austin
@aparker.io
the only thing worse than my code are my jokes
governance @opentelemetry.io
dir. open source @honeycomb.io
av by @extinctinks.net
governance @opentelemetry.io
dir. open source @honeycomb.io
av by @extinctinks.net
he really is the most divorced man in history
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
he really is the most divorced man in history
RedMonk beers on Tuesday i think
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
RedMonk beers on Tuesday i think
there’s stuff on the slack. I can spread some messages. You in town?
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
there’s stuff on the slack. I can spread some messages. You in town?
yeah, and it’s only getting more economical to run/deploy this stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
yeah, and it’s only getting more economical to run/deploy this stuff.
well normally I’d just block you but I’m sitting on the toilet, so it’s not like I have a lot else better to do.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
well normally I’d just block you but I’m sitting on the toilet, so it’s not like I have a lot else better to do.
you know there’s no “rude” option in the report flow, right?
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
you know there’s no “rude” option in the report flow, right?
well if this is how you interact with strangers on a website I can see how people might think you’re rude.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
well if this is how you interact with strangers on a website I can see how people might think you’re rude.
the rude label has existed for literal years, my guy. they aren’t messing with your labeler settings and if they are, it’s a bug and not a shadowy conspiracy
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the rude label has existed for literal years, my guy. they aren’t messing with your labeler settings and if they are, it’s a bug and not a shadowy conspiracy
you’re conflating things that already exist with things that haven’t happened yet along with misunderstanding the difference between discover and following.
the app is open source, all the posts are public, this is trivially provable
the app is open source, all the posts are public, this is trivially provable
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
you’re conflating things that already exist with things that haven’t happened yet along with misunderstanding the difference between discover and following.
the app is open source, all the posts are public, this is trivially provable
the app is open source, all the posts are public, this is trivially provable
again, you don’t know what you’re talking about.
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
again, you don’t know what you’re talking about.
it’s 7 am and I don’t really feel like arguing with you about this but you don’t know what you’re talking about, sorry! you can trivially prove that nothing is being hidden here by looking at this thread in a different client or on a network browser
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
it’s 7 am and I don’t really feel like arguing with you about this but you don’t know what you’re talking about, sorry! you can trivially prove that nothing is being hidden here by looking at this thread in a different client or on a network browser
you control the buttons you press my guy
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
you control the buttons you press my guy