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Frank Stallone called me an as swipe
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stupid sexy Frankensteinn
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Eating this would probably fix me
Petrified ham!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Biggest problem then is James Bond would be like 90 years old regardless
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Have you seen the new episode of The Chair Company that just aired on HBO?
My friend Ashley Lane and I play an interesting role in it? 😂
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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your dick looks like a skin tag on a dogs belly you dried up ol tater tot bitch
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Trivia alert! Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the World Wide Web, also invented the inflatable sumo fat suit. Thank you for everything, Mr Berners-Lee!
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Chappell Roan voice: “Goth Cowboy Store”
Incredible things are happening in Richmond, Virginia y’all.
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.

And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Joe Flacco is right. Going to a restaurant alone slaps
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They should have a beer and pretzel stand at the DMV
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
How do we feel about the new Naked Gun movie chat?
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Weird the guy would be making ICE threats when he nearly got taken out by a snow plow
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Jeremy it's calling you again. Jeremy do not resist
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Get a Nuremberg Bonus
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
For a second I though they freed the other notorious sandwich guy
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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My dog ordering at the concession stand:
‼️ 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES ‼️
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM