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we feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
blocked every person in andy’s mentions bitching because he said “let’s pray”
We are aware of a reported shooting at Kentucky State University in Frankfort. At this time, we are aware of some injuries. We will share more information as available. Law enforcement are on scene, and a suspect has been arrested. Let’s pray for all those affected.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
blocked every person in andy’s mentions bitching because he said “let’s pray”
the bluesky version is the second best version of assbott, after the original of course. but it easily eclipses the flawed later versions that were hampered by twitter’s bullshit.
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the bluesky version is the second best version of assbott, after the original of course. but it easily eclipses the flawed later versions that were hampered by twitter’s bullshit.
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singer-songwriter-surfer Jack Johnson has slept with Linda Yaccarino
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
singer-songwriter-surfer Jack Johnson has slept with Linda Yaccarino
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I'm gonna fucking dox him
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm gonna fucking dox him
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*does Ric Flair voice* STOVE TOP STUFFING
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
*does Ric Flair voice* STOVE TOP STUFFING
wow i can’t believe the thing that everyone fucking knew was going to happen is happening
John Thune says Republicans have decided to vote on the Crapo-Cassidy health care bill as an alternative to Democrats’ bill to extend ACA funds.
He criticizes the expiring ACA funds as “Biden Covid bonuses.”
He criticizes the expiring ACA funds as “Biden Covid bonuses.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
wow i can’t believe the thing that everyone fucking knew was going to happen is happening
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
the los angeles dodgers can kiss my whole ass
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
the los angeles dodgers can kiss my whole ass
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we should all be allowed to beat this man with a sock full of quarters
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
we should all be allowed to beat this man with a sock full of quarters
he’s replacing two guys named John Dickerson and Maurice DuBois who apparently are the current hosts, just to give you an idea of how far the CBS Evening News has already fallen. would you have been able to name both anchors without looking? i couldn’t have!
Scoop: Tony Dokoupil will be the next anchor of the "CBS Evening News." Details in @status.news: link.status.news/4oMkPgS
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
he’s replacing two guys named John Dickerson and Maurice DuBois who apparently are the current hosts, just to give you an idea of how far the CBS Evening News has already fallen. would you have been able to name both anchors without looking? i couldn’t have!
no offense to my friends on here but the timeline is never more hilarious than when the eagles and/or bears are struggling
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
no offense to my friends on here but the timeline is never more hilarious than when the eagles and/or bears are struggling
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Mandy Patinkin is so badass
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Mandy Patinkin is so badass
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i can feel my brain rattling and smell the blunts lol
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i can feel my brain rattling and smell the blunts lol
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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we've made sure that you, me and my head exploded
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
we've made sure that you, me and my head exploded
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TOO MANY GODDAMN DADS ON THE LAWN YOU ATE KFC
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
TOO MANY GODDAMN DADS ON THE LAWN YOU ATE KFC
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wow that's cringe you fucking suck
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
wow that's cringe you fucking suck
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I am reading this here article and WHAT IN TARNATION IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE AIR DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I am reading this here article and WHAT IN TARNATION IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE AIR DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP