFL doesn't care what you think.
The right side of the car seemed to be free of wall damage, tho.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The right side of the car seemed to be free of wall damage, tho.
i didn't get a look at the driver, but WOW it exists, and isn't a govt plate
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i didn't get a look at the driver, but WOW it exists, and isn't a govt plate
having done +30mph on a bicycle and a go-cart, going that fast that close to the ground has to be amazing/terrifying
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
having done +30mph on a bicycle and a go-cart, going that fast that close to the ground has to be amazing/terrifying
Well, ill be damned, there is one. its in Michigan, though. ew.
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Well, ill be damned, there is one. its in Michigan, though. ew.
We also have these slides at many places (this is our local trampoline park, SkyZone)
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
We also have these slides at many places (this is our local trampoline park, SkyZone)