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Normal calm @normal_ now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school 2/26/19, 3:49 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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It’s time to concede he was right
Phil Greaves @PhilGreaves... • 12/18/17 Star Wars is fascist, Harry Potter is fascist neo-feudal dreck, selfie-obsession is fascist, British soap-operas are fascist, sci-fi is generally fascist, ironic detachment is fascist, porn is fascist. Masscult under imperialism is inherently fascistic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Filing a discrimination complaint against the University of Oklahoma because my Bioethics TA gave me a zero on my response paper (see attached)
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Turning this in and expecting an A in my Bioethics class
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Troy McClure from the Planet of the Apes parody. Except his head is Karl Marx. He says “I hate every ruling class I see from Bourgeoi-a to Bourgeoi-z
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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“comely”
The “moving the kids away” meme from SpongeBob, and the thing they’re moving away from is the following tweet: @Trad West Art • 1d The endgame of American sportsballism: upper class, comely, intelligent white girls entering a breeding bloodline of cannibal dirt-cookie eating half orcs, because this guy is good at catching or kicking the sportsball. QT @NFL_DovKleiman • 3d Congrats! Texans star CB Derek Stingley Jr. and his gorgeous fiancée Annabella have announced they are expecting a child together.
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest," the Health and Human Services secretary allegedly wrote, according to The Daily Beast. "Drink from me Love. I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. 'Don't spill a drop? I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love." My cum be your life source And the only way to get it Is to suck or fuck Or be poor and devoid And masturbate me Masturbate me Then slurp it from your palm Like a dry desert soaking up rain Soaking up the sun
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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delet this
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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basically
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I’ve witnessed horrors you’d scarcely believe
Arsenal starting 11 when Arteta inherited the team
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.
tuunbaq from The Terror. A polar bear with a horrific human like face
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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He may not have been the best but he’s my GOAT
Rasheed Wallace
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Post Malone // Pre Malone
Post Malone Mark Eaton of the Utah Jazz
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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no really thanks for the offer but I’m ok
Ideas 26 November 2025 How the left misread Gramsci We are living in the Italian Marxist thinker's interregnum By Slavoj Zizek
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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a fellow ball knower
Rasheed Wallace aka The Goat agreeing with the Helldude's excellent point
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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EVERYONE GET more anti ai NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Habsburg imperial crest (double-headed eagles) with two speech bubbles
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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why
Apparently there's a Will Stancil Show that Nazis made with AI for some reason. Everyone involved in this story needs to Touch Grass.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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incredible scenes
Cult Arsenal player Pascal Cygan is going to send Zohran Mamdani one of his Invincible shirts. This is aura.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM