John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier
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This meme but it’s New Vegas jank on top and Skyrim jank on the bottom.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This meme but it’s New Vegas jank on top and Skyrim jank on the bottom.
“She’s kind of pretty in a way”
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“She’s kind of pretty in a way”
Yeah good luck with this.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yeah good luck with this.
Does anyone remember this movie?
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Does anyone remember this movie?
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
I’m so sorry but I’m rewatching Blade Runner and
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m so sorry but I’m rewatching Blade Runner and
How your parents expect you to react when they say they’re making a roast:
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How your parents expect you to react when they say they’re making a roast:
I love him so much.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I love him so much.
Brb parachuting into an active volcano
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Brb parachuting into an active volcano
I have achieved full disassociation.
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I have achieved full disassociation.
Only if 4-6 adventurers of levels 3-5 have the courage to take matters into their own hands.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Only if 4-6 adventurers of levels 3-5 have the courage to take matters into their own hands.
Texting this to the group chat when a joke falls flat:
October 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Texting this to the group chat when a joke falls flat:
Forcing Americans to choose between farm subsidies and cheap hamburgers might be the thing that sinks Trump. To an American, that’s like making us choose a favorite between our beloved, large children.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Forcing Americans to choose between farm subsidies and cheap hamburgers might be the thing that sinks Trump. To an American, that’s like making us choose a favorite between our beloved, large children.
Not OC but lost it at this:
October 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Not OC but lost it at this:
Teachers need to actually get in trouble for this. I’m not saying fire the teacher, but if it’s clear that you gave students an assignment that you didn’t look at for five seconds, you should have to have a conversation with your principle about what exactly you are doing with your time.
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Teachers need to actually get in trouble for this. I’m not saying fire the teacher, but if it’s clear that you gave students an assignment that you didn’t look at for five seconds, you should have to have a conversation with your principle about what exactly you are doing with your time.
Buk-II’s supremacy continues.
October 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Buk-II’s supremacy continues.
Tim Heidecker putting out an apology for performing at Riyahd (he did not) is such a good bit.
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Tim Heidecker putting out an apology for performing at Riyahd (he did not) is such a good bit.
“ONE BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR” wailed Dumbledore, calmly.
October 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“ONE BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR” wailed Dumbledore, calmly.
Tylenol and what now
October 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Tylenol and what now
Lol. Lmao.
October 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Lol. Lmao.