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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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I'm not kidding.
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Drake Super Bowl bet: Rapper places $1 Million wager on Patriots
Drake finally made his pick for the Super Bowl winner between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks. He wagered $1 Million on New England.
www.usatoday.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I'm not kidding.
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Also if you feel threatened by this guy you’re not going to make it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Also if you feel threatened by this guy you’re not going to make it.
Boycott the Super Bowl or quit whining.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Boycott the Super Bowl or quit whining.
“We changed the channel for 15 minutes out of the last seven hours” yeah I bet they’re real worried about that.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
“We changed the channel for 15 minutes out of the last seven hours” yeah I bet they’re real worried about that.
The thing these people don’t understand is that the Super Bowl halftime show is just a basic free market. Conservatives will never turn the Super Bowl off. Having Jason Aldean headline will bring zero new viewers in. Kendrick or Bad Bunny? That’s new viewers.
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The thing these people don’t understand is that the Super Bowl halftime show is just a basic free market. Conservatives will never turn the Super Bowl off. Having Jason Aldean headline will bring zero new viewers in. Kendrick or Bad Bunny? That’s new viewers.
Kid Rock lip synced his entire performance at the Turning Point USA Half Time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I watched the TPUSA halftime show. Kid Rock was in it for MAYBE one minute. He did part of Bawitaba, no attempt to hide it was lip synced. Also, I’m pretty sure his part was prerecorded? There were hard cuts before and after the tiny part he showed up in.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I watched the TPUSA halftime show. Kid Rock was in it for MAYBE one minute. He did part of Bawitaba, no attempt to hide it was lip synced. Also, I’m pretty sure his part was prerecorded? There were hard cuts before and after the tiny part he showed up in.
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Oh is the Super Bowl tonight? Sorry, I already have plans.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Oh is the Super Bowl tonight? Sorry, I already have plans.
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Long shot I’d put like $5 on: Kid Rock devotes his life to Christ on stage and pivots to a Christian music career.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Long shot I’d put like $5 on: Kid Rock devotes his life to Christ on stage and pivots to a Christian music career.
Medium shot I’d bet $10 on: unauthorized cover of a Bruce Springsteen song.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Medium shot I’d bet $10 on: unauthorized cover of a Bruce Springsteen song.
Slightly less certain but still very likely: Kid Rock say “Let’s Go Brandon,” possibly performing the song “We the People” where it’s part of the chorus.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Slightly less certain but still very likely: Kid Rock say “Let’s Go Brandon,” possibly performing the song “We the People” where it’s part of the chorus.
Here are my predictions for Kid Rock’s Super Bowl show:
Kid Rock opens with the song “My Kind of Country” from his last album. I’m so certain of this that I would put money on it. He’s going to play himself as Kid Rock, beloved centrist.
Kid Rock opens with the song “My Kind of Country” from his last album. I’m so certain of this that I would put money on it. He’s going to play himself as Kid Rock, beloved centrist.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Here are my predictions for Kid Rock’s Super Bowl show:
Kid Rock opens with the song “My Kind of Country” from his last album. I’m so certain of this that I would put money on it. He’s going to play himself as Kid Rock, beloved centrist.
Kid Rock opens with the song “My Kind of Country” from his last album. I’m so certain of this that I would put money on it. He’s going to play himself as Kid Rock, beloved centrist.
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You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl
*Punching through my neighbor’s window as they scream in terror*
“Oh is there a sportsball game on tonight?”
“Oh is there a sportsball game on tonight?”
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
*Punching through my neighbor’s window as they scream in terror*
“Oh is there a sportsball game on tonight?”
“Oh is there a sportsball game on tonight?”
He’s obviously dying, right?
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
He’s obviously dying, right?
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Nope. This will be the last thing I remember before I depart this mortal realm for eternal glory.
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Nope. This will be the last thing I remember before I depart this mortal realm for eternal glory.
This tweet has been an intrusive thought for years. Like, once a week at least I say these words to myself out loud for no reason.
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
This tweet has been an intrusive thought for years. Like, once a week at least I say these words to myself out loud for no reason.
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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
He’s busy feuding with Taylor Swift.
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
He’s busy feuding with Taylor Swift.