John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier
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Do NOT take out a fifteen year car loan, holy shit.
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Do NOT take out a fifteen year car loan, holy shit.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Sources indicate that Lucy has agreed to hold the football; a non-binding referendum of assurance that she will not lift it up has been promised but not scheduled.
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sources indicate that Lucy has agreed to hold the football; a non-binding referendum of assurance that she will not lift it up has been promised but not scheduled.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
This happened to my buddy Eric.
when seamen fall overboard, they are sometimes found, months afterwards, perpendicularly frozen into the hearts of fields of ice
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This happened to my buddy Eric.
Conversation with my four year-old:
Her: I saw God today. He was in the sky going into space.
Me: Oh yeah? What did God look like?
Her: You know already. (Walks away)
Her: I saw God today. He was in the sky going into space.
Me: Oh yeah? What did God look like?
Her: You know already. (Walks away)
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Conversation with my four year-old:
Her: I saw God today. He was in the sky going into space.
Me: Oh yeah? What did God look like?
Her: You know already. (Walks away)
Her: I saw God today. He was in the sky going into space.
Me: Oh yeah? What did God look like?
Her: You know already. (Walks away)
Such a lazy dig. Every single church I’ve ever been in has had a benevolence fund for this kind of thing. I imagine most are stretched thin right now.
Also, the lady that lies to churches to make rage bait videos is probably not a particularly trustworthy reporter.
Also, the lady that lies to churches to make rage bait videos is probably not a particularly trustworthy reporter.
There is a lady on TikTok pretending to have a baby that has gone without formula all night — she is calling churches around the country to ask if they can help.
Some of them are really embarrassing themselves. Especially the mega-churches.
Some of them are really embarrassing themselves. Especially the mega-churches.
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Such a lazy dig. Every single church I’ve ever been in has had a benevolence fund for this kind of thing. I imagine most are stretched thin right now.
Also, the lady that lies to churches to make rage bait videos is probably not a particularly trustworthy reporter.
Also, the lady that lies to churches to make rage bait videos is probably not a particularly trustworthy reporter.
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i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”
There is a lady on TikTok pretending to have a baby that has gone without formula all night — she is calling churches around the country to ask if they can help.
Some of them are really embarrassing themselves. Especially the mega-churches.
Some of them are really embarrassing themselves. Especially the mega-churches.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”
Imagine waking up every day as one of the most powerful men in the country and deciding to use that power to protect rich pedophiles. Mike Johnson is a worm.
Speaker Johnson is officially keeping the House in recess again next week. This will be the eighth consecutive week the House has been out of session. The chamber hasn't met since Sept. 19. Adelita Grijalva, who was elected on Sept. 23, has not been sworn in.
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Imagine waking up every day as one of the most powerful men in the country and deciding to use that power to protect rich pedophiles. Mike Johnson is a worm.
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Fred! Fred! It's your cousin, MARVIN DURST? You know that new rock rap sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fred! Fred! It's your cousin, MARVIN DURST? You know that new rock rap sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this
Every conservative commentator publishes a story 2-3 times a year that goes “I was an asshole to random people for no and now they don’t like me. The left has gone too far.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Every conservative commentator publishes a story 2-3 times a year that goes “I was an asshole to random people for no and now they don’t like me. The left has gone too far.”
Yeah good luck with this.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yeah good luck with this.
Does anyone remember this movie?
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Does anyone remember this movie?
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
I’m so sorry but I’m rewatching Blade Runner and
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m so sorry but I’m rewatching Blade Runner and
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
I can’t believe my friend John Raytheon turned out to be a bad guy
Mr. Obama sir we tried to tell you that you were running with a bad crowd (billionaires), they’re bad news
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November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I can’t believe my friend John Raytheon turned out to be a bad guy
The Berenstain in Caught in A Saw Trap
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Berenstain in Caught in A Saw Trap
I hate the Barenstain Bears so much. If I saw their house on fire I would not intervene. Awful family.
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hate the Barenstain Bears so much. If I saw their house on fire I would not intervene. Awful family.
How your parents expect you to react when they say they’re making a roast:
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How your parents expect you to react when they say they’re making a roast:
Wicked should have been split into four parts so that this one could be “Wicked 4 Good.”
November 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wicked should have been split into four parts so that this one could be “Wicked 4 Good.”
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When JD Vance tries to divorce his wife because he wants to get with Charlie Kirk’s Widow.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When JD Vance tries to divorce his wife because he wants to get with Charlie Kirk’s Widow.
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Happy Reformation Day
Post a meme made by you
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happy Reformation Day