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They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
outside of something tragic happening, i think the thunders are going to win 75 games
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
outside of something tragic happening, i think the thunders are going to win 75 games
what's a book?
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
what's a book?
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
i don't know who justin edwards is but i guess he's the best shooter ever?
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i don't know who justin edwards is but i guess he's the best shooter ever?
i looked it up and yes, it's a solar maximum. the sun is weird!
is the sun going crazy or something? why is the aurora so far south so often this year?
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i looked it up and yes, it's a solar maximum. the sun is weird!
is the sun going crazy or something? why is the aurora so far south so often this year?
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
is the sun going crazy or something? why is the aurora so far south so often this year?
memphis doing that bad team thing of getting to a manageable deficit. do not believe them
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
memphis doing that bad team thing of getting to a manageable deficit. do not believe them
are there enough american all-stars to have two teams?
Looks like NBA just revealed the All-Star Game format this season. Two teams of American players and one World team. Same selection process for the All-Stars but they will not be picked based on position. So positionless All-Stars selections.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
are there enough american all-stars to have two teams?
i think he wants to post instagram videos of him playing with guns. it's really the only thing that makes any sense at this point
I’d just like to know what Ja’s goal is. Does he want to get traded? Does he want an extension? Because if he can’t get it up for Madison Square Garden I don’t know how he’s getting either.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i think he wants to post instagram videos of him playing with guns. it's really the only thing that makes any sense at this point
america, fuck yeah!
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
america, fuck yeah!
the best player on the grizzlies is santi aldama
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the best player on the grizzlies is santi aldama
few things better, to me, than a blog about how another blog fucking sucks big huge turds and the person who wrote it is being a stupid asshole. worth the price for whole month right here
Everybody stand down: New Yorker columnist’s child doesn’t care about sports gambling defector.com/everybody-st...
Everybody Stand Down: New Yorker Columnist's Child Doesn't Care About Sports Gambling | Defector
In the final hours before the Nov. 1 UFC bout between featherweights Isaac Dulgarian and Yadier Del Valle, the betting odds on Dulgarian, the favorite, abruptly dropped from -250, meaning a bettor…
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November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
few things better, to me, than a blog about how another blog fucking sucks big huge turds and the person who wrote it is being a stupid asshole. worth the price for whole month right here
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having read both versions of frankenstein and a book of criticism and a novel based on frankenstein in the last month… i am happy to release my creature (this blog)
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Guillermo del Toro's ‘Frankenstein’ Is Flawed Because His Creature Is Not | Defector
Guillermo del Toro has devoted much of his career to sanctifying monsters. In his first feature film, Cronos, an aging antique dealer stumbles into eternal life, becoming a vampire who, rather than be...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
having read both versions of frankenstein and a book of criticism and a novel based on frankenstein in the last month… i am happy to release my creature (this blog)
defector.com/guillermo-de...
defector.com/guillermo-de...
before i forget: i hope everyone had a good Armistice Day. not enough people understand how the war to end all wars was fought and now we're where we are
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
before i forget: i hope everyone had a good Armistice Day. not enough people understand how the war to end all wars was fought and now we're where we are
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god i find it so deeply offensive as a man that all of these cretins think that my gender means that i cannot care about other people or think critically about my place in the world without becoming an impotent child! how offensive!
![Instagram caption from NPR of their interview with John Fetterman
In his new book, "Unfettered," Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) criticized his party for losing the support of working class men, writing that President Trump appealed to them more because "he wasn't afraid to comment on things the left told us we were no longer allowed to have commonsense opinions on."
Fetterman also writes, “if men are forced to choose between picking their party or keeping their balls, most men are going to choose their balls.”
“I think there's been a disconnection,” he told "All Things Considered" host Scott Detrow. “It's just this idea and just being perceived as more anti-man […] And it's just a lot different kinds of energy that comes out from.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5fkaj7zmtrdz6o4az3vvlxbf/bafkreiadfrhld7ftk53pgpl2aaafm74uz2qivzeudf3nkmykvcx643fl7i@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
god i find it so deeply offensive as a man that all of these cretins think that my gender means that i cannot care about other people or think critically about my place in the world without becoming an impotent child! how offensive!
Interesting to me that OKC has never had a good jersey
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Interesting to me that OKC has never had a good jersey
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
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My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
That anyone thought a movie about a lady boxer would make a bunch of money is very funny, especially right after no one went to see the rock's movie
The Sydney Sweeney bomb opening in 2000 theaters is the wildest thing about this drama. So many business masterminds are losing money betting big on things that only matter to right wing twitter users who will absolutely not spend a dime on anything that doesn’t have a picture of Donald Trump on it
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That anyone thought a movie about a lady boxer would make a bunch of money is very funny, especially right after no one went to see the rock's movie
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Federal shutdown deal could kill Minnesota’s unique hemp-derived THC market
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Federal shutdown deal could kill Minnesota’s unique hemp-derived THC market
A spending bill passed by Senate would essentially ban hemp-based THC products nationally.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Federal shutdown deal could kill Minnesota’s unique hemp-derived THC market
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Lol
Shams: Mavs officially firing GM Nico Harrison.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Lol
Lol
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Lol
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Happy Sex Clams anniversary to all who celebrate. And we all celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy Sex Clams anniversary to all who celebrate. And we all celebrate.
Well that's just silly
Miami used 9 pick-and-rolls against Cleveland on their way to a 123.0 Offensive Rating. In an overtime game.
Nine.
Nine.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Well that's just silly