Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)
@danisaacs.bsky.social
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I ❤️ CFB.
Someone was looking for statistics to figure out the most midwest state, and best one was "amount of snow needed to force school closures", which Minnesota won. 😂
It's different in the South, we don't have infrastructure for it.
It's different in the South, we don't have infrastructure for it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Someone was looking for statistics to figure out the most midwest state, and best one was "amount of snow needed to force school closures", which Minnesota won. 😂
It's different in the South, we don't have infrastructure for it.
It's different in the South, we don't have infrastructure for it.
For the normies, 13 personnel is 1 Running back, and 3 Tight Ends.
First digit is # of RB, second # is # of TE.
First digit is # of RB, second # is # of TE.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For the normies, 13 personnel is 1 Running back, and 3 Tight Ends.
First digit is # of RB, second # is # of TE.
First digit is # of RB, second # is # of TE.
I think the trades are acceptable, ship him up to Toledo to join one of the unions as an apprentice. If I'm still around, I'll go with him and leave from whence I came. Return to brown dirt instead of red. 😁
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think the trades are acceptable, ship him up to Toledo to join one of the unions as an apprentice. If I'm still around, I'll go with him and leave from whence I came. Return to brown dirt instead of red. 😁
Oh shit, is he in prison now?
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh shit, is he in prison now?
Been to those, most fun was def Rome.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Been to those, most fun was def Rome.
Responsible down is reciprocal oral.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Responsible down is reciprocal oral.
"I got 95 theses but....this shit ain't it, chief"
![Fake Pope Francis: "As the Apostle tells us in 2 Corinthians 11:14, the wicked may pose as the righteous and lay snares to trap the unwary. Social media has worsened this phenomenon. Our blessed store in the ONLY authorized source for indulgences at $8 a month (link in bio)"
Martin Luther replies: "I got ninety five theses but.. this shit ain't it chief"
Pope John Paul I: "interesting that none of you are talking about how I was murdered by the Mafia and Vatican Bank. maybe google "GLADIO" and open your third [eye emoji]"
Pope Francis replies: "My brothers in Christ this is unseemly and sows the sin of scandal. Please stop."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ivuyyb6p7y6fkfwgqjyf4a4d/bafkreibflh4btgtmi4ft56qbpqqlbch6ywftoknrm2mchqsovrkmlvgw74@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"I got 95 theses but....this shit ain't it, chief"
Pi day if you don't live in the US or Liberia, lol
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Pi day if you don't live in the US or Liberia, lol
What is 14/3? I've only heard that in reference to romex (electric cables)
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What is 14/3? I've only heard that in reference to romex (electric cables)
I let you sleep since you posted an hour before we woke up, and assumed we woke you getting ready for school.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I let you sleep since you posted an hour before we woke up, and assumed we woke you getting ready for school.
The claim is sus. No date on the tweet.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The claim is sus. No date on the tweet.
Oh, given all 8 were not running for reelection, Schumer def orchestrated this. It's too cute by half.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oh, given all 8 were not running for reelection, Schumer def orchestrated this. It's too cute by half.
Embrace the SAD. 😁
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Embrace the SAD. 😁
Nailed it! 😂
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Nailed it! 😂
Why is a Senator calling the law Obamacare when its name is the Affordable Care Act?
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Why is a Senator calling the law Obamacare when its name is the Affordable Care Act?